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Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 171)

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    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    What is a profession cuddler called ?
    Wants to get jabbed in the mouth by Chuck Lidell.
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    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    What is a profession cuddler called ?
    He wants to hold Joe Rogan's mic for him if you know what I'm sayin'.
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    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    What is a profession cuddler called ?
    Juice wants Rhonda Rousey to mount his back. With a strap-on of course.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    What is a profession cuddler called ?
    So homo.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    What is a profession cuddler called ?
    I'm your Dana White, bitch.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Observation
    ^ especially when you pay them money and drugs. It's as easy as being a trick doing the same thing!
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    What is a profession cuddler called ?
    LMAO I just body slammed that faggot juicy!
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    What is a profession cuddler called ?
    Juice's DS looks like Tito Ortiz.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    What is a profession cuddler called ?
    Juice goes to UFC fights looking for a ringside make out session then seeing him OTO (Out The Octagon).
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    What is a profession cuddler called ?
    Juice once paid $100 extra for a kimura.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    What is a profession cuddler called ?
    Juice thinks a leg lock is high mileage
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    What is a profession cuddler called ?
    Juice's favorite LDK position is full guard.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    What is a profession cuddler called ?
    Been beating off to Jon "Bones" Jones again, eh? Wanting some of that ground and pound? Juice are you finally coming out after all that pegging?
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Cuddling
    Come to think of it my ATF DS is a stripper escort which explains a little why she's more comfy with it than the average stripper.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Cuddling
    Pretty much every visit with my ATF DS had cuddling throughout the time. Before getting dances we would sit in spoon position for 20 min to an hour, and during this time my hard cock would be wedged between her ass cheeks, I'd massage her any way I wanted, and she would lean back and go cheek to cheek with me and guide my hands to just hug her from behind as we talked. Then just after a new song started, basically her giving me a free song, we'd go to the dance booth and cuddle in the same position for the rest of the song as we waited to officially start the dances. Again I had the option to massage her some more or just hug and cuddle her like in the main room but with better mileage. For examples if I hugged her from behind I could also grope her tits and even grind my boner into her phat ass cheeks. LOL I guess it's more "heavy petting" than cuddling but she called it cuddling and liked it. "I love cuddling" was one of her first hustle lines ever used on me. Turns out it was true. It was awesome and one of the reasons she's ATF DS.
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Story time with blah😁
    blah has sharp wit and cuts it up in her threads
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Story time with blah😁
    MackTruck has a crappy business model.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Just closed on some land and I'm building a tinny 🏠 house
    LMFAO @juice why in the fuck would you want to brake in a house. Is your tinny house on wheels? I'm thinking "tinny house" is code for "creepy white van".
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Just closed on some land and I'm building a tinny 🏠 house
    A classic juice thread always... ...has a spelling error of some sort ...involves strippers ...makes complete sense only to him Yep, it checks out @Cashman
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    5 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    @Founder
    "So those who want to impose like mindedness have their place!" ^ this is the same point for having a dedicated politics forum, idiot. By the way, the VIP room has differing views and opinions. It's not just for like minded people other than it's mostly about strip clubs in there. The really nice thing about it is that YOU can't post your mindless drivel to it and clutter it up as such. Idiot.
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    5 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    @Founder
    ^ You only think it's thriving because then you can keep blathering to yourself in your own threads or other threads that nobody else posts to. Not coincidentally, you are the most ignored person or your threads are the most ignored. That's not really 'thriving' from an objective point of view. Moron.
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    5 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    @Founder
    ^ Everyone can also refrain from posting more things irrelevant to strip clubbing (which includes politics) than things relevant to it. But neither is practiced well around here so a separate politics forum is still justified.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    ^ Somehow the 'Stars' (pun intended) aligned, I got lucky with work time off, and it actually happened!
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx πŸŒ²πŸ—»
    @TFP if you want nicespice to work visit the Bay Area, ya gotta help her out and find a club she will make money at and that is flexible with her schedule. Ever since I saw her TUSCL pics over a year ago I've been working on a visit with her out here. Somehow the 'Stars' (<- pun intended) aligned, I got lucky, and it actually happened!
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Just closed on some land and I'm building a tinny 🏠 house
    Lookit juice doing his part for the environment. I was once told that guys like small spinners because they make their dicks look bigger. Maybe with both the house and the spinner he wants the full effect. juice are you gonna have sex on a tinny bed too? With tinny pillows? Maybe use a tinny condom as well?