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5 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
LOL @nicespice I'm the same exact pervert to any stripper that 'stirs my loins'.
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5 years ago
Fuck. Now I foresee local TUSCL PLs bidding or setting up GoFundMe accounts to get nicespice to visit their area as opposed to Portland. This sucks. 😭
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5 years ago
^ meant for nicespice
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5 years ago
^ which brings us (lol you) back to Portland! It's definitely less of an upscale gentleman's club city than it is a mom-n-pop dive club one with surprisingly good dancers at any.
LOL I'm shameless about you coming out here. It's all your fault for joining TUSCL! 🤭
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5 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Unless it's a non-alcoholic club (like the Golden Dragon), out here in Portland the 18-20 yr old dancers cannot be on the floor common to the bar so they are easy to spot because they either get a dedicated stage or they lurk at the dressing room doorway and only can come out when it's their turn on the stage.
I don't do extras and such so I'm fine if I get dances with one due to ignorance. I don't really seek them out and prefer they always be over 21. If I know she's not, I take a pass.
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5 years ago
blah's story made me realize how "thirsty" those in the business get. Wow. I didn't realize that bouncers, managers, and waitresses get that way over whales too. Shameless.
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5 years ago
Start with stripperweb, but come here to get the uncensored and unmoderated reality of what customers actually want and get in strip clubs. Stripperweb strippers do not represent nor fully elaborate the reality of the business.
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5 years ago
"I think it’s best to find the individuals who like you as a person, and you can get along with well. Interacting with TUSCLers ITC should be like interacting with an easygoing regular. Or at least what I imagine they would be like lmao."
^ @nicespice the same thing applies from a PL perspective. I should hope a stripper interacting with me here is as genuine in real life as she is in correspondence. And so far that has been the case with you and from all signs also it's the case with the other stripper that I have interacted with on TUSCL.
I think it's a good screening system too. If you get burned by someone here, beyond just avoiding them altogether, there is the ability to "out" that person too. For example and hypothetically speaking only, if you had been an ROB or I had been a creepy stalker customer, that information *could* be shared here or in PMs which would alert others and hopefully help to shut down such behavior.
Again, given that both parties are sincere, I see it as mutually beneficial to be open to meeting through TUSCL and I would hope that most would be on the up and up about it. Again using our example, we would have never met up had we not been active TUSCL members, so it played to both of our advantages.
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5 years ago
LOL the cost of a whale is having to put up with his company for so long.
@blah along that same thought but from a customer point of view, I'm not looking for any "free" time off a stripper. All I ever really want for eventually getting 2-4 dances is 10-30 min of some table teasing time beforehand. And for that I will buy my stripper any drinks that she wants and I will give her the best massage she'll ever have. I don't think it's too much to expect for the cost. It's been agreeable with all my faves and it's worked out with random strippers that I've met both in Portland and on the road. Often strippers have to invest that same time in selling dances and without a guarantee, so when I offer a guaranteed sale of dances, drinks, and the best massage ever, I think it's worth it for all but the busiest strippers.
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5 years ago
I just wanna be a yummy salmon sushi snack for nicespice. 🍣
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5 years ago
Just like there are PLs here that club for various reasons and seek varying experiences, I think there should be the same thing for the strippers that have varying limits as to what they will do. I would hope that a stripper could be a little more honest about herself and what she does and doesn't do here than at stripperweb. At least she would get PL support if not from fellow strippers. Plus the variety of strippers brings good perspectives.
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5 years ago
I welcome all dancers here and don't care about extras or OTC myself. I'd even welcome the air dance only strippers but I'd likely never go visit them.
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5 years ago
A free bottle of bubbly is part of the deal for a 30min VIP for $250 at Stars Cabaret out here in Portland. I had two past faves I used to see there and had a few bottles opened up due to getting VIPs. But LOL I don't drink much so I gave it all to my stripper every time.
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5 years ago
Ultimately what I'm getting at beyond myself is that the typical TUSCL customer is going to be a fair spender if not a whale. From so many threads about how much is spent, I don't read many cheapskate posts. And while true there are a high percentage of extras/FS seekers here, that comes with customers that "know the game" and so aren't complete cheapskates. As such, it stands to reason that a stripper *could* make a decent amount of business by investing in her profile and even corresponding with PLs here that she trusts well enough.
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5 years ago
@nicespice I can attest to your generosity with your time. And I thank you so much for it. 🥰😍 I know I'm far from being a whale but I do get dances and tip and I also try to be cognizant of other customers wanting time with my stripper. Just like you'll gladly accept as much money offered, I'll gladly accept as much time a stripper wants to spend with me. Outside of drinks and some tips, I offer a helluva massage. 🤗
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5 years ago
@TFP she is the type of dancer that will do well, relatively speaking, anywhere she's given the opportunity. I could see her at the Crazy Horse III, Deja Vu, or the Gold Club out of all the SF clubs.
But why in the fuck am I enabling this? I want her to visit Portland as much as possible. 😝😜🤪
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5 years ago
@Nidan I consider myself highly perceptive and I'm pretty sure san_jose_creep was once a fairly successful programmer in Silicon Valley. But he's so mentally distraught now and his mind has so many complex defense mechanisms going on that all his former intelligence is dominated by it and he's simply deranged and batshit crazy. TUSCL is an integral part of it all too. He uses it to escape from his destitute and homeless life. On TUSCL he literally becomes the san_jose_creep persona he lives vicariously through his own posts about his sex cult organization or his fantasies of Front Room make out sessions. Also he's simply losing himself in the public library where he gets his free internet and he can peruse books and politics and such and then regurgitate what he reads for the day here. TUSCL is very much a part of his life and his very psyche. Unfortunately uses it for simply this means and doesn't actually contribute to the site in terms of real strip club experiences this century. He's basically a loony leech on this site and brings the quality of it way down. I see him as the TUSCL village idiot that blathers on and on in the town square without a care or consideration of anybody else. However all that said, he is a cautionary tale of the worst that can happen if you take mongering too far, so he does add cautionary value to all married PLs in that sense.
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5 years ago
@gSteph you know you like it. It helps me savor the memory of her. 🥰😍🤪
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5 years ago
I think it's a missed opportunity for strippers to not actively use the directory. If they would post pics, even just anonymous body shots, and where they worked in their profiles I would definitely check them out and go visit clubs I might not normally visit.
Portland used to have a local site, xoticspot.com that closed itself down due to FOSTA and it was great for generating business. I used to go and see pics of strippers and their schedules and I would visit based on it. TUSCL's Dancer Directory could certainly be used in a similar way.
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5 years ago
@nofuglies no disrespect taken! Yes, Portland clubs are perfect for a PL like me. High mileage, enough to LDK, is all I need and that's what most clubs here are all about. Plus there are so many clubs it is just so convenient and easy to be a monger here. But also there are extras and OTC is quite possible too. I know this through direct observation, talking with stripper friends, and from fellow local TUSCLers. It just takes a little more work and discretion to get extras relative to the easier cities. I have clubbed extensively in Phoenix, Albuquerque, Sacramento, Seattle, and the Bay Area, and I put Portland right up next to Phoenix in terms of best strip club cities out of all them.
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5 years ago
@Cashman The more time I've spent with her she gets more beautiful both inside and out. I do feel very lucky to have met her. IMHO she's a unicorn.
@nofuglies I don't do extras. To me she's a perfect stripper from beginning to end.
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5 years ago
@nicespice I am certainly grateful that you use PMs here for meeting up. I have had another out of town stripper reach out to me through TUSCL too, but that is all. I've had zero interactions with local strippers here. I don't mind though.
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5 years ago
Just when I thought a visit with nicespice couldn't get any better it does. She spoiled me like a king tonight. She sat on my lap for over an hour and flirted with me in just some skimpy black booty undies, black heels, and a hot sparkling choker as I got to massage her all over. Neck, naked back, super soft and creamy ass, gymnast's legs - all parts of her body are utter perfection and I got to rub them all over to my heart's content. The entire time I was hard as a rock and my cock kept rubbing against her juicy little booty. I swooned and went cross eyed several times throughout the night because it felt so good.
Once again, I became drunk on her pure beauty. She has legs like a gymnast with skin that feels like soft and smooth porcelain over super fit muscles. Her ass is so juicy and cute to grab. And I was able to rub it in circles as she sat on my lap. It felt wonderful.
Also tonight she had her top off and it was so fucking sexy to see that long and luxurious hair of hers cover parts but never completely hide her perfect and pert breasts. I swear, "they're real, and they're SPECTACULAR!" All throughout the massage I would cop feels of them either directly or over that beautiful hair. They each seem to fit perfectly in each hand. Like a glove.
For that hour she slowly and sensually teased me, driving me wild. Every now and then she'd push her ass harder into my crotch or turn her head and stare at me with those sexy bedroom eyes from behind that flowing hair. And whenever she smiled, these two perfect dimples would magically appear on her cheeks. She got dimples for days, guys, DAYS. They are too cute.
And it was crazy. The club was a freaking 7up factory with wall to wall hot strippers, every one I would be willing to get a dance with, and I didn't care one bit because I had nicespice all to myself! And purring in my lap like a sex kitten. 😻 I couldn't have asked for a better scenario or visit. If I wasn't looking at super hot nicespice, I was looking at another hot stripper. 'twas PL HEAVEN.
Then eventually after all the build up and wonderful teasing we have some dances to end a perfect night. The end. 🥰
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5 years ago
Wants a hit from Ken Shamrock below the belt.
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5 years ago
Wants "BJ" Penn to choke him to sleep.