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Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 166)

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    5 years ago
    mark94
    Arizona
    Opening a new club
    ^ sorry I just saw the VIP was on the upper floor. Oops.
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    5 years ago
    mark94
    Arizona
    Opening a new club
    "They put the VIP area out in the open ( albeit on the upper floor ). This seems like a really bad design decision to me and one that is not easily changed." ^ @mark that's so bad. That club has an upstairs area that's perfect for VIPs. And in the past there was even a ground floor area that had a translucent glass partition wall that was somewhat private too. To me the main floor is for cheap topless dances and those other areas are places they could easily 'blind-eye'.
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    5 years ago
    samiel
    DFW, Texas
    Settling
    I won't settle in terms of going below a 7-8 with an all natural body. After I've thoroughly scanned the club I already know the ones that I want and don't want dances from. If the ones I want aren't ever available, I just enjoy the trip as a stage tipper and leave.
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    5 years ago
    Techniques, Tricks and Methods to extend lapdance time
    @JustinTolook But to your last paragraph, he has developed the ultimate defense: to never actually go to a strip club in reality. By never actually going, his defense mechanism is foolproof, ironically. By not going he can stay on TUSCL and blather on and on about all his delusions in a self contained and "foolproof" fantasy and it will always be "true". To him. But still, yes, it's quite sad.
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    5 years ago
    Techniques, Tricks and Methods to extend lapdance time
    @Cashman all san_jose_creep's ways with stripper and AMP whores are a system of denial that he's paying them for GFE because his ego is huge. If he acts civilian with them, they want to be his real GF rather than give him GFE. If they kiss him, it's because they like him as a GF rather than it's part of GFE. These are simply forms of paid GFE that he doesn't want to admit. He even has denial as he pays them. It's not payment for the GFE. It's payment out of respect and care for her time as a real GF rather than a GFE service. His ego doesn't allow him to admit he's resorting to GFE with whores because no woman, civilian or otherwise, wants anything to do with his creepy ass in real life. Furthermore, it's so bad (his ego and his denial) with him that he has to believe that he's figured it all out over TUSCLers that just want to go and get lapdances. He doesn't even want to believe that others actually just want to have fun with strippers and get lapdances. Even that hurts his ego because it takes him back to his personal frustration of strippers that just wanted to do that only and NOT give him GFE. He's overly obsessed with getting GFE and pretending it's real.
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    5 years ago
    Techniques, Tricks and Methods to extend lapdance time
    @Cashman that's the point of it all: to provide GFE to a guy that needs it. And san_jose_creep most definitely does. And the Bay Area is full of stripper escorts. Chock full.
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    5 years ago
    mark94
    Arizona
    Opening a new club
    You would think that being close to the airport it would help.
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    5 years ago
    Techniques, Tricks and Methods to extend lapdance time
    @san_jose_creep it's called GFE and it's not that uncommon with stripper escorts.
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    5 years ago
    Quirky & Weird Clubs
    This isn't that quirky, but Stars Bridgeport out here tried to implement an aerial hoops stage. It was there a year ago but now it's gone. I remember being there and strippers trying it for the first time. I tipped for appreciation of their skill but it certainly wasn't as sexy as watching standard pole and stage dancing.
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    5 years ago
    Techniques, Tricks and Methods to extend lapdance time
    @san_jose_creep sorry that you haven't gone to a strip club this century and you haven't been with a woman other than an AMP whore since your divorce to even know WTF you are even saying.
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    5 years ago
    Techniques, Tricks and Methods to extend lapdance time
    ^ It's because we know you're TUSCL's village idiot, idiot.
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    5 years ago
    48-Cowboy
    Forcing Baby Boomers To Stop Being Babies
    Is it true that some of the members here met nicespice recently?
    @gSteph Thanks. In pursuit of that happiness I worked on getting her a dayshift gig and it payed off. I am very lucky to have met her.
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    5 years ago
    48-Cowboy
    Forcing Baby Boomers To Stop Being Babies
    Is it true that some of the members here met nicespice recently?
    ^ fuck you, Mackie. That's a load of shit and you know it. 💩
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    5 years ago
    48-Cowboy
    Forcing Baby Boomers To Stop Being Babies
    Is it true that some of the members here met nicespice recently?
    I'm seeing her at every opportunity I can. And @samiel, no worries re: massages. I have that covered with her. @gSteph Just in case I gave her numerous gentle squeezes on all of our behalves. That's why I couldn't respond yesterday. Too busy squeezing her. 🤗
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx 🌲🗻
    ***PSA*** PL WARNING! A VISIT WITH NICESPICE DISTORTS ALL COHERENT THOUGHT AND SENSE OF TIME. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE SWOONING, SMILING, MUMBLING, AND SEVERE ERECTILE FUNCTION. REPETITIVE VISITS CAN LEAD TO OBSESSION AND INABILITY TO FORGET HER. ***END PSA***
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    5 years ago
    Estafador
    BIG APPLE
    Would you be a bit sketched out if some random dude bought you a drink unwitting
    I once bought a guy a drink for a fave dropping him and coming over to me to do a 30 min VIP. He declined it, gave it to my fave, and said that it was considerate and kind of me. I thought he was another regular of hers but in the VIP she told me he was just a regular that chats with all the strippers when he's in.
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    5 years ago
    WickThePuppy
    I take humpin wegs out of the cwub ...on a discount!
    Met up with Nicespice wast night
    @nicespice Good idea but the little bitch is too small at the moment. 😂😂😂
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx 🌲🗻
    Hee hee I lost track of it too. I was too enchanted. 🥰
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    5 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Whale Encounters (and Cock Blocking MFs!)
    ^ Moby Dick level
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx 🌲🗻
    @Cashman LOL there's been seven other nicespice threads created after this one. LMAO clearly it's rubbed off on them.
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx 🌲🗻
    @Cashman let's just say that there were several hard knots rubbed out tonight. Multiple times.
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx 🌲🗻
    @gSteph Seriously she wore me out. I had her practically all to myself for an hour and a half. And between each of her sets I massaged her a bunch as she sat with her baby soft and juicy ass either on my lap or in front of it in spoon position. And she was wearing a skimpy black thong and checkerboard bikini top with a patina choker around her neck. She looked super smoking hot tonight. A perfect 10 bikini model Asian goddess. I was in nicespice HEAVEN today, but it was also hard work because I seriously wanted to give the best massage that I can to her. A body like hers deserves it. And then on top of this she told me beforehand that she was gonna go 'Texas-style' mileage finally on me in the dance room. Apparently she had been "holding back" (😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣) on me during our last two meet ups. In short she wasn't rong. 🦄🍆🤗
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx 🌲🗻
    Massaging a unicorn is hard work.
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx 🌲🗻
    🦄,🤗
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    5 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
    Wifey (nicespice) is in pdx 🌲🗻
    Whew. I'm spent. 😌