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5 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
^ and you'll keep creating excuses and blame other things besides yourself.
Man up and own your own issues!
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5 years ago
@gawker She must have thought you meant poker instead of poke her. ð
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5 years ago
Sounds like it's time to go back to everyone's original ATF...
...Ms. Rosie Palm!
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5 years ago
@shadowcat way to stick with the "bro code". Since I have clubbed and had lapdances with my wife she would definitely know $1000 spent is more than excessive.
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5 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
^ and you'll keep creating excuses and blame other things besides yourself.
Man up and own your own issues!
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5 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
You'll never get over her until you fully acknowledge your own issues as to why she divorced you. Until then, you'll keep talking to yourself like in this thread and keep creating threads like this like you've been since 2015.
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5 years ago
"Lol. That 2nd one is kinda hard to explain."
^ @gSteph that was my first bust from my wife. Back in the 90s. I am getting out of my car going to AJs, a bikini bar in San Jose, and as I'm locking my car door I look up at a van driving by and my wife is glaring at me. I ended up telling her I'll see her at home and when we get there, I just fall on my own sword and cop to everything. It was a cold busted moment and at that point only the truth mattered.
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5 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Most TUSCLers aren't using TUSCL as a personal therapy/defense mechanism like san_jose_creep is though.
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5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
^ founder don't need no steenkin' troll account.
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5 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
What's next, a founder article?
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5 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
The irony of this thread is OP doesn't go to strip clubs in real life. ððð
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5 years ago
LOL it's easy (not to get busted) when you have an SO like that. The hard part is finding an SO like that! ð
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5 years ago
@lotsoffun this thread is about getting busted by an SO.
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5 years ago
Money Mayweather lives up to his nickname. Those $100s to him are $1s to us.
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5 years ago
On a business trip I went to a club one night and the following day I was at lunch with a couple of female coworkers. When it came time to pay I used cash, and one of my coworkers saw me using a bunch of ones, leftovers from the night before, to which she jokingly asked "So, have you been dancing for those tips?" She wasn't an SO but she made me blush for a second and pause before I used some lame excuse and then quickly changed the subject.
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5 years ago
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TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
"but made sure to emphasize that I loved her ugly look so much"
^ Methinks the issue is the use of the word 'ugly' in this statement. Remove it from the conversation and I bet she would have received all other compliments genuinely.
Whether it's true or not, it's ill advised to call a woman ugly, fat, or old.
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5 years ago
LOL!
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5 years ago
@gammanu good one! So to be clear, you pocket dialed your SO whilst grabbing ones in your pocket? Did she overhear everything going on in the background and then call you back?
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5 years ago
@gSteph I got through it all undetected.
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5 years ago
@joker44 note also that a woman's sense of smell is amplified even more during her period.
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5 years ago
^ @Subra My wife has the nose of a bloodhound dog. I have thought I cleaned up well but she still smells it.
Also sometimess these strippers wear scented lotion and that doesn't just come off with washing like the smell of perfume.
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5 years ago
ðĐð―ðĪŠ
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5 years ago
juice if you come out to Portland I'll meet up with your fat ass.
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5 years ago
LMFAO don't quit your day job.