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4 years ago
Lil_Bumper did you do one too many lines again or something?
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4 years ago
@Cashman given that I never went beyond LDKs and lapdances I put a lot of research and effort into finding the ultimate lapdance attire. I was LDKing long before the term was invented here.
And yeah in my research I "came" to the conclusion that simple golf pants for rainy weather was the best solution. The waterproof material was super thin, so it felt great while also being jizz-proof. A wonder of modern science. In the 80s and 90s there was no such material that good. The only drawback was they weren't allowed in just one local club that tried to maintain a "gentleman's club" vibe and only allowed true dress slacks. But since that was just one club I either avoided it or wore proper slacks when I went.
If you want pants that are acceptable anywhere including the higher end clubs, then straight up cotton/polyester golf pants or dress slacks will do. The non-waterproof type. The drawbacks to these are that the zipper can interfere with crotch sensations and they won't be fully jizz-proof. For me this required an underwear layer which then adds more material and further desensitizes the experience. I split hairs here because I can still LDK in them but it's still not as ideal as rain weather golf pants.
Other pants that work well are sweat pants but they aren't gonna look "classy" or even approximate it. If you're even allowed to wear them you'll be marked as a pervert, good or bad.
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4 years ago
I tried to watch it just the other night with my wife. As soon as I saw it wasn't about strippers in 5 min I lost interest and had my wife decide on what to watch. She chose Temptation Island (season 3) and we both got to look at some eye candy, so it was a win-win change.
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4 years ago
This isn't rocket science (maybe pocket rocket science at best)...
The key to a good pair of lapdance pants is thin and soft material in the crotch area. The thinner and the softer, the better. If there are stitches, zippers, seams, and overall stiff material over said area, they will take away from the sensations of feeling soft female flesh against your crotch.
Also if you are LDK inclined it's good to have waterproof or at least jizz absorbent material as well. This can take away from the sensations but it's a good compromise since strippers don't usually take kindly to getting jizz on them. Keep your jizz your own biz, fellas.
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4 years ago
^ Another tell is if she starts wobbling her thighs and making her ass clap like an involuntary reflex at the sight of all those ones.
I never thought I'd say this but Cashman you sir are a PL and a scholar!
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4 years ago
Oregon recently passed a law for legal medicinal shrooms. If it goes the same way as marijuana then in a few years it will be legal for recreational purposes.
It will be interesting to see if acid and other harder psychedelics follow the same path(s).
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4 years ago
^ another classy move!
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4 years ago
This calls for the classic simulated blowjob hand sign. Establish eye contact with her and open your mouth. And as you pretend to stroke a cock in your mouth, poke your tongue into the cheek opposite your hand at the same cadence as your hand strokes. Based on her reaction it should tell you if she's the same person. And if not, she'll swoon from it being such a classy move.
I double dog dare you to try it. Make it a triple dog dare.
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4 years ago
@Cashman san_jose_creep was more compelled to post the way he did as opposed to "enjoying" it. What he was telling everyone else as "doing it rong" was really his own ad nauseum defense mechanism for his own psyche. By design, he wanted to have the appearance of a monger that knew the game and what strippers really want, but in reality he just had the fantasy of what they wanted. And that fantasy was nothing but the dream of how he "fixed" his own stripper interaction failures that led to his marital and overall life's failures. So, if you challenged this fantasy with anything different, in his "reality" you would be making the same exact mistakes that he made, and moreover you were reminding him of it. As such, he would double down on his denial and attack you for the incredulity of not agreeing with him.
He was a homeless dude on the down and outs and used TUSCL to escape from his destitute reality. When COVID hit his area, he could no longer go to the free public access internet computers at the public library. That's why he's not posting anymore. And unless he's gotten his head straight whilst offline from TUSCL, you can rest assured that he will be back as soon as he gets the means to post here again.
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4 years ago
COVID has been a great reason for me to stop clubbing. I was on a serious binge prior to it and the time away has been good for my bank account and overall well being. After a full year off and about a week ago I went back to an old regular club to see if the appeal of clubbing was still there, and after a drink and some stage tips I realized I wasn't feeling it anymore and left. I even saw an old fave I used to massage and LDK but the appeal just wasn't there. I won't say my clubbing days are completely over but I don't see myself going back to regularly going. I could see myself going back if I had buddies from out of town visiting or I was on a business trip out of town but that's about it.
I still lurk the site for reading entertainment and occasional titty pics. I think it's been much better without san_jose_creep. And even though overall the regulars posting is down I still see a slow but regular influx of strippers chiming in which is good for TUSCL.
Peace out my fellow PLs, strippers, parody accounts, and even bonafide trolls! And thanks to founder for keeping the boards mostly unmoderated. It's why I still lurk here. ✌️
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4 years ago
Yeah I got a huge honorable mentions list being a porno-phile since the 80s From earlier to later:
Ginger Lynn
Traci Lords
Christy Canyon
Jill Kelly
Jenna Jameson
Jenna Haze
Brooke Banner
Amy Ried
Tori Black
Charley Chase
Brooke Wylde
Kendra Sunderland
Adrianna Luna
Alexis Adams
Whitney Westgate
August Ames
Melissa Moore
And this is still only my upper tier.
@theDirkDiggler Stacy Cruz is a 10.
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5 years ago
Before Amy Ried, my porn ATF was Ginger Lynn.
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5 years ago
Brooke Wylde is high up on my list but Amy Ried is still is #1.
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5 years ago
I've been doing the same myself. It's been great exchanging posts and laughs with you.
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5 years ago
No way.
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5 years ago
Shook Me All Night Long by ACDC
How Do You Want It by Tupac Shakur
Come on Closer by Jem
Freaky Thangs by Ludacris
Need You Tonight by INXS
Hot In Here by Nelly
Dynamite by Jamiroquai
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5 years ago
@Subra call me a conservative SOB engineer but in my mind and based on the way this thing has played out due to NOT social distancing, as soon as there are less than a few (even one) cases in an area, you must start social distancing. This thing spreads as per a standard exponential growing curve. Until you can stop it altogether, you must social distance in order to flatten the curve.
And since detection of the virus still lags the infection rate, you must assume you are further along in the exponential growth curve than where the data says you are.
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5 years ago
"The number infected in NY continues to climb, but the rate of growth ( the second derivative for you calculus fans ) has been dropping for at least a week."
@mark that's good news regarding the rate drop in NY. Imagine where they would be without social distancing. And in hindsight they would have been even better off had they started social distancing earlier.
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5 years ago
Farmers and other Americans that normally live in somewhat isolation should have the least to fear right now.
@Nina wow that's a lot of incidents in your extended family. I'm sorry it has to be you but I do appreciate that you are sharing your experience. And your return to posting is a bittersweet joy to me because of it.
Out here in Oregon we have one of the worst hospital capacities per capita in the nation. I'm personally glad that our governor and Washington's put us on shelter in place while we still had a (relatively) low number of cases last week.
@Subra great posts recently. 👏👏👏
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5 years ago
@mark94 you don't have to make it about Trump's idea being the issue at all. The issue is...
"Small sample. Not enough data."
It really is this simple. One a proven solution is out there working IN REAL LIFE then there will be much less to fear. It's not complicated.