review comment
3 years ago
Ya, for whatever reason this is a no touch club which is stupid considering the contact available in Portland clubs. I've only been once, but the girl I got dances was OK with contact and watched and warned when the floor guy was approaching so that's the discussion to have before getting dances here
discussion comment
3 years ago
To my 18 year old self: Abandon your rail sitting, beer drinking pals and get some dances from those damn fine topless or nude honeys you're staring at in jaw dropped amazement.
To myself in my 30s: Dude, you fucking blew it by not clubbing and missing the golden age of San Francisco clubs (MBOT, etc.)
To my middle age self of 5 years ago at the commencement of my frequent clubbing: Pretty much everything Tetradon says above.
discussion comment
3 years ago
All SF Giants games:
Bonds hitting HRs #71 and #72 same night (yes I understand he was roided out).
Bonds HRs #600 and #700
Final game of 2002 NLCS to reach WS
Must-win games 6 and 7 of 2012 NLCS to reach WS
Bumgarner's 2-0 win in 2012 WS
Bumgarner's 5-0 complete game shutout in 2014 WS
review comment
3 years ago
@founder: I approve
@scrub: I reject as shill review/club ad
Conclusion: scrub acts stupidly
discussion comment
3 years ago
Bullock over Roberts.
As for Hilary Swank and the debate in The Office of hot or not: Hot.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Color doesn't matter to me. Scantily clad in any color is great. I'm looking at the face and the bod accentuated by the flattering outfit (color irrelevant to me).
But apparently there is subconscious proof of color having an impact even if I think it doesn't matter to me. Few years ago, my CF at the time had 2 new identical outfits, 1 black and 1 light purple. She looked fantastic in both and I preferred the purple, which popped in the club lights. One night she wore the black and I said oh you look great in that and even better in the purple. She responded that she never wears the purple anymore because she never sold anything while wearing it.
review comment
3 years ago
^Front Room Make Out Session. It's a reference to doofus tuscler san jose guy whose mantra for years has been that getting dances is for chumps and that PLs should focus on making out with strippers in the club's front room. I typically end my reviews with confirmation that no front room makeout sessions were observed.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Most Best Western Plus places do a decent job with the breakfast, though you have to pick and choose items and avoid the shitty bacon, sausage, and biscuits and gravy (which I avoid anyway even if it were decent quality).
discussion comment
3 years ago
->@shailynn: "I'm just here to make fun of San Jose Guy and Juice, and to pick up strip clubs tips from Rick D."
And to post from your alter ego Mamisan. Where Mamisan at?
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3 years ago
Homeless and clubbing? Seems unlikely unless the homeless guy has transportation or lives in the alley behind the club.
Homeless and partaking in sex worker services? Sure thing. When in college I lived in a beach community. There was wheelchair bound homeless guy, slept in his wheelchair near the pier. When begging for money, he was vocal about intent to use proceeds toward alcohol and hos. Said the hos would mount him cowgirl on his wheelchair at night (I would occasionally see a few of the street girls, they were nasty). Homeless guy's antics got written up in the local community newspaper one time.
discussion comment
3 years ago
gawker’s millennial successor will be entertaining. Hope he appears soon
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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
->@spicey: "Sesame Street WAY early..."
Please tell me you know the tune and can sing all the words to Elmo's Song. Or that you at least know the name of Elmo's goldfish.
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3 years ago
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PutaTesterWest Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
Great review, as always.
->"you cannot always get what you want, but you can get what you need." Classic.
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3 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
No such experience, but I wish you the best P_C!
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3 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
^Check out the big brain on Justin!
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3 years ago
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SebValTraveler, boobie enthusiast.
->@sinclair: "Everything on that rooftop went dead silent and everyone was looking at me like I had clubbed a baby seal."
OK, now that's funny and deserves appreciation.
review comment
3 years ago
IME Sun nights have always been slow here (tho based on small sample size), not surprising even slower during Covid time.
discussion comment
3 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
^Most college students under 21 get online order fake IDs, cost in $50 to $100 range. The ones college students have shown me look legit, though I dunno if they have bar codes. Companies that do it are mostly offshore and accept forms of payment like Founder does here.
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3 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
->@igbDamned: “I have considered getting a fake I’d with a fake name and address just for those clubs with scanners.”
Now that’s a good idea. I’m gonna get me a McLuvin fake ID.
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3 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
The best side benefit of the Covid era has expired with SJG's return to the board. Apparently good things don't last forever.
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3 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
ID scan is a deal breaker for me. No way I'm going to have my personal info (DOB, address, DL #) in some strip club database. Door guy's typical explanation for ID scan has been 1 of the following: (1) It's for security reasons in case you turn out to be an annoying customer, and don't worry because the club purges all system info monthly (which I don't buy), or (2) It's to verify your presence if you use credit card to reduce problem of charges later getting disputed.
Doing 1 of the following has gotten ID scan waived except for once and I then walked away and went to a different club: (1) Slip the door guy a $5 bill, or (2) State I use cash only and not credit cards in SCs, then flash my cash. I've been surprised how grateful the door guys have been to get $5 - in some of those cases, I've then become a regular and hand the same guy $5 as I pass the threshold which most often ends up with door guy turning to the cover fee collector lady and saying to let me in with no cover.
My position on no ID scan was reinforced by: The only time ever used a credit card in a club was to pay for 1 round of drinks where I was running low on cash and wanted to get dances - club that I was a regular at took my credit card and also scanned by ID, and 3 days later my credit card got frauded and had to deal with massive hassle of card # getting changed and re-setting all my autopays on that credit card. Ya, I understand that ID scan at entry doesn't automatically lead to identity theft, but I'm still unwilling to do it based in part on that experience. If I were traveling and in a 1-club town and ID scan was required and I was desperate to go, then maybe I'd make a spur of moment exception, but otherwise no.
discussion comment
3 years ago
I suspect Dave also has very specific conspiratorial beliefs about airplane chemtrails.