Comments by DeclineToState (page 7)

I would def contribute to a gofundme campaign ensuring he’d depart for good. And I’ve even got him on ignore.

Most of the good ones are taken, so I’ll add that twat Prince/King Geoffrey in Game of Thrones. And as an aside, best roadrunner episode: “Wile E Coyote, Super Genius. I like the sound of that. Wile E Coyote, Sooopperr Genius.”

Resisting the urge to bounce like a pogo stick during dances. I hate that shit, prefer the sensual grind. I'm Gen X age group, perhaps younger guys like the bouncing but I can't perceive why.

This was a good read, well done.

Ya, for whatever reason this is a no touch club which is stupid considering the contact available in Portland clubs. I've only been once, but the girl I got dances was OK with contact and watched and warned when the floor guy was approaching so that's the discussion to have before getting dances here

To my 18 year old self: Abandon your rail sitting, beer drinking pals and get some dances from those damn fine topless or nude honeys you're staring at in jaw dropped amazement. To myself in my 30s: Dude, you fucking blew it by not clubbing and missing the golden age of San Francisco clubs (MBOT, etc.) To my middle age self of 5 years ago at the commencement of my frequent clubbing: Pretty much everything Tetradon says above.

All SF Giants games: Bonds hitting HRs #71 and #72 same night (yes I understand he was roided out). Bonds HRs #600 and #700 Final game of 2002 NLCS to reach WS Must-win games 6 and 7 of 2012 NLCS to reach WS Bumgarner's 2-0 win in 2012 WS Bumgarner's 5-0 complete game shutout in 2014 WS

@founder: I approve @scrub: I reject as shill review/club ad Conclusion: scrub acts stupidly

Bullock over Roberts. As for Hilary Swank and the debate in The Office of hot or not: Hot.

Color doesn't matter to me. Scantily clad in any color is great. I'm looking at the face and the bod accentuated by the flattering outfit (color irrelevant to me). But apparently there is subconscious proof of color having an impact even if I think it doesn't matter to me. Few years ago, my CF at the time had 2 new identical outfits, 1 black and 1 light purple. She looked fantastic in both and I preferred the purple, which popped in the club lights. One night she wore the black and I said oh you look great in that and even better in the purple. She responded that she never wears the purple anymore because she never sold anything while wearing it.

^Front Room Make Out Session. It's a reference to doofus tuscler san jose guy whose mantra for years has been that getting dances is for chumps and that PLs should focus on making out with strippers in the club's front room. I typically end my reviews with confirmation that no front room makeout sessions were observed.

Most Best Western Plus places do a decent job with the breakfast, though you have to pick and choose items and avoid the shitty bacon, sausage, and biscuits and gravy (which I avoid anyway even if it were decent quality).

->@shailynn: "I'm just here to make fun of San Jose Guy and Juice, and to pick up strip clubs tips from Rick D." And to post from your alter ego Mamisan. Where Mamisan at?

Homeless and clubbing? Seems unlikely unless the homeless guy has transportation or lives in the alley behind the club. Homeless and partaking in sex worker services? Sure thing. When in college I lived in a beach community. There was wheelchair bound homeless guy, slept in his wheelchair near the pier. When begging for money, he was vocal about intent to use proceeds toward alcohol and hos. Said the hos would mount him cowgirl on his wheelchair at night (I would occasionally see a few of the street girls, they were nasty). Homeless guy's antics got written up in the local community newspaper one time.

gawker’s millennial successor will be entertaining. Hope he appears soon

->@spicey: "Sesame Street WAY early..." Please tell me you know the tune and can sing all the words to Elmo's Song. Or that you at least know the name of Elmo's goldfish.

Great review, as always. ->"you cannot always get what you want, but you can get what you need." Classic.

No such experience, but I wish you the best P_C!

^Check out the big brain on Justin!

->@sinclair: "Everything on that rooftop went dead silent and everyone was looking at me like I had clubbed a baby seal." OK, now that's funny and deserves appreciation.

IME Sun nights have always been slow here (tho based on small sample size), not surprising even slower during Covid time.

^Most college students under 21 get online order fake IDs, cost in $50 to $100 range. The ones college students have shown me look legit, though I dunno if they have bar codes. Companies that do it are mostly offshore and accept forms of payment like Founder does here.