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6 years ago
Warrior15 thankfully Founder doesn't feel that way anymore. Otherwise we'd still be scrolling through miles of 'Rick Dugan is a fag' and 'Vince Michaels is a pedophile' threads. I guess dealing with SJG isn't so bad when you think back on that.
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6 years ago
I've gotta give props to all the guys in here who haven't responded in a harsh way to SJG. Especially Warrior 15, who SJG has the nerve to be trying to give advice to.
I guess I'm the only one who gets utterly annoyed at this no review, no experience sharing clown trying to question people's method of having fun in the club. Telling you not to get BBBJ's and instead go for FS because it's his preference. After all this time this chump still doesn't realize that folks have fun in different ways.
I gotta get on you guys level. You pay him no attention, no matter how many times he posts. Bravo to you fine members.
As for the topic, unfortunately I can't really contribute because I haven't had a BJ till completion. Hell, the short BJs I've had haven't even been BB but covered. But I can understand paying a lot, it happens sometimes. Is what it is.
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6 years ago
Orangepicture your club is unfortunately not the norm. The girls there aren't tripping off of LDKs because there's more action to be had anyway. That's why it's my favorite strip club thus far.
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6 years ago
Ski-bum where are you getting that I'm hysterical? I posted a response to you that had no personal insults or put downs, just a stated opinion. I'm not clear on how my response comes off as hysterical to you. Your response on the other hand is calling me a nitwit, a snowflake, and a hysterical person who can't stand criticism.
Ski-bum posted "So anyone who cannot blow a load LDK style cannot have an opinion? ". Of course you're free to your opinion. But you didn't post an opinion, you posted "Guys who masturbate and LDK are minute men in bed, despite what they post here.". That doesn't come across as an opinion IMO. Another weird thing about that statement....do you know that over 95% of men maturbate? So your statement basically reads that 95% of men are minute men. Sounds absurd, right?
Anyhow, I responded to you because I thought you were capable of having a decent discussion of oposing viewpoints about LDKing. Unfortunately I was only met with immediate insults and put downs.
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6 years ago
Ski-bum just stick to what you know. You've already said you can't LDK so just leave it at that. For those of us who can, it isn't about being a minute man or a premature ejaculator or whatever. It's simply what we find as appealing in our minds. That's all sex is when you think about it. It's why a 2 song handjob by a beautiful woman is enough to get a dude off, and why a 2 song grind can get another man off.
Specifically speaking for myself you couldn't be further from the truth about being a 2 minute man. Even when it comes to LDKs, I prefer the VIP because I like to enjoy the full 30 minutes of groping and grinding before I cum. Others have stated they like to cum fast for cost issues or whatever, that's their choice. But to assume that they can't last past two songs if they wanted to is quite foolish.
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6 years ago
If you PM Founder he might be able to help you out with deleting certain comments.
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6 years ago
Ha it's all good man, I love the visuals from your stories. It's why I like reading reviews. The best reviewers can paint a movie with their words. Make you feel like you're the invisible bouncer in the room watching them do their thing lol.
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6 years ago
out to on a whim.
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6 years ago
Damnit man! Black thongs are my weakness! Fuck! If only I could escape right now I'd head up to Rancho Cordova right now to test out if those clubs are LDK friendly.
I envy you and all the folks who have decent clubs in your vicinity. These SF clubs man, too hit and miss. I'd love a consistent good experience close by. Rancho Cordova is somewhat close but not close enough to.be able to.just bounce
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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
^^^^I can't tell if you're serious or not but I actually believe this. Reason being, I thought for sure he'd pay for the membership so he can read all the Tijuana club reviews so he could ask a million questions about getting front room make out sessions and Todo La Noche. Or write reviews of his time at the strip club 20 years ago so he could get the VIP status to read.
But nope, zero reviews. So maybe he really doesn't know. Replace Scotty with SJ cuz SJ doesnt know, SJ doesn't know, SJ doesnt know-ho. Which is cool because it makes the review section the safest section to read without seeing the words front room make out session a million times a day.
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6 years ago
Gawker it sounds like you were in an extras friendly place. In places like those I find LDKs aren't necessary. Just finish covered, in her mouth, or on her body. I prefer all those to LDKs. But in clubs where it's not cool for junior to come out and play, an LDK is usually the best experience I can get.
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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
I read the reviews here of Club Fantasy and wondered why the hell SJG said that place looked the most favorable. The reviews tear that place a new asshole. Then I remembered that he likes hole in the wall dives with AA women because he thinks he has a higher chance of getting his coveted front room make out sessions with them. But if the women are a 5 or less why the hell would you want to make out with them? Even then, I still doubt any of them would let his lips touch theirs, unless he's shelling out major bucks first.
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6 years ago
Skibum, to each his own.
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6 years ago
^^^The master of the art of LDK, SLD.
That's my favorite position to LDK in, the coveted RCG. Only difference is I like her leaning all the way back against me. I usually have one hand on her boob and the other somewhere on her thigh or the side of her ass. Her grinding in that position coupled with the groping is fucking heaven and always leads to an LDK.
I gotta look up those polyester microfiber boxers. They might be better than my current plain cotton boxers.
SLD your stories are always amazing. You seem to have the routine you love down pat and your ATF is cool with it. The civie time at the bar actually sounds like the best part. Only time I've ever had anything close would be a time in Vegas when a dancer asked me to buy her a drink. I noticed the line for the bar was super long so I agreed. The whole entire ten minute wait I stood behind her talking and grinding against her ass. The $15 drink was well worth it since 10 minutes of dances would have ran me about $60.
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6 years ago
Paul Drake so with the golf rain slacks do you go commando or still wear boxers?
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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
I haven't heard any reports of front room make out sessions happening there so you probably shouldn't bother.
I haven't been out that way yet but Tahoecruz has some excellent reviews of all the clubs out in that area. Based on his reviews it seems the nod goes to Gold Club Centerfolds. Although Deja Vu has an everyday $100/30 minute VIP special that they enacted to try to stay competitive. And I'll give mdb2203 credit: I'd visit Pure Gold just to see this 'legendary' club that he scores all 10s every single time.
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6 years ago
I'd be worried about going commando for the same reason as you, Drunk Praetorian. I'd worry about leakage, even in waterproof pants. I usually wear thin boxers and thin slacks. Even with two layers it's still thin enough to get an LDK from a great grind. Out of all the LDKs I've had, I've never had any leakage or stain problems. And I wear black slacks. I've left the club after two LDKs with no stain whatsoever.
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6 years ago
Yeah, only amatuers HAVE to leave after the first LDK.
Get yourself some better gear. After that first nut with that right pants nothing will leak through. Wipe yourself off a bit, recharge, and have at it again.
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6 years ago
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impalaThe People's Republic of Pennsylvania
Yeah I concur with the above post. Just one ROB wouldn't ruin a club for me. But I will definitely be on higher than usual alert fory second visit.
I had the second experience as the person you overheard, ripped off by a ROB. But still gonna give the club another try since the place was nice and the women were beautiful. This time I'll be looking out for the 'tip before the dance' or attempting to start a dance in the middle of a song. Two tell tale signs of ROBs so far for me.
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6 years ago
Trailblazers might be the first team to be 'gone fishin' this year. The Pelicans with Holiday and Anthony Davis look like too much for them to handle. A damn shame since the Trailblazers we're so good during the regular season. Lillard and McCollum having subpar games at the worst time.
Hoping to see the Cavs lose again tonight. And that Utah actually makes it a series with a win today.
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I guess I'm one of the few that approves of a refurbished phone. I've only had one (my current one). I had just finished paying off the $649 total cost of the brand new one and then ruined it. I hit eBay and bought a refurbished model of the same phone for $149. Phone was in excellent condition and still works great a year later. Name of the company on eBay was guaranteecellular.
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6 years ago
^^^^^^so basically you know a lot of SS. From what you post, sounds like it.
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6 years ago
I feel like Samuel L. Jackson right now. "Say front room make out session one more time!! I dare you, I double dare you say it one more goddamn time!"
But of course, I'm not Samuel L. Jackson so I know I'll be seeing it for as long as SJG remains alive.
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Gotta agree with 623 here. Simply censoring our reviews from now on and omitting the world 'extras' isn't gonna keep this place safe from the wrath of FOSTA. Like he said, all the past discussions, reviews, and articles would all have to be removed.
If this site isn't safe from FOSTA there's nothing we can do now to save it. Obviously I'm hoping it is safe, but that remains to be seen.
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6 years ago
Subraman pretty much summed up my most recent experiences in SF. If you hit the little dive nude clubs like Little Darlings or Garden of Eden then you can find extras available for a reasonable length of time, but from girls who who would rate a 5/6. And then in the other Deja Vu nude clubs the women will be fine but the prices are just not worth it.
Basically pick your poison. SF clubs just don't stack up to the rest of the country, unfortunately.