Reviews by LecherousMonk

Visited Cheeks on a Saturday night from about 10-12:30. Metal detector and wand to get in then ID check and a $10 cover, I believe. The 1st thing that hit me was the bright lighting.…

OK, writing a review because I made a forum post about it and then felt guilty for not doing this first. I had been to this place once before, but it had been a few…

I showed up at Vanity around nine on a Sunday to find it unexpectedly closed, so I headed to the adjacent Columbus Gold. Cover was $10 with an ID and temperature check. The latter was…

tl;dr Good ratio and high mileage (for Columbus) = get it while you can, but be prepared to work to get the dancers' attention! As with everything right now, these conditions could be subject to…

I showed up around 10 or 11 on a Tuesday, paid the $5 cover (might have been $10), and then dropped an extra $5 in the bucket because a sign taped to it said, "$5…

can't capitalize--eating oreos. kahoots was pretty crowded on a saturday night, although not according to one of the dancers. she gave me a standard lapdance with a repetitive series of moves, which i didn't really…

This was one of the last clubs in Columbus to which I had not been, so I decided to rectify that. The parking lot was packed at 11. Cars were double parked in some places.…

I came in after a brief and unsatisfactory visit to Centerfold, thinking I had only an hour or so in which to have a little fun. Come to find out, however, that they are open…

As many times as I've gone to other Columbus clubs looking for variety, I've never been able to convince myself that any were better than Kahoots. After my last visit there, and considering what I've…

I found this place OK with the help of Google Maps, although I can understand why so many others have had trouble doing so. Once I navigated the residential streets leading there and then parked…