Pleasant Night out after a Long Time off for Obvious Reasons

tl;dr Good ratio and high mileage (for Columbus) = get it while you can, but be prepared to work to get the dancers' attention! As with everything right now, these conditions could be subject to rapid change.

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I decided to celebrate being fully vaccinated by doing something I never would've done during the height of the pandemic--visit a strip club. Kahoots being nothing but the site of a new apartment complex now (RiP), I headed to the place that in my experience always had the distant 2nd-best talent in Columbus, Vanity. I wasn't expecting much based on recent reviews, although I believe they had been based on daytime visits, and I am exclusively a nighttime clubber. By happenstance, my date of full vaccination was a Thursday, usually the night with the best combination of raw number of dancers and dancer-to-customer-ratio at clubs, though with conditions in flux right now I wasn't counting on that holding up.