Unrivaled

As many times as I've gone to other Columbus clubs looking for variety, I've never been able to convince myself that any were better than Kahoots. After my last visit there, and considering what I've heard about the decline of Scores, which I've yet to confirm personally, it's hard for me to avoid the conclusion that Kahoots is not just the best among equals, but is in a class of its own.

I went during peak night-shift hours on a Saturday, so when you would expect the club to be its busiest, but I was not prepared for this: I would estimate at least 20, possibly 30 or more dancers were there. The place was absolutely packed with guys, but the ratio was probably still 1:1. I saw no ugly dancers. There might have been one or two who could be described as having, "a few extra pounds," but none were fat enough to make one question their profession. A half a dozen or so had big tits, and about the same amount had junk in the trunk. There were a few spinners for the spinner guys too. Most of the girls were white; a few were black. The cover was $10 or $15. I don't remember. My Coke cost $5, and dances are still $30.

I got three dances. I'll skip the front-room details, because there weren't many to speak of, but I will say that I was more proactive than usual. I actually "flagged down" a dancer or two because the chances of my favorite dancers picking me out of such a big crowd seemed low. Dance #1 was with a perfectly fit blonde who had a nice, natural rack and a tight, little yoga booty too. There was meat to grab onto there, but unfortunately my PL paws did not get to roam. Some guys like to push it a little to see how much touching the dancer will let them get away with. I like to let the dancer lead the way in that regard. If she's giving me a decent grind and the right vibe, I'll grab a titty or slap dat ass. This was not one of those times. It wasn't an air dance, but the contact was light. Now, I don't begrudge any dancer the right to dance how she chooses. Technically, that's all we're paying for, right?: a dance, and extras (as well as mileage) are just that. Besides, Kahoots is not a dive. Anyway, as she was dancing, she let slip a conspicuous amount of biographical info. Perhaps it was all true, and she was just making small talk. A cynic might think she was running a routine designed to convert custies into regulars. Regardless, she claims to be in med school and to have made recent trips to Brazil and Hawaii. The last thing I'll say about her is that she is a truly beautiful young woman who makes good conversation and is quite flexible.