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8 years ago
^^^ I luv this guy. His shit is funny!
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8 years ago
"Transitioning"? I don't like the sound of that, aka Richard Simmons and Bruce Jenner. No thanks u can keep you're transgenders.
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8 years ago
Yeah but how about when you're in a new relationship with a civvy and the sex is fresh? There is nothing better than free sex all weekend long with a new girl you just started seeing! I think all pls can agree this is better than any p4play situation.
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8 years ago
My daughter won't stop at just one doll, she has to have 5 and insists! I wonder where she gets her ideas from. Well since I'm Catholic it's my religious duty to procreate, but I digress because I think it would be good for Gawker to have another little one running around. Kids keep you young and willing to continue to fuck young strippers. I know the old saying your only as old as the girl you're fucking. That changes when u have a heart attack.
For me, it's the over abundance of pastrami sandwiches I order at the second avenue deli that will give me my first heart attack. Jeannie my wife says, "Jim, don't you want to be there when your daughters get married?" And I respond, "Not really! Wait a minute will there be ice scream at this wedding because if u can promise.....No I still don't want to go."
I mean who wants to pay for an awkward party anyway?
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8 years ago
Desertscrub, how did u fuck webcam models of you are advising is to steer clear from them? Is there something you're not telling us, like a secret sauce for luring web cam models because you want the all to yourself?
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8 years ago
My wife Jeanie yells at me when she wants me to take the kids swimming. She says "make sure you wear your long sleeve shirt!" Nag, nag, nag, all because she doesn't want me to look like a boiled lobster when I go on stage. I tell her "I don't think people will mistake me for that gosh awful bug meat!" Because that's really what lobster and crab is. They're bugs that swim in the ocean. Why would anyone eat that? Oh well I guess when raising 5 kids you and your wife become that old maid relationship. I don't have time to create an old maid relationship with strippers. They jump on me and within one song I'm done, not because I'm exhausted, but mostly because in hungry.
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8 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
I'm not a fan of cheating on your spouse. Some people ask me "How does it feel to have 5 kids?" And my response is "Imagine yourself drowning.....and someone hands you a baby!"
If I only had two minutes to cheat on my spouse I would try, but when people see my wife and then look at me they say "Wow! How did you do that?" Like an over eating fat guy like me is incapable of luring an attractive woman. My wife is smoking hot, and let this be an example to all PLs out there that it doesn't matter what you look like, we all can get smoking hot chicks as long as you're funny, and you've got money!
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8 years ago
My thoughts at first were maybe SJGay found a "hot pocket" and went straight. I mean who has time for TUSCL when your balls deep inside some strange Asian ass, right? AAMPS or MAMPS? BFE or GFE?
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6 years ago
No handshake!
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6 years ago
I noticed the only name you withheld was the name of your fave. Protective of her? Friends share, even though we aren’t friends, but some other PLs have met up with you and they’d like to know :-)!!
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6 years ago
What if Sophie sucks dick, would that change your mind about her?
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6 years ago
I’ll let DesertScrub handle this one.
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6 years ago
^^ Amen!! I mean.....bacon!!
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6 years ago
It’s been a couple months, but dances have always been $20, unless she upsold you?
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6 years ago
Renee sounds hotter!
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6 years ago
Has your gang of 4 (or 3) ever ended up being a gang bang of 4(or 3)?
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7 years ago
A "normal vibe" would be to wait until your atf is available after she washes off her tits and rinses her mouth out with Listermint after having a load dropped into/onto her. Then it's your turn! That's the normal vibe...
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7 years ago
Begins with a T and ends with an E, that's Trouble!
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7 years ago
Like the first President Bush said,"Not gonna do it!"
"Thousand points of lights" and "read my lips, no new club trips to Chica's"
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7 years ago
Holy club add, Batman!!!
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7 years ago
U imagine the ptsd these girls have to put up with? U said u hit hard, but when she offers VIP you state you're not felling it? That's mixed signals. Don't know how you control it.
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7 years ago
Bacon!!
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7 years ago
What are the usery laws in AZ? If that's the case then it is legal to charge above normal rates if there are little to no usery laws on the books.