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8 years ago
Wow that's troubling. So is it no touching the dancer, or neither of y'all are touching? I guess all good things must come to an end.
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
"change the music - don't play the whole song"
Hilarious! I can just imagine her in full twerk mode trying to grab the attention of the bartender. Asere, your reviews are like a movie.
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8 years ago
Good review. I didn't think Dean's Gold was my type of spot, but your review has piqued a little interest from me. I don't know if I can deal with the dresses though. 1. I can't see what I'm getting; and, 2. I just want to see that random ass hanging out. Might check it out though.
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8 years ago
Some times you just want a big obviously fake titty. I understand totally.
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8 years ago
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DolfanWhat did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.
Very good rundown. It sounds like a spot for me, but you seem to be negative about it. Any other options in this vein aside from Tootsies?
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
This is a very nice club if you are into Latinas. But you're right be prepared for a very-very-heavy tip parade. As long as you know that going in, and you are into what it features (curvy Latinas) then it may be worth it as long as you got the xtra bread for the tip parade. Also a decent number of Black Americans or Black Latin dancers, if you want some variety mixed in.
article comment
7 years ago
I try to write the review that I would want to read, when evaluating if I should check out a club. I also try to confirm or dispell things I've read in prior reviews. If I've never reviewed a club before I do write about club details for a couple of different reasons: 1. to give the PL a little bit of orientation so that the club isn't a total surpise to figure out when they enter; 2. Details about logistics like where are good seats in the club, where are bad seats - for example in a place like Diamond Dolls where you sit on a busy night can effect your experience. Even though I like visiting new clubs, I don't like that period of figuring out how everything works, when you visit a new club. I try to get the PL as situated as he can be to get the most out of his visit. Also If I don't like a club, I always try to say why. What I didn't like, some others may like.
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7 years ago
Great article. Some things I didn't think of. Another one of major use, If you are in a place where there are a lot of non-English speakers, and app like google translate can be your friend. It can translate most any language. So you can negotiate with a russian in New York on Monday, in Portuguese for a Brazilian in New Jersey on Tuesday, and finish out with Spanish for your Miami Cuban on Wednesday.
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7 years ago
Day trader is right. If they know that you spend money, then they are more willing to invest time in you.
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7 years ago
I appreciate that you approach this like a science!
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8 years ago
Great story. This was both a comedy and a horror movie at the same time.