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8 years ago
@Ihearvoices
Yeah I can see that. While there were a lot of people there, it didn't seem like that many were spending money on the dancers. Seemed like a better night for the waitstaff than the dancers. I suppose if you singled out a dancer & dropped some money she might be appreciative. But nevertheless, not a good PL environment. But fun, nonetheless
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8 years ago
Whoops, I thought this was about WPB. Wrong club for my comment below.
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8 years ago
Yeah, when I was there a dancer said they were sitting around, because the guys weren't spending any money. But I think the guys weren't spending money, because the girls were sitting around. And the circle continues.
But there seems to be a problem at this club.
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8 years ago
I retract one statement. You did tell us you would come back - although for the life of me I still don't know why from your review- tell us why would you come back? Was it for the fucking russian midget strippers that you neglected to tell us about?
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8 years ago
I learned more about the seating in this place than anything else in this review.
However, as shitty as this review is in content, its actually accurate for what that's worth.
Things I'd like to know, to make this a better review: So most of the dancers were Cuban, got it. So what the fuck were the others? Fucking space aliens, russian midgets, it would be useful to know what the hell the minority non-Latinas were. Might be useful. How many dancers were there at this time? How were the dances? How was the vibe of the place? Were the bartenders pushy? Were the girls pushy? Did the girls ignore you? Did you even fucking enjoy the visit? Would you come back? Would you send your step-mother? I don't fucking know, because you didn't tell us in this shitty, albeit technically accurate review.
I'm sorry I'm on a rant here. I was expecting an update on a club which I pretty much panned previously, but would like to see other's opinions, but instead we get this bullshit, albeit technically accurate bullshit.
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8 years ago
The continuing saga of this dude's Tootsie reviews are like the greatest thing ever.
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8 years ago
Yeah, as a rule (for any club) even if you aren't interested/won't do VIP, don't tell them no. Leave it open as a possibility, like a maybe later or we'll see. If you get a dance, say a dance first, then we'll see what goes on from there. Leave them as if, they impress you there is a chance.
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8 years ago
As much as I am a fan of this club, I've always noted that the lap dance mileage varies from girl to girl & is not consistent. I've had some of the best dances ever here, and some of the worst air dances. Which is weird seeing as how it is such a heavy extras club. I've had girls who are giving me a rip off air dance, pushing extras. Like, if I can't trust you on a lap dance, why should I trust you with a further investment.
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
The evening gowns at DD's (which are pretty sheer/form fitting) seem to be only on Friday & Saturday night. It does detract from the experience.
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8 years ago
Yeah, man sometimes I feel like a simp, being the only dude not getting drained at DDs. Oh Well.
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8 years ago
OK a bit of an addendum to the review after conducting my scientific experiment on a Tuesday night. Got there around 11pm. Admission was only 10.00 so a bit more reasonable, but they still charged the 3 to park. The vibe was a lot more low key than on Sunday night. No reserved booth action happening or party vibe money throwing. Definitely more of a strip club vibe. A few less dancers, and a few less customers. Some of the same girls, from Sunday, but for the most part it was a new crew, with the overall quality consistent compared to Sunday. There were more AAs including the beautiful thick one from Sunday, and the AA quality was very good. Only two girls dance at a time, one on the main & one on the secondary stage, but sometimes it is just one dancing. Not as much energy in the dancing compared to Sunday, but with the more low key vibe that would make sense. The tip parade is in effect, but it was a lot more low key and manageable the money side. You could get a decent little tip grind from the dancers, if you were willing to ply some singles. I had a wad of singles, and left with most of it (although I left after and hour & a quarter to check out another club). Mega No. 2 from Sunday was there (good gracious what a woman), and she recognized me from the LD on Sunday and gave me a very good tip grind on her post dance tip parade. Would have spent a lot more money on her, had I not been here for serious research & scientific purposes. Also that big phat ass popping out might actually be real. I'll have to go back to assess this again and conduct more research. Really need to get to the bottom of this one. There was another who caught my fancy, a very cute black haired spinner with tats (not too much) some very nice/round fake tits, and a cute fake butt that popped out of her thong, that she shook very well on stage, but she'd often stop & do the zombie walk around the pole. I tipped her on stage to let her know I was interested. I was ready to leave & continue my mission, but I stayed around to catch her on her tip walk. As she came up, I pulled out my wad of cash to let her know I meant business, but she didn't come through like Mega No. 2, and it appeared that she was likely suffering from GPS. I was ready to drop cash on ass, but oh well. There was also another very thick one, in a kinda barely chubby kind of way, which I like, but she was locked up with a dude the whole time sitting that big ass up on the bar. Definitely worth coming back to check out though. And the most important part (for me at least) was the asses were there, yes the asses were there. Speaking of asses, the waitresses. Frankly the waitresses were the best looking girls in the club, and you spend a lot of time checking them out. So in summary, this is now one of my go to clubs, yes the tip parade is a pain, but it makes up for it with what it has going on. I'm really mad that I left early to check out another club which ended up being really lame, and in retrospect I should have spent more time/$$$ on Mega No. 2. But fret not mamita, I'm coming back for that roundness, oh yes I'll be back.
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8 years ago
Yeah, i definitely feel what you are saying, and this is a taxing club (metaphorically & monetarily). But there are a lot of clubs that will do this same thing to you in Miami, and not be as much fun or offer as much. Its definitely a pay to play spot, not like tootsies where you can get 2-3 hours of ass & titties for the price of admission and a 6 dollar beer. But this club is doing some things that tootsies aint doing. I was expecting to go in here & hate the place but was pleasantly surprised. Yeah, this club is a pain in the ass and it could NEVER be a regular just pop in and hang out spot. But once in a while a nice bit of rachetera might hit the spot. This club is very much the 305. An absolute pain in the ass to deal with on a daily basis, but where else you gonna find la culona like this.
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8 years ago
As crazy as it sounds, this makes me want to go there more.
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8 years ago
Hard to figure out what you are actually saying here, but I knew that I was missing a good night.
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8 years ago
Its got to be rough, this club is very close to three established & relatively good clubs. At least two of which, seem to do the same type of thing that Gold Club is trying to do. I guess the thought for a PL is why take a gamble on Gold Club, when I know what is going on at Cheetah Pompano & DDs. My time is limited, so if I have a chance to make it up to the Pompano Triangle with the clubs already closing relatively early at 2am, I'm less inclined to take a gamble and try out a new place like Gold Club. Who knows, maybe the Triangle could become a complete square one day.
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8 years ago
Asi es la onda Cubana.
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8 years ago
Yeah, what Papi said. I guess I just caught the tail end of that era, where you were essentially getting the same mileage of a $25 lapper in the booth, for $10 out on the floor. Even though we can miss that, we really can't complain. That was too good to be true. Sucks that you hit an off night. The following day was up to standard. Remember if you're ever at a place with an off night, there is always Tootsies, which is pretty much always an option.
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8 years ago
Good review, and accurate from my memory. It's a shame. South County needs a solid/consistent club and this should be it, but somehow doesn't make the cut.
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8 years ago
Papi, I'm absolutely sure. This Cheetah didn't seem to have the vibe or pretense of Cheetah Hallendale or Pompano.
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8 years ago
An addendum to this review. I finally was able to hit up DDs on a Friday night. Quick review, more girls, but a lot of them are just kind of randos and don't add much to the normal level of talent. Nothing that outshines the regulars, just more girls. This night the girls were wearing those sheer, body curving gowns. I'm hoping this was a Friday night thing as opposed to a continued taming of Diamond Dolls, combined with the restricted table dances now. Place was a bit more crowded, and girls weren't circling as much, so you did have to do a bit more chasing than usual. I like the weeknight vibe a little more, but as I stated, it stays consistent.
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8 years ago
"I felt like a refugee trying to get to some pussy."
Line of the year.
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Hmm, I was planning a 2-3 club night this coming week, primarily up in the Pompano triangle, but this review gives me something to consider.
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8 years ago
Yeah, the girls at DDs unlike a lot of places realize that just because you, don't want a dance from them right now, doesn't mean that you won't want a dance from them later. The dancer who won't get a dance from me later, is the one who walks off all funky with an attitude.
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8 years ago
It's funny, I have a bad review of this club that I'm sitting on from last Tuesday night (2AM), but its obvious that I've gone at the wrong times. I just drove by there (6pm on a sat) and it was packed by the cars. I will say this. I agree with you on the mileage, very high. Because it is so open in the LD room, I saw there were some other folks back there and the dancer had like a shawl tied around their waist, covering up whatever. I was just getting a couple of regular dances, but the mileage was very focused.
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8 years ago
This review is a page Turner. I felt like my long lost brother wrote this. My current status is trying to figure out a wifeless trip to Atlanta.