Comments by FLAP3000 (page 9)

The few real dancers that post here get bombarded. If dudes act like that at the clubs I see why they are clowned.

How can they kick you out for an LDK?? Isn’t that why we all go? How about kicking out the dancer that squirted all over my Canali wool/cashmere trousers?? Cost me $40 to get those cleaned….

The pics may have been taken down as thirst traps. I can imagine the dancers were getting hundreds of DM’s a day which isn’t making them any $$$

I’m an extremely well endowed AA man by birth, but I identify as a big-dicked Mongolian. Please address me as Mongolian Beef.

Nice review. However, it’s not against the law in Seattle to sit at the stage if you want to.

$10 is still better than $0. And I would have told that dancer to go fuck off. No one has ever said a word to me about using my phone in the club. If the manager came over and asked politely - then that’s cool. I’ve had dancers put their numbers in my phone out in the open, so that just wouldn’t fly.

Most of the modern “trap” music. Young Thug, Kodak Black, Lil Baby, etc

I wonder how little guppies from the east coast always find their way into Pacific NW business? Anyone else ever wondered that?? Thanks for the review McNulty

Seattle clubs suck after a while. Sure, you can score relatively easy during day shifts with FS (if that’s your thing) but for those that like the actual club experience - it sucks. I’m not a fan of in and out sc visits - I like to go and hang for a bit. But the clubs here work against that. My “favorite” is probably LCDV since they have a pretty chill vibe during days. From there it’s: - Kittens - dancers can be pushy at times, but not a problem if you’re kind of a dick. But there are a few pretty cool dancers here that I enjoy - Sugar’s - Used to be my favorite for a brief period but they are just too hit and miss - Pandora’s - Lots of ppl love this club during the daytime. Anyone can get laid here in the daytime, which is why it’s so popular. To me it’s just meh….kinda dull and predictable. - Playground - Only been here twice. Cute girls here both times but the club is tiny and just overall boring. Different strokes for different folks I guess. I hate the Seattle scene and prefer to travel and enjoy Atlanta, Miami, Portland, metro Chicago.

👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿…this answer. When it’s there, it’s undeniable. I don’t have a specific type, though I am usually partial to voluptuous women of color. However, I’ve had the best chemistry with dancers of all backgrounds and body types.

Why limit it to the strip club? I normally go commando most places….post office, grocery store, Starbucks, department stores, etc. Never know what may happen and when.

Not a real article. Should be posted in the discussion board. 👎 👎

Ignore the hottest dancers - and get a few dances with the least desirable one. The hot ones will want you that much more…..and the GPS goes away at that point.

AI generated article. 👎

I hardly ever venture here at night anymore. It’s been probably close to a year or longer since I’ve checked it out. I may need to revisit - the daytime scene is pretty uninspiring to me these days because it’s always the same 4/5 girls. Granted, the service is consistent and all - but I kinda get tired of the monotony.

Yes @Context22 she usually offers that twenty bone intro dance. It’s usually best to stop after that one. Unless you’re into boring, mechanical dances at least. But yes, she does have a pleasant attitude most of the time.

Really…@drewcareypnw? That was @minnow actually. You can tell by the tadpole sized tallywacker with the orange ring around the base. From the Cheetos.

If it’s the same dancer I’m thinking about, she had a host of different dance options - but they all were mechanical and she seemed disconnected from the experience. A no-repeat for me for sure. That was over a year ago. As far as the resident nuisances (@Techman primarily), I’m glad that the reviews get posted despite their obnoxious comments.

@minnow - is your adjudication AI generated?? Oh, nm….The I in AI stands for intelligence. This excludes you. Go back to swimming against the choppy current.

No, you can whip it out and beat off right at the stage if you want to. Saves me a hundo when I do it that way….

Wax, Blaze, and Seduction in ATL are all great places to spend an afternoon.

Ultimately, a good chunk of “Americans” were immigrants at some point. Whether from Britain/Scotland or some other part of Europe, the Mediterranean, Middle East, Asia, or part of the African diaspora (like myself). The Native Americans got the raw deal in the beginning. I feel like if ppl want to come and create a better life for themselves and their families - then welcome them with open arms. If you want to come and contribute to the influx of crime, drugs, etc - then send ‘em back wherever they come from.

Gotta be careful with any pills off the streets now. That damn fentanyl is creeping up in all of this stuff lately. I won’t even take an aspirin from anyone nowadays.

But are these refugees from war-torn countries just seeking a safe place to lay their heads for the time being? I don’t follow a lot of politics, so I may be misunderstanding something.

I played the game and still love it to this day as much as when I was a kid in the 80’s. I loved when Sosa would do his little hop-skip after hitting one, or when Barry would stare at the ball for 10 seconds after it. Babe Ruth allegedly pointed his bat to right field before launching one into the stands back in the “Murderers Row” days. The game should be played with passion, flair, pizzazz, etc. if it’s done with the intent of just expressing emotion over doing something fantastic - and not showing up your opponent then I’m okay with it. Hitting a home run is one of the most exhilarating feelings there is - almost like a powerful orgasm. Doing so at the top level has to feel amazing - as does making a diving stop to a hard-hit grounder in the hole - and flipping the ball to 2nd base using the glove hand for the force out to end the inning.