Comments by FLAP3000 (page 14)

Fuck you too @Moneyman1234

That’s that in-between time from the morning shift to the evening shift. The girls that started at 11 are usually getting dressed and ready to leave at 4:30-5ish. The night shift girls start trickling in about 6ish or maybe even a little later. Then it doesn’t get live again until about 8ish or so.

STFU BigThirdEye you troll. Thanks for the review BPMD.

I feel you about chasing a chick in the booty club. I wish I might…

Nobody cares in Seattle. Drive down the infamous Aurora Avenue at 9 am and you’ll see at least 7-10 streetwalkers in plain sight. So far every club I’ve been to was an extras joint. Even the ones that don’t have that reputation. The dancers here advertise on Instagram with links to their listcrawler page or their tnaboard.com page or their escort monkey page etc…It’s not frowned upon like perhaps some other places may be. We have naked coffee stands where dudes pay $30 for coffee, a hot barista naked or damn near naked to finger herself, and she watches them jerk off in the car. Weed is legal and super cheap. There are rub and tug Asian massage spots right next to fast food restaurants. It’s like a haven of any kind debauchery you want to experience. With that said, I don’t specifically mention any particular sex act with any particular dancer here (not that I engage in that at all) but if I do mention explicit sex acts I don’t connect those with a specific dancer. Just because she let me put it in her booty doesn’t mean she’ll let you. Or maybe not for the same price. Or hell, maybe you would get it cheaper than me. Prices are all subjective. The prices are whatever you can negotiate. Timing is everything sometimes. I’ve spent hours in VIP with dancers and had them only ask for $150-200 or so.

This is very strange for a Saturday afternoon. I plan to check it out again one afternoon this week myself.

No, stripper_friend this was a time when nobody else was really even there. She wasn’t waiting on anyone. She was sitting in the back with the other lazy dancers.

@ericinthe206 Really? Prices?? Don’t you live here and have reviews of this club? And you’re asking about prices?????? Geez…some ppl on here are unbelievable.

Can’t wait to get here.

Those Luna bars are cheap, but I don’t dig the taste.

Luna doesn’t do much for me either. And I definitely wouldn’t describe Monse as having a small ass, but she definitely is legendary. Never got dances from Ava or Anya. Never even met Faith at all I don’t believe. Probably time to make another pass through.

Damn man…why are you so hard on the brother?? and why do you think the review was fake?

Sorry, I meant 6 months ago at Sugar’s

Probably the same Michelle I met at Kittens like 6 months ago. Outstanding VIP with her…none of the bullshit that was described here. Never saw her since.

Absolutely. Many, many times. Never anywhere fancy though. Places like Chili’s, Bennigan’s, Hooters. Recently, a dancer and I went to Twin Peaks to watch a football game. We had just met the day before and decided to meet there the next day. Awesome time. It’s just dinner, don’t overthink or dwell too much on it. If you feel comfortable, then just do it. Otherwise, hold off. But nowhere fancy though, and don’t let her pick the place

Can’t wait to check this place out.

Don’t feel bad…I’m in love with 2 from Deja Vu as we speak… Glad you had a nice time

Glad you had fun broski….Welcome to the PNW.

Only 3 girls at 5:00? Wow…it’s usually busier than that around that time. But I’m usually either way earlier like 11:30a-1p or much later like midnight. Anywho, glad you had fun with Paisley.

$50 for a dance is ridiculous. I paid that 1 time in Scarlett’s (ESL). That was the club price. Private dance in a closed door room with a comfy couch. Other than that, $30 or $40 is the most I’ve paid. Seattle prices are pretty much $30. But for a dancer that just makes up her own prices, I normally just quickly give her the opportunity to seek other partakers.

Coming in 3 weeks. Flying in on a Thursday - this is on my definite to-go list.

Yeah - I love this club for that very reason. Plenty of friendly girls - you can smoke as much as you want - Any and everything can go down in the back. My next trip there in a few weeks I wanna pull a double dance in the vip.

Thanks for the review. Glad you had a great time. Kittens can definitely be lots of fun.

Thanks for the review @TomJollins. I need to make another stop at this place soon.

I’ve had strippers ask me to take my belt off too. It kept getting in the way and the buckle was uncomfortable to rub against.