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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Enough with Steven Segall - where is Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris would shred that 40 mile military blockade in a couple of minutes!
He’d have Putin pooping his judo outfit - without lifting a finger!
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3 years ago
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gothamytefrom that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
I saw the decrepit angry old manager of a filthy strip club get his ass beaten by a group of sketchy thugs while the bouncers and DJ watched and did nothing.
The staff carried him out to the sidewalk and dropped the manager in front of a grocery store - and called 911 after the thugs finished the beat down.
Needless to say, he was not a well liked guy before the beating.
The manager was a mess - and he never seemed to recover after the beating.
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3 years ago
If you were in one of those basements in Berlin - where you hear the sound of leather snapping against human skin as you descend the cement stairs - that’s one thing.
But, if you are in an American strip club, and the dancer has access to ice and she starts to lube an electric butt plug - as you are strapped to a sturdy wooden chair - there’s no shame in screaming “Apricot!” like a girl. Even if you had not agreed to use apricot as your safe word - it should get someone’s attention.
I’ve done some crazy shit with civilians that was way over the line of most normal folks, but we discussed limits and stopping before we got started. That stuff is very different than anything that occurs in a strip club lap dance room.
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3 years ago
Honesty in a strip club is a bit tricky.
I am always friendly with each person I meet in a strip club. There is no reason to be brutally harsh with folks - whether inside or outside of strip clubs.
I think it can be a challenge with certain dancers - as Chilli Palmer described. A simple no doesn’t always work for dancers who put on a hard sell - or you view you as a mark.
I won’t give a detailed depiction of a dancer - and tearing her apart - as it’s not appropriate or necessary.
If I’m not acting appropriately in a club, I would appreciate a dancer (or bartender) letting me know, so I can correct my behavior.
I don’t expect folks to critique my looks. I’m an old guy who is a customer in a strip club - that’s likely pretty low on the looks scale already!
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3 years ago
This is pretty funny - and I respect this guy for what he’s doing now - and I respect his comedy as well.
He is a brave leader, who is earning a lot of respect for staying and defending his country.
Maybe it’s not necessary for political leaders to spend decades in government roles as preparation to be president?
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3 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Lol! I doubt anyone follows along with your Chicago fave enough to know she took a gun safety class!
Folks are lucky they could decipher you referring to an Illinois Concealed Carry permit!
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3 years ago
heaving - I don’t want to know how a dancer would know how big CrazyJoe poops!
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3 years ago
You could tell your SO that your Uber driver was a part time stripper who just got off work, and the entire car smelled like a strip club.
As long as you don’t tip the Uber driver $200 - she shouldn’t expect you got crazy on the ride.
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3 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
The comments here are great! Lol!
So, a stripper decides to bring a handgun on an airplane, and asks her customer for advice. The customer asks guys on a strip club website for advice on transporting the weapon. Nothing could go wrong here…
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3 years ago
Wow! That’s clever - and unexpected! Lol!
I’m kinda worried that Muddy, NiceSpice and I might have a similar sense of humor!
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3 years ago
You know it’s getting bad when male strippers join the resistance!
I was hoping this was a female hottie holding a gun - wearing heels - and little else.
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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
The comments from Condoleeza Rice are concerning regarding Putin.
This is just baseless speculation. What if Putin knows he has some sort of terminal illness and he doesn’t care about being the villain? He’s already stated he views the collapse of the former Soviet Union was a tragedy. This could be a last ditch effort on the part of a deranged man - who doesn’t have long to live?
I hope there are high ranking folks who can stop him - before he pushes it beyond the point of no return.
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3 years ago
Two in one night - one in each Carolina. It’s good nobody was killed.
At a barbecue at 4 am is a bit unusual.
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3 years ago
This is a tricky situation if you have a SO at home. The suggestions posted above should help. The best thing is to take a shower and wash your clothes - as soon as you get home.
If you have a SO, she may already know?