Call.Me.Ishmael

TL;DR ANSWER: It varies wildly based on the region, the club, the dancer, and what service the dancer provided.

One of the most frequent questions (particularly from strip club newbies) is how much money should one bring to a strip club and how much should customers tip. I'm always a little dumbfounded by this questions, because the many variables should…

An LDK (or "lapgasm" in other online places) occurs when a guy cums in his pants due to the friction caused by a dancer during a high-contact lap dance or VIP session. It's a topic that comes up often enough in strip-club-related forums that it's worth having a round-up article that captures often-stated opinions and realities.

As usual, these are…

You log in to TUSCL and there's a new thread titled "Does she want to date me?" You open it and it's a dissertation from a guy who thinks that his favorite stripper wants to be his girlfriend. He likely already knows that he's using poor judgment, but he hopes to craft an argument that will get him the…

Oddly, I saw this mentioned over on reddit first. I'm not sure if it's been noted here yet. LDK's entire profile and posting history are gone.

I'm assuming it was his choice, as he was probably…

... what will you do?

A. Let it go and find another favorite dancer to fill the void.

B. Ask her about continued OTC or sugar baby arrangement.

C. A & B combo.

D. Propose marriage.

I mostly don't, but my job is relatively common and not public facing. So, I might tell them what I do broadly (as in "I'm an accountant."), but I won't say who I work for…