Reviews by Call.Me.Ishmael

If you're familiar with Club Desire, then only read the "BLUF" and "THIS VISIT" at the top. Everything below that is boilerplate for those who are new to this club. Please call me out...

If you're familiar with Club Desire, then only read the "Quick Notes" just below, and then "My Visit" and the "Dancer Notes" sections further down. Everything else is boilerplate content for those who are...

If you're already familiar with Club Desire, then read the "Quick Notes," "My Visit," and "Dancer Notes" sections. Everything else is boilerplate content that's intended for those who are unfamiliar with the club. :::...

If you're already familiar with Club Desire, then read the "Quick Notes," "My Visit," and "Dancer Notes" sections. Everything else is boilerplate content that's intended for those who are unfamiliar with the club. :::...

::: QUICK NOTES ::: I stopped in on a Monday afternoon and found it to be more crowded than I expected. The lineup was pretty good, and there were definite options. That said, I...

::: QUICK NOTES ::: I'm mostly a day guy, but was in town Friday night. Spent time with Bria, Ruby, and Vivica. Not surprising, but the night-shift dancers are more expensive. I suspect that...

::: QUICK NOTES ::: Hoping for a quieter time than my recent Friday day visit, I landed here on Sunday between 2:00 and 2:30 PM. My other hope/goal was to reconnect with the recently...

::: QUICK NOTES ::: Arrived at 2:00 PM on a Friday. It was surprisingly crowded, but not surprisingly mostly old guys. No dances obtained because I lacked patience. But, saw some new (to me)...

::: QUICK NOTES ::: Arrived at 2:30 PM on a Monday. Not a lot of guys, but a good dancer selection. I did a VIP with Crystal, and I'm very happy right now. Not...

::: QUICK NOTES :::  Arrived at 1:30 PM. It was a holiday Monday and busier than usual (I assume). Also, I wasn't overly impressed with the lineup. ::: OVERVIEW :::  Club Desires is a small(ish) privately-owned...

::: QUICK NOTES :::  Saturday afternoon. Snow predicted (accurately) for the evening seemed to pack the place with more customers than usual. Sadly fruitless and uneventful. EXCEPT ... I *might* have had a comedic brush...

::: QUICK NOTES :::  Arrived Sunday early afternoon. Both bars were 2/3 to 3/4 filled with customers. Very low-key vibe. I got a VIP with Daniella and left happy. Short visit, ultimately, aside from the...

::: QUICK NOTES :::  Arrived on a Sunday at 2:00 PM. Not busy but not dead. It's better to get there around 3:00 PM. That's when a lot more dancers are scheduled to come in....

::: QUICK NOTES :::  Arrived on a Monday at 3:00 PM. Not busy but not dead. Mood was subdued (even for a Monday day). Solidly an older white guy crowd. Gwen (huge tits; blonde) has...

::: QUICK NOTES :::  Arrived on a Sunday at 4:00 PM. Regulars had a lot of top dancers locked down, but I found success. Also, it's possible that Destiny has changed her stage name to...

::: QUICK NOTES :::  Arrived on a Tuesday at 6:00 PM. Crowded, though, but a lot of the dancers were winding down their shifts. Not my best visit... ::: OVERVIEW :::  Club Desires is a small(ish) privately-owned...

::: QUICK NOTES :::  Arrived very early Sunday day. Slow at the very start, but got better. This is a mellow daytime club, but with good talent on the floor. ::: OVERVIEW :::  Club Desires is a...

::: QUICK NOTES ::: Not my best visit on a crowded, wet, late Saturday afternoon. I came at the tail end of the day shift, so I knew that I was at a disadvantage with...

::: QUICK NOTES ::: Good visit (Saturday afternoon) to one of RI's more predictable clubs (I mean that in the best way). Several hot dancers. Not pushy. You need to make the move first if...

::: QUICK NOTES ::: I usually go here on weekday nights. This was a rare Monday daytime visit due to it being Victory Day in Rhode Island. The place was full(ish) for a day shift....

I entered the club at 5:00 PM after going past Foxy Lady nearby (where there were so few cars in the lot that I questioned whether or not it was open). I decided...

NOTE: Although this wasn't a great visit, I've really liked it there in the past. I picked an off time to go. Club Desires is a small(ish) privately-owned club with ample, safe parking. It...

QUICK NOTES: CL electronically scans your driver's license at the entrance (mandatory). This is the only Providence SC that hosts A-list pornstar feature dancers. No hats allowed (mandatory). At the time of this review,...