Posts by Call.Me.Ishmael
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Useless Statistics & Unknowable Answers
I know that some of the discussion topics are posted just to kick off a conversation. I get that this isn't an Oxford debate.
That said, every time I see something like "What percentage of dancers like the color blue?"…
14 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(goldmongerATL)
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Awkward Moments: When the age difference becomes obvious
For general entertainment, recall a moment when you referred to something that totally baffled a stripper, because she wasn't alive (or was just too young) when it existed.
Obviously, this thread is primarily for the older PLs amongst us.
I'll…
35 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Clubber)
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OT: Last book you read
What was the last book you read? Fiction or non fiction, or both.
For me, "Blood Meridian" by Cormac McCarthy. Not light or easy reading, but I enjoyed it. Following it with something much lighter, "The Remaining" by D.J. Molles.
Non…
32 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(RandomMember)
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[OT] Tattoo artists I like a lot
Tattoos have been getting some abuse here recently. I'm a solidly middle aged man with many tattoos, and I'm picky about what I get and from who. Whereas, most of what you see in strip clubs does not represent the…
10 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Call.Me.Ishmael)
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Throwing a bit of shade at a fellow PL
I'm at Club Desire sitting at the bar. I'm on a bar corner stool, so the guy on the next stool sits at a 90 degree angle to me. I'm going to say that he's in his early/mid 60s.
A pretty,…
6 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(vincemichaels)
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Amber Rose dubs herself 'Captain Save a Hoe'
http://pagesix.com/2017/10/01/amber-rose-dubs-herself-captain-save-a-hoe/
I had no idea she cared so much about gardening tools. Regardless, I'd go to the VIP with her.
8 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(vincemichaels)
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Text messages with CF
A text messaging transcript with my CF. (Cleaned up a bit for the sake of coherence)
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CF: Hey. I need 400 really bad.
CMI: 400 what?
CF: $. Can you give it to me? I'll pay you back.
CMI: No.…
47 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(TFP)
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WHO: Oral sex spreading unstoppable bacteria
With reference to the "Is bareback coming back?" thread:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/40520125
You can argue statistics and play vagina roulette all you want, but stuff like this is why I always wear a condom.
28 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(RandomMember)
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Do you care?... Doug vs. Dugan & Vince
Quoted from this thread:
https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=50074
@LecherousMonk: "No one. NO ONE. NO. ONE. gives a fuck about this little crusade you're on. shut up"
@Dougster: "They do care. RickyBoy has been a major faggot on this board and made lots of enemies over…
47 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(crazyjoe)
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Strippers or Club staff talking about online chatter
During a club visit, I heard two strippers discussing / complaining about an online strip club forum where both the club and themselves as individuals were being discussed. Fair to say, the online chat fell short of flattering.
It's a…
11 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
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Resurrecting old threads
Another annoying practice. Currently being carried out by:
TommeTheDude
https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=567510
For a moment, I thought that motorhead was back. Then realized that the discussion dated to 2011. The sad part is that at first I thought "Oh good. People are posting about strip…

