ppwh
Myanmar
Comments by ppwh (page 12)
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6 years ago
TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
> I just wonder if Meat72 has anything else to say since I, once again, proved him wrong.
I just wonder if NinaBambina is going to post another photo of that sweet sweet face with or without the ears or if we need to goad her on some more.
Tag, you're in, bother Meat!
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6 years ago
TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
> ^Thank you. Unfortunately DoctorEvil, I'm just a dumb stripper. ;)
With ears like that, you don't have to be smart, baby. You just have to be here.
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6 years ago
TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
> some were/are total dickwads
You had me at total dickwads. Don't knock it until you've tried several. The first few might have been having off days.
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6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
> I don't think people here would be very interested in a discussion on whether the DMT molecule could be creating our entire reality.
This is where you're mistaken. I'm will see your DMT molecule and raise you a different song by Shpongle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY7je7q0mB0&t=5m15s
> But on the other hang, this might appear to be a more obvious ogling.
It's hand, not hang. One would think that with your buggy eyes, you could see what you're typing. On the other hand, bring them buggy eyes over here, girl, and stare into my soul. You know I love that shit.
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6 years ago
bman77
Maryland
the tragic error of the lap dance panties was that they weren't warm on the wearer's balls. My bee bee buh balls technique rectifies this situation and will revolutionize the national economy.
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6 years ago
bman77
Maryland
my mouth is still available
not bragging but I have been told that it feels better than lap dance panties.
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6 years ago
flagooner
Everything written by this member is a fact.
> Queen troll thinks she is 8 not 7
Ok, I will let you off on a technicality as long as you look up at me with those buggy eyes.
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6 years ago
flagooner
Everything written by this member is a fact.
> If the level of service is the same. Cost is the same, it only makes sense you would go with the 10.
> Unfortunately, this is rarely the case.
I don't know why this is, but usually the hottest ones give me a lot more.
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6 years ago
LecherousMonk
Mom's basement
> @subraman, I did tell her that it stripping generally implies a lot more contact than what she provided (none).
No worries, guys. I inseminated her last night and she seems to be coming along just fine.
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6 years ago
flagooner
Everything written by this member is a fact.
> Lol yeah my back is a great quality of mine.
I have been around for a while and you can test me but you can't fool me about your face.
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6 years ago
flagooner
Everything written by this member is a fact.
> I'm not sure exactly where the OP is seriously getting at, but i'll play this one. Studies (or maybe it was just the one) have said that once a person makes $75,000, he is about as happy as he will get financially
This study obviously did not account for motherfuckers who love the strippers. I'm thinking $300K is the optimal income. If you make any more, you're a simp who they can only think about taking advantage of.
I'm still working this out with NinaBambina, though. She thinks it's $50 million and I think she has a nice back and face.
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6 years ago
flagooner
Everything written by this member is a fact.
> How is this even a question? All other things being equal, how is fucking a 10 not an absolutely better experience than fucking an 8?
I'm going to humor you because you seem in earnest, and let's just say it's a 7 who has buggy eyes who we're grading on a curve.
Fucking an 8 (or 7 with buggy eyes) is hot because of how much her internal temperature increases when you tell her you're about to cum inside her.
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6 years ago
flagooner
Everything written by this member is a fact.
> If you win two cash prices and can only choose one - one is $80,000 and the other is $100,000, is it all the same to you if you can choose either?
This is a trick question. You can keep your $20,000 cuz I ain't nobody's bitch.
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6 years ago
flagooner
Everything written by this member is a fact.
This is a rumor. Fucking an 8 is better. Or even a 7 if she has buggy eyes.
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6 years ago
crazyjoe
Colorado
> Interestingly, I had an ATF years ago who may be the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in a strip club, but the crowd judged her as a head-turner or wave at most.
This is how I feel about Agnes, Antonella and Damiana. Don't worry, their skills with machine guns are going to totally fucking mother fuck up other motherfuckers who fucking think they can fucking compete.
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6 years ago
JeffTUSCL
California
I used to shit my pants, but that was cutting into my fun time in the VIP, so I have adopted this strategy instead:
> I just tell them I wanna chill and just watch the stage for a while.
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6 years ago
shareher
Maryland
I pumped so many loads into one of these that she switched jobs from receptionist to become a stripper at a seedy club that played pornos once I quit it.
true story.
pphw out1
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6 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
> Snowballs aren't my thing
One day you'll learn.
Mark my words.
One day.
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6 years ago
LecherousMonk
Mom's basement
I knew of one stripper who had semen smeared all over her vulva and ospubis. That was hot.
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6 years ago
LecherousMonk
Mom's basement
> Plus the internet exists, and baby strippers can learn much better from certain sources on there.
True, true. Daddy_Tricks, goldmongerATL and I will help them figure it out.
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6 years ago
Pizza (hiatus)
Pizza
stop fucking trolling. Putting a vagina to a name is what actually gets you social proof here.
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6 years ago
nicespice
The hottest kind of GPS is when it's gold-plated and she starts talking herself down... "$250 ... wait ok $200 cuz you're sweet"
The funniest one started at $600 and after a few visits of hell fuckinass no, but I admire your spunk, she went all crazy Lamar and got herself down to $300.
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6 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
So knifing motherfuckers in the streets is all the rage, but the cops decide to target the sweet, sweet pink for deportation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci82yWg-9Q0&t=1m13s
That is all.
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6 years ago
LecherousMonk
Mom's basement
> I received what I believe to be one of the girls' 1st-ever dance, which really couldn't even be called that. She didn't know to start till halfway through the 1st song, and there was no contact whatever. This girl was actually quite attractive, and seemed bright, though very nervous, (college girl), and so I said the following to her as I was exiting the booth:
I liked goldmongerATL's answer better:
https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=59288