In this case, state highway patrol AKA state troopers.
Preamble: I've known many police and state troopers over the years, some were/are good guys that I considered friends and some were/are total dickwads. I've had good and bad experiences interacting with the law so I'm not heavily opinionated in regards to them one way or the other but I just watched an incident that leans towards the dickwad designation.
I just came home from being out for awhile and a state trooper was conducting a traffic stop right in front of my house. It was a rusty old Mustang and I didn't pay any attention as I pulled into my driveway. A few minutes after being home I glanced out the window to check on the traffic stop and the trooper had the Mustang driver, a younger early 20s guy out standing in front of the cruiser so I decided to watch what was going on.
He was just starting a DUI test where they move a pen in front of your eyes to watch if your eyes jerk. The trooper was going to extremes holding the pen at various angles of the driver's peripheral vision and holding it there for what I think were extremely long periods of time. I went through that once and I kept my mouth shut but i recall thinking that the trooper was pushing the limits trying to make me nervous or make me fuck up but he ended up letting me go. Back to the incident in front of my house, being around 80 feet away and the driver's back to me I can't give an opinion on how he did in that test.
Next up was the walk heel to toe walk test. I watched as the driver did the 10 or so paces, pivoted and did 10 paces back and he didn't waver or miss a beat. I'm thinking he passed that test. Then the stand on one foot with your hands at your side and count to 30 test. The driver had his foot up about 8-10 inches and was doing fine and the trooper motions with his own foot for the driver to lift his leg higher which he does and once again he doesn't quiver or loose his balance. I was thinking that he did better than I would have and I haven't had a drink in days.
Then the trooper has the driver tilt his head back, put his arms out and touch his nose one hand at a time. The driver was steady and appeared to be doing fine.
Next thing I see the trooper turns the driver around, handcuffs him and throws him in the back of the cruiser and I'm thinking WTF? the driver did not look impaired at all from what I had just watched. I thought about going outside and saying something but my better judgement told me to stay out of it.
Right about then a metroparks ranger SUV with 2 rangers pulls up behind the trooper's cruiser and a minute later 2 more trooper cars pull up and everybody gets out and they're standing on the side of the road talking and yucking it up. This goes on for a good 15-20 minutes while the driver is sitting in the back of the first trooper's car and I'm thinking "there's my tax dollars at work" as all of these LEA people are having a roadside convention while real criminals and drunks are in another part of the city with no cops around.
Then the rangers eventually get in their SUV and drive off, a little while later one of the other troopers drives off and a bit later the other trooper drives off making a u-turn in front of an upcoming car that had to slam on its brakes to keep from hitting him. The final act was the original trooper driving off with public enemy #1, the mustang driver.
Sorry for the long winded post. I'll end up telling various friends what I watched when I see them but until then I had to get this out now so you dear TUSCL is who I've chosen to vent to.
Any thoughts?


My thought is you need to try and find out who that guy is and offer to be a defense witness.