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8 years ago
Jack are u a baby blue whale ?
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8 years ago
That's with extra beetus lol
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8 years ago
Show us your Anus !!!
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8 years ago
I love this frozen caramels coffee thang
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I faced this option last year in PP Greenville SC before it CLOSED....the dancers on shit was the D squad but the shot girl was a 9....they let me buy dances from her just one stipulation...she can't get naked.....I left happy
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Lol...damn NC rules got me all messed up
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8 years ago
I will bring the four locos
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Full contact clothed hands down
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8 years ago
Just make that guy a Lil fatter and good Lord yes that's me lol
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8 years ago
Lol !!!!!
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8 years ago
That would be Kool JS69
But I get the feeling it's a no go., but I could be Rong
Yea I get the feeling that Emily's is.his Wife and it was the only way he could keep playing tuscl he had to let her join...hence making Emily the first true Moderator of tuscl
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8 years ago
That would have been funny if he talked shit like that behind my back to the wait staff...knowing him it could have happened. No we never talked about it but that gleam in his eye told me every thought he had for me
I have had some close LDK experience but got disqualified as soon as full sex or full blown bjs started
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8 years ago
Lol ^^^^ both if you bitches got me rolling on the floor
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8 years ago
Fuckers crack me up
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8 years ago
The only LDKs in my life happened back in high school with a few GFs on the bed. Usually with them on top of me ridding and making out. Basically simulating the sex act. I was so hard up back then I would just blow a load in my Jeans...Lol yes jeans....every girl in school that did this 2 me always did seam proud of themselves lol....and soon full real sex would take place always by the following weekend or 2.
That reminds me of the time my mom walked in to my room and caught this girl blowing my cock HARD... I mean she was slobbering and damn near vomiting....my mother never did look so proud of her boy....later on she must have told dad because he took me out for stake dinner that night....God rest their souls...love u mommy and daddy
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8 years ago
John Smith boast about his wealth but still has not played for a $100 life time membership lol
Each year I buy a life time for one of my many accounts lol
I give founder more cash and I invest in tuscl more than any member in its history expected for founder himself and perhaps Emily
Maybe in a few years I will be asked to join the tuscl corporate team
Founder, Emily's and Juice
I also agree a real official Tuscl meeting would be Kool but probably impossible
The best founder could do would be to set a date and location that will not change. That way every year every tuscler can save up and make provisions to attend this non religious holy day
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8 years ago
Pardon me I forgot the SIMP
SIMP $0-$90
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8 years ago
So basicly the pay scale only doubles per whale level
Baby blue $1,000 (beginner)
Whale $2,000 ( intermediate)
Gray $4,000 (advanced)
I'm sure no one is clubbing $5K and up unless your a rapper or drug dealer
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8 years ago
Damn ... so basically $1,000 is the training wheels for a inspiring whale aka baby blue whale
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8 years ago
Not my type sooo 02
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8 years ago
Lol guys
$500 maybe could be the training wheels of a whale ..aka baby whale
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8 years ago
If I'm jerking off in the bathroom then it's a bad night
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8 years ago
I usually just call and hang up
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8 years ago
Lol
Try my new one just released
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8 years ago
Lol
Is their a section covering wisky selection and driving while drunk ?