Posts by 4got2wipe

i just got a dachshund puppy! His alias right now is 4got2usethepapers and we've become good buds! He's cute as heck and he's going to help me pick up pretty girls in the park! ;)

You know, because they're so stoned! That would be brilliant! ;)

I was wondering why CrazyJoe posted more than 100 replies on a random rickdugan thread! But it looks like CrazyJoe now has 10,069 posts! Brilliant!

Recommendation- do not Jack off in a supermarket and flick your jizm on a woman you don't know! http://metro.co.uk/2015/04/16/porn-addict-disney-worker-charged-for-masturbating-in-supermarket-and-throwing-semen-on-woman-5152567/

Delta's facebook got hacked with an oral sex post! What do you think about the penis fish? I found them disturbing! http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/11/flying-low-airline-posts-about-oral-sex-on-its-official-facebook-page-5058015/ I'm not sure they're brilliant enough to keep track of my SkyMiles if the can't even keep their facebook secure!

I loved high school! I could get A's without studying! My parents had no expectations of me! I even dated a cheerleader! It was brilliant! ;) Now it is filled with hot teachers that want to fuck you! www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/02/kayla-mooney-teacher-sex_n_6992046.html It would be…

I wonder if the mom in this story is a stripper! (No disrespect to Diva or poledancer who are just brilliant!) http://gawker.com/horny-mom-threw-teen-daughter-a-naked-twister-sex-party-1697948520 Executive summary: 1. Mom provides alcohol and pot for 16-year old daughter and friends! 2. Mom plays naked twister! 3. Mom fucks one…

The brilliant is followed by a question mark because I'm not convinced they're actual McKinney boobs! What do you think? ;) http://drunkenstepfather.com/2015/04/14/alleged-charlotte-mckinney-leaked-pics-day

There was a post earlier about his "hate list"! I looked up his profile and there was a huge list that appeared to be in code! But the whole thing was a put on, right? After all, he starts out…

Check out this video - two naked women lying on top of each other and bodypainted like a chameleon! I'm not sure whether I should jack off or go to the reptile store! Well, I admit that was a joke…

Have you ever considered going down to the crossroads to sell your soul? What would you sell your soul for? I considered getting devil eyes that mesmerize hot girls! But that idea is a little too close to roofies for comfort.…

I checked on the number of up vs down votes for different definitions of LDK over at urbandictionary and found that "Lenadoon dog killers, crazy cunts that kill dogs" now has 163 up vs 50 down but the much more…