Posts by 4got2wipe

The Missouri speaker resigned over a text exchange with a 19-year old intern! www.kansascity.com/news/government-politics/article20822424.html Could it be that the dream stripper actually met JohnSmith69 while working as an intern and then took to stripping? Brilliant!

Little 4got is still being a good boy and being cute as heck but today he non-brilliantly lived up to his name! I take the little guy out and he tinkles but then when we get back he drops a…

So I started posting here because my ex dumped me right before Valentine's Day! :( Now I discover a real man's holiday www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG2PyQ09VR8 (watch it all the way through - it's brilliant!)

Inspired by the link Jackslash posted and written from the woman's point of view! A happy-go-lucky woman (call her Mrs. 4got) who also likes the word "brilliant"! ;) 1. Alright, Let’s do this! 2. I'm about to rock his socks off! It'll…

crazyjoe posted a link to a guy trolling the Westboro Baptist "God hates fags" people! But I think the same guy trolling women protesting to be topless at the beach and the guys protesting against topless women was even funnier! Topless…

I was reading www.slate.com/blogs/lexicon_valley/2015/04/24/kim_kardashian_s_exclamation_point_in_her_armenian_massacre_tweet_what_was.html and it got me thinking about my own exclamation point use! I've long held that the exclamation point is the happiest form of punctuation! That makes it inappropriate for discussing genocide and natural disasters! They require…

I hope this isn't out of line, but why did you choose your handle? Is it because you like Che Guevara? I sort of thought you might be socialist or communist based on your interactions with the guy who has a…

i was reading about Mrs. Brady at www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/08/florence-henderson-crabs_n_7246404.html and it got me thinking, should I shave my pubes to reduce the chance of crabs? Most strippers nowadays are bald down there, so little chance! But getting a Mrs. Brady zoo…

I think I need to revise the dachshund system! I've had plenty of luck looking down pretty girls' tops when they bend down to pet little 4got, but when I suggest bringing the pups back to my place for a…

The Elvis discussion on the other made me think of how I'd like to die! I say after a long and brilliant life of fun and laughter, mid-orgasm in the club! How about you?

www.mandatory.com/girls/Zoey-Monroe/ It says she started as a dancer and then got into porn (you'll Know her from titles like Gape Lovers 9 and Interracial & Anal 2)! Any of you guys get a dance from her! That would be brilliant! :)

www.dailymotion.com/video/x2p0bao_sara-jean-underwood-is-the-perfect-girlfriend_people I know that guys that regularly forget to wipe can't be too choosy, but I still say a life of video games, pepperoni pizza, and twix bars is something that only a man's body can take! He may end up…