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The frog system!

4got2wipe
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Yesterday I got a pet frog and set up a terrarium for the little guy and gave him some crickets! I'm thinking of calling him "Froggie" or "4got2ribbitt"! OK, the latter is a joke, and little 4got's real name isn't 4got2usethepapers either!

So now it's me, 4got my little dachshund buddy, and 4got the frog in my new house! My new system is to attract the sexy girls with a cute dachshund wingman and seal the deal by showing them my frog!

Brilliant idea, isn't it? ;)

18 comments

  • crazyjoe
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    9 years ago
    Dont scare them with the frog. Some women do not like reptiles. Introduce froggie slowly...
  • JohnSmith69
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    9 years ago
    When I was young and single I had a pet ferret. I used to walk around the college town where I lived with him riding on my shoulder. Almost every cute young girl I passed would stop to talk and visit. It took me a lot longer to walk places, but I had a lot more fun getting there.

    Any cute cuddly animal will work. Something similar happened when my dog was a cute puppy.

    Also when I was younger I had a piranha in a fish tank in my bedroom. Several times when I had young girls at the house I was able to get them to the bedroom by using come see the piranha as an excuse. I got sex from at least a couple of those occasions.

    But a frog? Give it a shot but I'm not sure that will work. You might get a couple of goth chicks but not sure a lot else.
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    "Some women do not like reptiles."

    Frogs are not reptiles, they are amphibians. Just like with salamanders, they start out as tadpoles swimming the water.

    To live they are dependent on these land meets fresh water eco systems. Amphibians are the class of vertebrates which have suffered the most due to ecological pressure.

    What I know about frogs though is that if you pick one up, it will piss and shit in your hand.

    SJG

    Bob Dylan
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H2Vvfg0…
  • rockstar666
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    9 years ago
    The #1 pet of strippers is a pit bull. I doubt many like frogs unless they're lightly fried with garlic in olive oil and butter.
  • motorhead
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    9 years ago
    "The #1 pet of strippers is a pit bull."

    You've noticed that too! It is so true.
  • 4got2wipe
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    9 years ago
    "Frogs are not reptiles, they are amphibians. Just like with salamanders, they start out as tadpoles swimming the water.

    To live they are dependent on these land meets fresh water eco systems. Amphibians are the class of vertebrates which have suffered the most due to ecological pressure.

    What I know about frogs though is that if you pick one up, it will piss and shit in your hand.

    SJG"

    Brilliant points san_jose_guy! Though little 4got2ribbitt is a pretty mellow frog! He was ok with being handled when I set up his home! He's got a nice plant and two water dishes and a branch to hang out on!

    However, I made it a mission to find evidence that there are sexy girls that like amphibians! I found a picture of pornstar Elektra Rose holding a Red Eft on her Instagram page!

    https://instagram.com/theelektrarose

    Brilliant!
  • 4got2wipe
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    9 years ago
    Just go down the Instagram page for the newt pic! And if you want an example of her porn check out www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=6…

    Now I know the frog system can score me a pornstar! Brilliant! :)
  • motorhead
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    9 years ago
    If the frog system fails, don't get depressed and Kermit suicide.
  • shadowcat
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    9 years ago
    Tell them that if they kiss the frog you will turn into a handsome price.
  • mikeya02
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    9 years ago
    Didn't Miss Piggy have a frog in her throat at times?
  • rockstar666
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    9 years ago
    Yes. Miss Piggy can never count to 70 because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
  • motorhead
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    9 years ago
    Get some frog protection in case you get lucky
  • just_the_nuts
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    9 years ago
    Lmfao guys
  • just_the_nuts
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    9 years ago
    Do her froggy style
  • Dougster
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    9 years ago
    RickyBoy is a real froggot!
  • mikeya02
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    9 years ago
    Funny stuff!....... BTW, where's your froggy?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAPj4dBL…
  • gawker
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    9 years ago
    When I was young and foolish I had an 8 foot boa constrictor. There was something phallic about having such a big one. Girls would come to my apartment just to meet Bo. More than one stayed to meet and greet my trouser snake.
  • mikeya02
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    9 years ago
    I had a piranha that lived 14 years. Illegal of course, but some pet store sold them when they were only 2 inches long. Everyone wanted to see it eat goldfish.
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