Reviews

My experiences at Treasures have been all over the map. On the one hand, there are always some dancers here who are ready and willing to flush your pipes for you for a fee. Regrettably,…

No matter how good it gets, some people will still find something to complain about.

I guess I must be one of those people.

There was a time in my life when I would…

I returned to the St. James (known to some as the “Church”). I swear they would rename this place “Our Lady of Perpetual Lust.”

The club remains rather classy on the inside (assuming you like…

I’m a veteran pussy monger with decades of club trawling over five continents.

It may strike some of you that I have lived a fairy tale life (in a dark, lurid sort of way).…

This was my first time in Splendor.

It might be my last.

Not that it was a terrible experience. It wasn’t. But neither was it highly memorable.

The club itself is…

It’s been quite a while since I’ve been to this dank den of depravity. I’ve just been so busy I haven’t really had the time to realize how horny I was getting.

If you…

When I go to the ATM, load up and then drive across Houston in heavy traffic, I want my afternoon decadence to be perfect. They do strive for perfection at Chica’s Locas but they…

Treasures is not my favorite club.

Let's just get that over with now.

Many of the dancers are beyond their "best before" date. Many of them are excessively pushy. I've run into some who smelled like last…

Apart from being trapped in a massive bowl of Jello with a horny Chrissy Teigen, what could possibly be better than some free lap dances?

This is the stuff dreams are made of.

On a visit…

Not too long ago after a particularly gruesome experience I described Treasures as the place where old strippers go to die.

Recently after an unusual disappointing foray at Centerfolds I decided to drop by…

I've often written in praise of this place - a place where high mileage experiences are commonplace. But today I dropped for a swell time, my pants bulging with cash and bad intentions.

Nothing…

I used to be a regular here at St James (aka "the Church") but hadn't been back in quite a while.

I decided to return for a fresh look.

St James has a better…