Reviews

I've often written in praise of this place - a place where high mileage experiences are commonplace. But today I dropped for a swell time, my pants bulging with cash and bad intentions. Nothing…

I used to be a regular here at St James (aka "the Church") but hadn't been back in quite a while. I decided to return for a fresh look. St James has a better…

We are always warned that, in the realm of strip clubs, your mileage may vary. Even in the better clubs, you are always at risk of having one of those "low mileage" experiences especially…

I will be the first to admit, despite Centerfold's shortcomings, I just keep coming back to this dingy place. The explanation is simple and boils down to one word: "Reliability." In the dark and musty world…

The club itself is nice enough - spacious with numerous stages. The girls are eager to please. But most of them have eaten a few too many tacos. The private dance area is…

St. James is one of Houston's better clubs. It's clean, the prices are sensible (by titty bar standards), they don't serve rot-gut liquors imported from countries whose names end in "... stan" and, last…

Centerfolds has become my "go to place" when I'm in the mood to go out and come in a public place. I'm not going to suggest that desploogination services are officially offered at this fine…

People sometimes ask "why should I drive all the way out to St. James when there are so many clubs available in more central Houston locations?" I will attempt to answer that question. For quite a…

Treasures has endured its ups and downs. Lately, there have been more downs than ups. Last time I visited and contributed a review I described Treasures as a club where old strippers go…

Despite the language barrier (lots of the dancers speak very little English), I find myself cumming back here over and over. Although its always true that YMMV, at Chicas Locas you can always get…

I had not been in this building since it was Caligula's. I'm sorry I went in today (May 6, 2016). The place sets new standards for tackiness (and, in the world of strip clubs, that's…

Centerfolds is well on its way to becoming my new favorite den of sin. This is very surprising because, until recently, I regarded the Greyhound bus station as a more prospective and appealing place…