Comments by samella2 (page 4)

this review has left me shaken... knowing that the desert douche himself is out there interacting and possibly even breathing on the women in my favorite club.

Even if you're a very good looking guy, you still need to find the right dancer, but yes it does happen and with no extra payment for the extras. A good number of these women are man-hating gold-diggers who will charge no matter what you look like, and will often play the ego of the very handsome men to get them to think (falsely) there could be a relationship (or fwb) possibility, so be careful. Back in my younger days I realized that sometimes there will be at least one or two girls working who have a natural liking to you and if you play your cards right you can score some free sex only paying for the room/time.

An amazing time can be had at this club. I will probably post a review soon. You really have to go at the right time, usually NOT at night, and never on busy weekend nights if you want to get extras. I've even started in the regular lap dance room with a couple dances that turned into BBFS and paid the regular LD prices for time spent. There are a couple girls who openly state, and I quote "love being whores". One girl let me finger and fist her until she drenched both the entire booth (and my clothes, unfortunately) with a deluge of P-Juice. For the price of three songs--with one song being a freebie. Again, it's a matter of picking the right day/time and girl, and doesn't hurt if you give off the right vibe. If I lived in Florida I would be a regular.

The talent varies considerably on different days. The week of Memorial Day, at least thru about Wednesday (daytime), is generally dead just about everywhere. Girls are either with their kids or at the beach.

It sounds like most of what you spent ($500-$1000) was on this single girl. I mean, not to be a debbie downer, but if you're spending $1K on a girl, she should be no less than a '9' and pretty much anything goes, maybe even some stuff you'd only see on hardcore porn sites. Those girls aren't even getting $1K, so I'm not sure how much this has to do with the girl or the club but just the ridiculous amount of money you threw around.

for $350 you would be able to get two hot girls pregnant at some of the other clubs around Tampa Bay. I would say you got a 2 out of 10 for your money.

Unless you are only into thin white girls and hate all other races, I cannot imagine why you'd want to visit this club. A complete waste of money. The person who said this is the best club in town must be the same one that said Trump was the best president in history- clearly a crack addict.

I haven't been here in a few months, but it used to be packed with Cuban girls, some very hot ones actually. Maybe this just happened to be a bad night. I know the dance/extras prices here have really crept up--wondering if that has been scaring customers away, and with them the girls?

The problem with this club and many clubs of this genre is that the girls only seem to want to do the "extras". They get more money and they can be done faster. Once a girl crosses the psychological threshold, perhaps thru years of abuse or bad relationships, she sees her vagina as no longer an extension of her inner self but just another body part. Use it as an ATM. In the old days, I used to enjoy the lap dances enough so where it would lead me to want extras... It was a much better experience for both the customer and the dancer. Neither felt used.

sounds like you actually got hosed worse than the stripper. For six bills, I've banged playboy playmates BBFS.

Guy who said anything under $200 is exactly what is wrong with America right now. If the going rate is $60, NO $200 is NOT a win by any measure. There are a lot of medical terms used to describe that kind of behavior, none of which is fit to write here.

this is hilarious. desertscrub calls every legit review a "club ad" and is calling this one "fake", yet this one, along with all the poster's "reviews" are classic CLUB ADs. Proves the guy is a clueless douche. As far as the poster, clearly he/she either works for the club or promotes it. I doubt even the owner of the club has this much detail on the dancers. It is unlikely he/she is a patron because I know for a fact a couple of these dancers are RIP OFF artists, yet he doesn't make any mention of what they do or don't do in the back. If he were an actual patron with this much detail on them, he would be able to tell you in great detail. "useless of men as a species"? that comments suggest the poster is either a female lesbian, or someone who actually knows/works with the owner.

Surprised Desertscrub didn't think this was a "Club Ad of the Day" My experiences here have been very good, however, it seems the club is gaining popularity and as such, attracting some ROB artists. I've seen this pattern before at lower end clubs like Atlantis.

Really, you think New England clubs are more high mileage than FL clubs? That's absolutely the funniest thing I've ever heard. You base this on what, an experience with one dancer? I fly down several times per year to Florida from Massachusetts just for the mileage & extras at Florida clubs. Even considering airfare & car rental, it is still a better value. Ybor Strip is not what it used to be, I will say that. Seems like Gold Club has taken all the quality dancers and jacked up the prices in the process. Across the Bay, however, there are still a few good clubs left where you can get high mileage, unlimited extras (BBFSCIP, greek, etc) at still reasonable prices. In New England, a busted girl tried to charge my $300 for a HJ, and that is at Desire which is supposedly the best club in New England

Not sure why guys are terrified of negotiating the price. This is the oldest profession in the world, or at least adjacent to it. There are way more girls here than guys, so it is the buyer with all the leverage. Go around and talk to the other guys in the club--not the ones by themselves but the ones that came in groups. Suggest to them that the prices are out of control and let them know how you negotiate successfully. The girls can go make money or go home. Guess what they will choose?

Just like a broken clock is necessarily right two times a day, Desert Douche actually got this one right on the money. I've been to this club multiple times the past 7-8 years and each time it sucked worse than the time before. The poster says he spent around $1000! Do you know what I could get in Florida for $1000? BBFS with two of perfect 10 latinas and still have $200 left over. No, no self-respecting person would spend that much and get so little, but this is New England we're talking about, so what really are your options? I'm probably going to leave my high six figure job within two years just to move back to Florida, taking about a 50% hit in income. Infinitely better weather, more fun, and better women, both inside and outside the club will be worth it, even if it's a red state packed with the poorly educated.

Should actually be called Trumpflation since he was too busy banging skanks in Mar-a-lago rather than planning for a coming pandemic (not that he was qualified enough to plan, just so stupid he ripped up the plans already in place)... in any case, how is a $15/hr minimum wage law that DOESN'T exist yet contributing to inflation? Even if it passed, it would lead to job losses as a result of rising input costs, not wage inflation. Ignorance reins supreme I guess when you're an inbred Faux News zombie. In any case, Gold's seems to have taken over as the dominant non-Dale Mabry club in Tampa. I've witnessed its rise in popularity the past few years, and it reminds me of the old Pink Pony... so I'm guessing a major bust is just around the corner.

Sounds like someone had a personal reckoning at the end of the night, what a time to come out of the closet. Actually, I can't blame you. Based on my experiences at this club from 2018-2019, which is supposedly the "best" in all of New England, I think it could turn any red-blooded man gay after enough visits--at the very least you will dislike women the rest of your life if you judge them by how the girls here act/look. The only thing I can figure is that it is a "regulars" only club, and there are a TON of very desperate fools who have spent years burning their money on lukewarm 6s and 7s around here. Go to Florida, get model quality girls who go infinitely further in terms of "extras", and pay less than a third as much doing so. It's a no-brainer to me. I fly down there several times a year now for "fun" as I will NEVER step foot in any New England club as long as this stuff is still going on (referring to the review above).

This is a really easy question to answer. Strippers have learned to separate their vaginas from their hearts. It is nothing more than a tool that is used for generating cash. Much like a boxer uses his hands. It is not so easy to do that with lips, there is a very direct connection to the heart, so the brain cannot step in redirect the message.

if he thinks the reviews are shill, I hope he stops coming. In fact, I hope all of you reading this STOP coming. That's just more for the rest of me.

Thanks for the info. The average wage in Tampa is about $18/hr, and the average guy probably can't save more than $100/wk... who is paying $50 for a 7 minute "air" dance? Especially with all the options between strip clubs, massage parlors, and escorts? This is your classic tourist trap.

ignore DesertDouche--he posts virtually the exact same comment for every post on the entire site. He/she/it has no life apparently and harassing random people on the internet seems to be his thing.

A country we're not on good terms with? After Trump, that narrows the list down to about 155.

No way this is a club ad, too much dirty detail. A club ad would talk about the niceties of the club, the music, the ambiance--none of that here. A club ad would name individual dancers and describe how desirable they are in detail, but give little details about services provided even in ambiguous or coded terms. Again, negative. It's amazing that after a decade or so, DesertDouche still can't tell a club ad from a non-club ad to save his life.

Sounds like you can have a better time at a strip club in some Middle Eastern desert run by ISIS.