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2 years ago
alrighty then
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2 years ago
Also, everyone at this particular club from the bartenders to the security guard know exactly who does what. It's very easy to know at this club.
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2 years ago
Sorry, I disagree. What is the point of writing a review if you can't describe the girls? Then you are just listing activities that happened. That defeats the purpose. As long as you don't mention names you haven't done anything wrong. Saying a girl has large breasts only narrows it down and does not give it away. I've seen multiple girls at this club with large natural breasts on different days.
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2 years ago
Mileage DEFINITELY does vary in this club. I've had girls slide me inside them bare and ride me until CIP and others not even let me touch the kitty.
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2 years ago
500-1K is A LOAD of money to drop! I assume you also dropped a load in each of those girls bare for that kind of money?
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2 years ago
Gianna was the real deal. Sucks that she seems to have left!
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2 years ago
desertscrub, this is probably the most high mileage club on the west coast of Florida and it is well-known. You must be just as off-putting in the clubs as you are on this site if you can't get action here.
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2 years ago
I'll leave this club to the Uber Losers who are paying upwards of five bills for a 7 and mediocre service. When you've had so much better, you'd rather starve than gourmet cuisine prices for McDonald's crap.
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2 years ago
So no extra tip for her? $150 sounds like a solid deal.
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2 years ago
Those prices seem like absolute rip-offs unless the girl is a 9 or 10. I mean, an hour with a top shelf escort in a nice hotel is $400-$600, so why would anyone pay these prices for less action in a less comfortable environment with far less talent? I guess now we know why there's inflation--as long as there is some fool willing to pay more for a worse alternative, prices stay high.
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2 years ago
Let's see what they charge when a week goes by and they can't afford basic groceries.
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2 years ago
Sounds like you got one of the good ones. She was definitely DTF but you must've screwed it up somehow--most likely letting her know you weren't willing to spend. I can usually leave this club a very well-laid many for around 2 Ben Franklins.
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2 years ago
The economy is actually anything but bad, it is soaring! Joblessness is at historic lows and wages have been increasing the past few years. Inflation is obviously high, but the reason it is not going down is people are paying what they are charging! The economy will be bad when you actually can't afford to come to strip clubs not the other way around! High inflation rarely means a bad economy, unless you are a third world nation with systemic currency issues.
I guess while I'm on the subject of nonsensical comments, who wants to be "seen" at a strip club? That made even less sense to me.
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2 years ago
This review doesn't sound at all correct for this club. $50 a dance? It's $40/dance and you get 2-for-1 during the hourly specials they run. I've never had a girl wear pasties for my dances. For me, the girls let me get away with a LOT in the regular lap dance areas and almost anything and everything goes for many of the girls I've been with it at this club, even in just the 15 minutes rooms. If it weren't for my vasectomy, I probably would've had two of these girls impregnated during just the 2-for-1s. I'm nearly 50 years old, so it's not because of my looks! I think you need to do a better job screening out the women--there are a fair number of hustlers here, so if you aren't getting high mileage dances (with extras thrown in often for free), I would say you are attracting/settling for the wrong ones.
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2 years ago
What others have said. This is probably the biggest tourist trap in West Central Florida. Other clubs in Hillsborough/Pinellas/Pasco offer much more contact, and a few are basically all out brothels.
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2 years ago
Whenever I'm in town, I go here for the free lunch buffets along with the chance to see the hottest bartender at any strip club. For what I would spend here to look at girls and not touch, I could get threesomes with a full menu at a few other clubs.
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2 years ago
this review has left me shaken... knowing that the desert douche himself is out there interacting and possibly even breathing on the women in my favorite club.
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2 years ago
Even if you're a very good looking guy, you still need to find the right dancer, but yes it does happen and with no extra payment for the extras. A good number of these women are man-hating gold-diggers who will charge no matter what you look like, and will often play the ego of the very handsome men to get them to think (falsely) there could be a relationship (or fwb) possibility, so be careful. Back in my younger days I realized that sometimes there will be at least one or two girls working who have a natural liking to you and if you play your cards right you can score some free sex only paying for the room/time.
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2 years ago
An amazing time can be had at this club. I will probably post a review soon. You really have to go at the right time, usually NOT at night, and never on busy weekend nights if you want to get extras. I've even started in the regular lap dance room with a couple dances that turned into BBFS and paid the regular LD prices for time spent. There are a couple girls who openly state, and I quote "love being whores". One girl let me finger and fist her until she drenched both the entire booth (and my clothes, unfortunately) with a deluge of P-Juice. For the price of three songs--with one song being a freebie. Again, it's a matter of picking the right day/time and girl, and doesn't hurt if you give off the right vibe. If I lived in Florida I would be a regular.
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2 years ago
The talent varies considerably on different days. The week of Memorial Day, at least thru about Wednesday (daytime), is generally dead just about everywhere. Girls are either with their kids or at the beach.
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2 years ago
It sounds like most of what you spent ($500-$1000) was on this single girl. I mean, not to be a debbie downer, but if you're spending $1K on a girl, she should be no less than a '9' and pretty much anything goes, maybe even some stuff you'd only see on hardcore porn sites. Those girls aren't even getting $1K, so I'm not sure how much this has to do with the girl or the club but just the ridiculous amount of money you threw around.
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2 years ago
for $350 you would be able to get two hot girls pregnant at some of the other clubs around Tampa Bay. I would say you got a 2 out of 10 for your money.
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2 years ago
Unless you are only into thin white girls and hate all other races, I cannot imagine why you'd want to visit this club. A complete waste of money. The person who said this is the best club in town must be the same one that said Trump was the best president in history- clearly a crack addict.
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2 years ago
I haven't been here in a few months, but it used to be packed with Cuban girls, some very hot ones actually. Maybe this just happened to be a bad night. I know the dance/extras prices here have really crept up--wondering if that has been scaring customers away, and with them the girls?
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2 years ago
The problem with this club and many clubs of this genre is that the girls only seem to want to do the "extras". They get more money and they can be done faster. Once a girl crosses the psychological threshold, perhaps thru years of abuse or bad relationships, she sees her vagina as no longer an extension of her inner self but just another body part. Use it as an ATM. In the old days, I used to enjoy the lap dances enough so where it would lead me to want extras... It was a much better experience for both the customer and the dancer. Neither felt used.