beguiled

The exact age you quit Giving a shit and start Taking shit is 44.

Just pretend it's a pot brownie.

oh shit, and light some candles.

Douse her bhole with listermint and put a rubber on your tongue.

I'm a crazyjoe alias. Blame him.

hey, beguiled, thats awesome. youre so cool. i bet you get free head all the time.

I so got all you simps on ignore, it's like I'm talking to myself.

I eat zebra ass like I'm tha Equestrian Centipede.

Lickem in the buttholes

Lick her in the butt

I eat stripper ass like I'm tha Human Centipede.

fuck her in the mouth

Pjur Backdoor Relaxing Anal Glide

I spent three days reading her instagram feed. Good stuff. https://www.instagram.com/jacq…

The female orgasm is a myth.

I think OP is playing Pokemon Go.

It's just ass cum. Swallow it, pussies.

WA bikini barista cafes rule. You can surf porn while actual camel toe is in the air. We got weed too. …

“Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.”

The longer I hang out in this forum, the worse my spelling and grammar get.

I'd rather drink Pacifico and watch women's beach volley ball.

Me and 4got2 hopes she does.

Dana Plato, doggie style.

I got crabs there once.

I got bugs on my nuts.