beguiled

I thought she was legit. Yes, 4got2, we wanted to see her bunhole. Poledancer83 is the coolest stripper on this forum.

lol, drunk posting today, woot.

OP is a cyber-tranny. Get your balls to the club and spew a few on some tittayes to get straight again.

4got2 and me want to see the cookie shooter.

chippendales

I fucked a pomegranate.

DONT TRY TO MAKE OUT WITH HER IN THE LOBBY!!! LOL

If you like this girl's touch, don't screw it up. You can go to rubmaps.com and figure out where to go that isn't…

If she didn't tease your dick already, don't get your hopes up. You apparently didn't creep her out yet. They like text…

CUSTIE

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Weekend challenge. Bring one of these to tha club. I, obviously, haven't been…

Bishes be crazy. I want this to be a "script" for a "reality show".

If I open a bottle of amaretto di saronno, I will drink the whole bottle in one sitting. other brands, i dont like…

Quit taking your purse to the showclub, you tosser.

Starlight69 on TUSCL sounds a lot like Selina M on Stripperweb. Nice work brother TUSCL troll.

I used to stay up late and totally jerk it to those Aerobicise whores. Damn.

Lemme know when you finish. I eat stripper ass like I'm the Human Centipede!

I once reported that somebody blew their nose on the VIP curtain.

I really should have gone to the fucking strip club tonight.

Ha ha, that guy looks like the blow up copilot from Airplane! The Movie.

lol, *waist deep, FU CaraLynn, lol.

I'm waste deep in these baristas this year. They love when you bring them food. It's nice seeing tail in the daylight.…

Obviously we're talking about LDK82, right?

Great movie. Jennifer is a lame stripper.

I like to smell the peach before putting it in the basket, so there's no surprises later.