Comments by EastCoaster (page 38)

The two-girl thing was on my bucket list when I went to HK in November 2014. Got lucky when two very hot girls approached me and asked if I was interested in both, offering "sucky sucky, no condom." Couldn't believe it when they said it would be $100, for both, upstairs for 30 minutes. Not $100 each, $100, total, for both of them. It was way more than a BJ -- it was everything I had dreamed of and more. OMFG.

You say you got a dance from a cute blonde named after a Boston song? Was it more than a feeling?

I don't know what club you're reviewing, but it's not the Playhouse Lounge. There is no on-street parking anywhere near this club, and none of the other details are correct either. Wherever you went, it sounds like you had an OK time, but it wasn't here.

Spot-on review. I agree with everything stated here, including comments about other Lexington clubs. Based on my experience overnighting in Lexington many times while traveling and visiting most of the clubs there, I would have to say this review mirrors my experience exactly.

This is one of the most informative reviews I've seen on TUSCL (or any similar site). Nice job. You've been a member here since Nov 2014 and this is your first review? I hope it's the first of many more to come.

Nice well-written and detailed review. I have been to Mardi Gras many times over the last 10-15 years, and while it's not my favorite, it does have some good points, including women who are all pretty much 7 and above in terms of looks and personality. This review gives you an excellent and accurate picture of what you can expect if you visit, day or night. The only thing I'll add is that unlike this reviewer, I have explored the VIP rooms a few times. They're nicely appointed, and if you can keep the waitress from coming back to bother you about drinks (tip her at the outset and send her away), the privacy is good. That said, don't expect Follies-level mileage or pricing, which typically here would be lower and higher, respectively.

Great well-written review. Lots of details which helps us know what to expect if we decide to go there. Other reviewers would do well to follow your style. Thanks for posting.

Great review, Holden80. I see you joined in 2012 and this is the first review you've posted. You're a good writer; please post more!

Yeah, there's no way this club should be in the top 10 on any list. It has its good points (see my reviews), but TxVegas is absolutely right.

Nice review; love the details and the insight. Please post more!

Nice review with a lot of good details. The place has two entrances, one in the front and one in the back. However, the one you call the front door I thought was the back door and vice versa -- all based on where the taxi dropped me off all three times

I have never looked at the photos on the HK website, so I can't answer your question directly. But let me say this: 1) I never expect I'll see the women whose photos are posted on *any* strip club's website. It just depends on who's working, and at HK, virtually all the girls come from out of town, stay a couple of weeks to make money, then head home for an extended period of time, so you never really know who will be there. 2) I have been to HK six times, and I have *never* been underwhelmed by the quality of the girls there. Not even close. Granted, you have to like Latinas, because that's all they have there. But even during the slowest times (afternoons, or week nights), there are literally dozens of beautiful girls there -- of all body types -- and all are pretty much in the 7 to 9 range. I've been in a handful of other clubs in that neighborhood, and I can tell you that in La Zona Norte, HK girls are the cream of the crop. Of course, not all the girls will be your type, but whatever your type is (as long as you like beautiful Latinas), you will find multiple versions of that to choose from. Almost no Caucasians, Blacks, or Asians -- just gorgeous Latinas. Lots of them.

@SEEKnDESTROY – in response to your question: During my first visit to HK in 2014, I fulfilled one of my long-held bucket-list fantasies of having full-on sex with two hot, naked girls at the same time. For me it was even better than I expected, but whether it will be the same for you – and whether it's worth it – will depend on many things, some of which are totally out of your control. One of the givens: it will cost you more. Instead of a $1.00 tip to the guy giving the girls robes for when they exit the club to go next door, it will be $2.00. Instead of the room costing you $17 for 30 minutes, it will cost you $34 for the same amount of time. And of course, you will have to pay the girls, who can each ask whatever price they want and you can try your best to negotiate a reasonable rate. In general, there is no motivation for them to lower their rate just because you're taking two of them upstairs. But this is Tijuana, which means that compared to the U.S., no matter what you end up paying, you will still be getting a bargain. Whether it's worth it also depends on what you're hoping to get out of the experience. If you want the activities to include some girl-on-girl action, you will need to find two girls who are into sex with girls (duh, I know, but I think it's not as common in their culture as it might be now in the U.S.), and are already friendly with each other. Whether you can find such a pair will depend on several things, including which girls are in the club that day and your ability to discuss this with girls who speak little (or no) English. If you're not fluent in Spanish (and I am definitely not), my suggestion is to talk with one or more of the meseros (waiters), who all speak English well and are more than happy, for a nominal tip, to bring you any kind of girl you desire. Don't be shy about asking them -- they've heard it all before! I was extremely lucky to have been approached by two petite girls who were both 9's in my book and were working the room together. Buying them each a drink, my time with them in the booth seemed *very* promising, and they expressed an eagerness to go upstairs together with me. One of them pretty much had me hooked when she whispered, "Sucky, sucky, no condom," but the clincher was that they told me it would be $100 to take them upstairs. Not $100 apiece – it was $100 for both. I'm not saying you will get that same kind of deal, but the experience was definitely worth the $136 in total I spent. If you can swing it, I would recommend renting a room at the hotel for the day/night rather than paying for just 30 minutes. (With a VIP card, on Monday and Tuesday the rooms are only $11 a day.) If you're taking two girls, there's no guarantee they'll stay longer than the usual 30 minutes, but at least there will be no knock at the door at the end of 30 minutes. One other piece of advice: Bring your own condoms. If you're going to fuck both girls, each girl will (understandably) want you to use a fresh condom. Have fun!

Since this was my article, here are my thoughts about a few points raised above, but I encourage others to reply as well. On May 27, sflguy123 posted a link on TUSCL to a 90-minute video about clubs in TJ, including HK. It's a "documentary" of sorts which includes hidden camera footage, and it's actually pretty well done and entertaining (and of interest to anyone contemplating making the trip): https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=553003020 Nemesisk7, at the 53:35 mark (53 and a half minutes in), the narrator calculates how many dicks the average HK girl has contact with in six months' time. I forget the number, but it's more than a few. :-) Bavarian, right after that (at about 54:10), there is a discussion about the health card the girls have to have to work in La Zona Norte (and video proof of one), so the regular health check-up is not a fantasy. However, as you correctly state, there are risks to this hobby, and not just in Tijuana. Papi Chulo, you asked about the make-up of the clientele. I will answer with a caveat that my experience is limited to a Sunday-Monday-Wednesday trip in November of 2014 and a Monday-Tuesday-Wednesday trip about ten days ago. I have not been there on a Friday or Saturday night, when others here on TUSCL have described it as very crowded -- a real sausage fest -- which could bring out a very different demographic. I will describe what I saw, and I encourage others to weigh in with their observations as well. First, I should say that I really didn't pay much attention to the other PLs, as there were *way* too many beautiful girls for me to notice much else. That said, I get the impression that most of the customers at HK are by and large *not* Mexican. At other clubs in the neighborhood, I saw many gentlemen that looked to be Mexican and were probably locals. In some of those clubs, I saw men and women dancing together on regular dance floors. Hong Kong is not like that. It's a strip club and the PLs are there to watch and fondle and go upstairs to fuck. I saw men of all ages -- middle-aged guys like me (or older) as well as young bucks. One night I saw a group of what looked like college-age frat boys boisterously enjoying the lesbian shaving cream show in the back. There were about 10 or 12 in their party, which included a couple of hot sorority-looking-type girls (who seemed to be enjoying the girl-girl show as much as the guys). Most of the guys I saw were white, but there have been black guys, too. And, notably, I have seen small groups of men of Asian descent. Whether they were Asian-Americans (i.e., American citizens) or citizens of Asian countries, I don't know. I would think that the club's name is a draw for Asian gentlemen. But overall, it would be my guess that the majority of the clientele would be Americans.

Papi Chulo said, "You mentioned concern with having your passport stamped, would the same concern apply to a passport card?" Papi, I think you nailed the answer. Voy111, in his June 13 review, advised getting a Passport Card because with it, there's "no paper record of entry to Mexico." I did not have that, nor do I know anything about getting one. But I will before I go back. :-) San Jose Guy, to answer a couple of your questions -- Lap Dances: I agree that lap dances are really unnecessary at HK. I didn't do any on my trip in 2014, but because I could do some for free (with the coupon) or half price (with the VIP card), I decided I'd try it out this time. I mentioned that for an extra $20 I got a CBJ in the privacy of the lap dance room. I don't think I could have done that out on the floor. Of course, I also could have gotten that upstairs in my hotel room, but it would have cost me at least $60. No, I did not take any girls to the balcony or share food. No reason not to -- it just happened that I didn't. "And then your valuables, where do you secure them, and overall how much stuff do you bring?" I don't think my hotel room had a safe, but the more deluxe rooms might have had them. One thing about staying in San Ysidro (on the U.S. side) was that I didn't really have to bring anything of value with me. I had a messenger bag with some toiletries, a light change of clothes (only if needed, because I really wasn't planning to sleep there overnight), a supply of condoms (definitely needed), my rental car key, and that was about it. Oh, and my cell phone. I left the bag, hidden, in my hotel room while I enjoyed the scene downstairs. Really, the most valuable thing I had was my Global Entry pass -- my only ID -- and I kept that with me. Others here on TUSCL may want to comment on their experience with what they've brought with them and how they secured them. Interactions with the girls: As everyone who reads TUSCL regularly should know, Your Mileage May Vary, and what I've experienced may have little or no correlation to what others have experienced in the past or will experience in the future. But I am happy to report that even though my Spanish language skills are muy pobre (very poor), I have had a blast interacting with the girls at HK. That said, at HK -- just like in the States -- you will find some girls more extroverted and some more introverted. If you find an introverted girl who speaks little or no English and you are introverted and speak little or no Spanish, it's really doubtful that you will have much in the way of a Girl Friend Experience. Also, I have celebrated my 21st birthday three times over, and -- just like in the States -- some of the younger girls, for whatever reason, are perhaps a little more reluctant to engage with me than they might with someone closer to their own age. As long as you're not an asshole and you don't smell horrible, I don't think any of the girls would refuse to go upstairs with you if you offered them the going rate. They are there to make money, and -- unlike most clubs in the States -- *everyone* in the entire club is aware that girls are expected to go upstairs and fuck. But again, as for the quality of the personal interaction, YMMV. The good news is that overall, I have found the girls at HK to be outgoing and really, really fun. Most speak at least a little English, and since they all know there's an expectation of going upstairs to fuck, there's no pretense and no need to beat around the bush about that. So from the get-go, you and she are pretty much on the same page. In my article I mentioned that buying the girl a $9.00 drink buys you some time with her. (The girls will get a receipt from the mesero for every drink, which they redeem at the end of their shift for cash or credit of some kind.) Buying the drink grants you time sitting in a booth with the girl, during which you may well get a Follies-style lap dance (i.e., ultra-high mileage including FIV, a little DATY and a BBHJ). Not always, of course, but it has happened to me there more than once. As part of the YMMV caveat, some girls will down their drink quickly and leave. Some will stay but allow less groping or may be less handsy with you. But I've had some *amazing* times in the booths with girls who were really into it and in no hurry to leave or to rush me into agreeing to take them upstairs. Here's a story that, to me, shows how good it can be. I was coming to the end of my three-day visit and had enough time (and enough, uh, vital juices) left for one more trip upstairs. I spotted a 9+ raven-haired cutie sitting by herself at a booth near the back by the shaving cream show stage. Just as I started to make my way to her, she got up and started walking in my direction -- not to me, but in the direction of where I was standing. I intercepted her and said, "I was just coming over to see if I could buy you a drink." She responded, "I don't speak any English." I said, "That's OK. Can I buy you a drink anyway?" She understood that, or at least most of it. We sat, the drink came, and I proceeded to fondle her bare breasts and tried my best to speak to her in Spanish. Fortunately for me, she really did know a little English -- AND it turned out that she LOVED having her breasts caressed. I wasn't paying attention to how long this was going on, but she stayed a really long time after she finished her drink. I bought her another, which she appreciated (because she gets credit for that) and I resumed the fondling. She was a little more handsy with me now, and I tried to get a little more adventurous with her. She enjoyed having my hand between her legs, but was a little too self-conscious in the openness of the club to really allow me the kind of access I was seeking. The whole time, we chatted (as best we could), and she seemed not to be in a hurry to go anywhere. To be honest, I think she was on the introverted side and was happy just to have found someone to hang out with who made her feel good (and wasn't an asshole, which is key). Once again, it was clear that she *really* enjoyed having her breasts caressed. At this point, I had a coupon for a free lap dance that was burning a hole in my pocket (wasn't going to do me any good back in the States!), so I asked her if she wanted to do that. Well, no sooner had the frosted-glass door closed than she came out of her shell. She was nude in about three seconds and had me unzipped and at full mast. I bet we could have done anything in there, but I knew the mesero would be knocking at the door in about three minutes. She was happy to accept my offer to take her upstairs, where she was slow and sensual and oh so eager to please. When we were each satisfied, she wanted to stay and cuddle and chat (as best we could) for about 30 more minutes. We were probably in my room for close to 90 minutes. So, SJG, maybe that's not how you would have liked things to go, but for me it would be hard to imagine a better ending to my time in TJ.

Another well-written piece, Harderlap. Thanks for taking the time and thought it took to post it.

Nice article -- well-written and informative. I've been a pretty serious strip club hobbyist for the last 15 years or so, with multiple visits to well over 100 different clubs in the U.S., Canada and Mexico, so none of this was really new to me, but I think you did a good job of covering the basics in a clear and helpful way that should benefit any newbie. I learned most of this stuff the hard way, through trial and error (and tips I've picked up on TUSCL since I joined in 2014), but I could have gotten up to speed more readily if I had read this article when I first started out. Thanks for taking the time to write all this out.

Good discussion back and forth here. However, most of the rules presented really have little to do specifically with the topic of "Going Alone to a Strip Club" -- they're just good clubbing advice in general, although, obviously, reasonable people can disagree on the particulars. I like Tiredtraveler's list of 10 simple rules a lot, which are all pretty much different ways of saying "Don't be stupid, don't be an asshole, and most importantly, don't be a stupid asshole." Good words to live by in any situation. As far as going alone to a strip club: Way back during college I went to a few strip clubs with my buddies and, for my very first strip club visit ever, I went with my girlfriend at the time, which was an eye-opener for *both* of us, as the dancers on stage wore only shoes. Now as an adult, I would say that 99% of my clubbing is done solo -- and I like it that way. I'm not interested in socializing with anyone except the dancers, and being alone I don't have to worry about whether anyone else is having a good time, or wants to leave when I think things are just starting to get interesting, or wants to stay when I've had enough. The only exception is the times I have met up with other TUSCLers (both male and female). I don't mind that because they know why I'm there; they aren't put off if I get up and leave for the VIP room and understand if I have to hit the road. I usually do my clubbing alone while traveling by myself for business (or sometimes while traveling for pleasure if my wife does not happen to be with me), and I have never felt like a loser because I was alone. Ever. I mean, if you're well behaved, well groomed, and tip appropriately, you're never alone for long. At least that's been *my* experience.

Was this it? http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=31080