Good Value Club Near The Beltway

I have been to Sinsaysionals about 6 times over the past 2 years. This is a review of my most recent visit a couple of Saturdays ago. As others have stated this is not the easiest place to find. It’s at the end of a strip of car repair shops. It’s hidden from the main road by trees and there are no signs. You turn in at the car wash and park wherever you can find a spot including at the car wash which is closed by the time the club opens at 9. You get frisked for weapons outside and then go inside to pay the entrance fee. The cover is $10 until 9:30 and then it jumps to $20. On this night I arrived about 9:45. There were maybe 4 other patrons at the club at that time. My advice is either arrive before 9:30 so that you pay the cheaper cover or arrive after 10:15. Not much goes on during the first hour or so. The dancers trickle in and proceed to change into their “dancer wear”. The few patrons that are there early have to content themselves with listening to the music or playing games on their phones, because no one is dancing until at least 10:15. It makes no sense to me to pay $20 to watch nothing if you can arrive earlier and pay $10. This also leaves more money for dances :)

This is a no alcohol club. I’m not familiar with the laws in PG County but I guess if it’s no alcohol the dancers can get completely nekkid. You can purchase sodas, bottle water and Red Bull. All of these are $3. You can also bring in your own beverages as long as they are not in glass bottles. I usually bring in my own water. The interior of the club is pretty Spartan. There are a lot of chairs, most of which have seen better days. There is one couch facing the stage. Only on my last 2 visits have I seen anyone dancing on the stage. Mostly the dancers walk among the patrons who are seated in the chairs. They will ask you if you want a dance. Some will sit down on your lap first and start a little chit-chat before hitting you up for a dance. Others don’t bother with the small talk and go straight for the sale (see below). Dances in the main area are $5 per song (a great deal for a full on grinding lap dance). And the DJ plays a whole song as near as I can tell. The dancer is completely clothed but some are wearing less stuff than others. And some let you roam a bit although no touching the kitty. Perhaps YMMV.

Sinsaysionals is an AA club. All the dancers and 98% of the patrons are AA. I’m Caucasian. And given the current state of race relations around, I was a little leery of going here. I had no problems however. The dancers are all different body types from petite to Zaftig. If you’re into BBW this is your place. I got a couple dances from a petite dark skinned woman with straight hair who said it was her first night ever as a dancer. I have trouble believing that. I’ve decided that’s a ploy to extract more tips from PL's who are supposed to feel sorry for the rookie. I’ve had way too many women say this was their first night ever for the number of times I’ve ever been in strip clubs. I also got a series of dances from a bigger, curvy dancer who must have been wearing a wig or else she had dyed her hair a really unusual color. She was very enthusiastic and had a great accent, possibly from the Caribbean.