Posts by gammanu95

Elizabeth Hurley. 52 years old, looking better in a bikini than many of the strippers we see, still with porcelain skin. Talk about winning the genetic lottery jackpot. https://www.instagram.com/p/BdpyXpxgHd4/

Would you rather contract incurable gonorrhea, or have your testicles explode from African salmonella? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5283738/grandad-testicle-explode-like-volcano-tunisia-african-salmonella/

I guess the girls around here ran out of long pants. I went to Target and Publix this evening and it was nothing but MILFS and coeds in yoga pants as far as the…

I usually tip more generously around the holidays, if the service warrants it. Everyone needs more money during the holidays for gifts, dinners, travel, etc. So many waitresses and dancers are single parents,…

I'm talking about for the express purpose of going to a club - no business trips, hotels, or stopping in to see a buddy. I've completed the sale of my business, but regretfully never…

Montreal escorts v US strip clubs. Reads like I need to find my passport.

I was sitting at the bar at Scarletts FM, getting ready to leave because I saw no one above a 7. Finally, a 6' blonde with a thin body and big fake tits walks…

A dancer was giving me a table dance with her hand up my shorts, while another dancer sat at our table. She notices I keep up with my manscaping and tells the other girl,…

I originally misread the title of the other post, buy out made me think of the other form of stripper-shit we commonly hear. * "I'm practically homeless, I don't know where I'm sleeping from one night…