Reviews by pensionking

Stopped in Friday early afternoon for a quick cold one and a lapper. The parking area was very nearly empty. I even wondered to myself if it was even open as I parked…

After a discouraging visit to a "club" near LAX and a lengthy drive toward Orange County area, I happened to stumble by the Ecstasy. My rental car just seemed to turn itself toward this…

After a delayed flight to LAX followed by luggage bullshit, I decided I needed something to expel my frustration. Strippers!!! On a whim, I stopped in to Exotic City after leaving car rental…

On another business trip, decided to give downtown Boston another try. Having visited the smaller Glass Slipper in the past, decided to try Centerfolds, their immediate neighbor. As anticipated, Centerfolds seemed larger and swankier than…

After a somewhat unappetizing SC experience elsewhere, I decided to give Louie's a try, just to complete my shame and to hopefully wash the bad taste from my mouth, so to speak. Conclusion:…

Having been to Bogies and HVIII in Inkster,MI and Honey's in Gary, I wanted to see just how rough this place is. Well . . . As described, this is a difficult-to-locate, dump of…

When I visit SCs, I tend to prefer those that I feel the need to shower when I get home. I prefer somewhat seedy, high mileage, extras-type clubs. Or, at least, VHM clubs…

What a disapointment! They call this the "New" Century Theatre?? I miss the old Century -- I mean the really really old one with the stage facing the main entrance and the private…

Check one off the bucket list! I have been wanting to find the time (and the nerve) to check out Arnies as a clearly identifable outsider. Based on the reviews, I thought the interior was…

I happened to visit on the night of a Christmas Party. There was palpable energy in the club brimming with PLs and dancers. Must have been 15 or so, mostly white dancers.…

My first visit ever at Henry VIII. While I usually have a great time at dive clubs with guaranteed extras, VIII did not deliver for me on this night. I visited on strengths…

I was in Boston at a conference staying at a Copley Place hotel and decided I needed some entertainment. I decided to walk toward an area known as the Theater District where I have…

One of the weirdest visits at a SC as I can remember in a long time. Started normally enough. Shortly after settling in with my drink, I noticed an unusually high number of black dancers,…

Chicago is not known for having great SC action. I haven't been to the Admiral Theater (AT) for years. After checking tuscl and seeing its relatively high rating, I thought it fair to…

Bare Elegance (BE) is one of the nicer clubs for those with deeper pockets, especially those not looking for extras. When I travel to this area, I often visit Jet Strip in nearby Lennox near LAX.…

Was visiting the land of cheese with my golf buddies looking for some late night entertainment and found this place. The building is easy enough to spot and is kinda out in the middle of nowhere…

Was in STL on business last week and decided to revisit an old stomping ground from way back in the day. I must be getting older and/or less adventurous in my old age, but…

What a unique experience compared to what I am used to. I was in town for a weekend sports tournament and a bunch of us Dads decided to step out for some fun. This place…

Very enjoyable 1 hour here late one night. Just what the doctor ordered! Will definitely repeat. This club is nowhere near as fancy as their neighbors, but what they lacked in circuses was more…

Stopped by late afternoon on a recent Thursday. Doorman collecting entrance fee warned me BEFORE I PAID that 2 gurls "called in sick" and that he only had 1 'dancer" at that time, but…

As previously noted, this is not a strip club. Billed as lingerie models, I found it to be a good value for a sure thing. Two door entry leads to lineup and decision-time.…

Sheri's is not a strip club. It is a legal brothel about a solid 1 hour by car from south end of LV strip. Even though it has a Pahrump address, use your…

TUSCL is the best! I would never, never have entered this club just driving by -- and it would have been my great loss. Thanks previous reviewers!<br> <br> This is not a high-end 10+ showclub.…

I have enjoyed trashy, cheaper clubs with average or below-average dancers that give great mileage and leave thinking I had a great time. Sadly, when mileage is low, trashy, cheaper clubs don't deliver anything…

Hobbyists, help a brother out! As everyone says, great location, right off the highway. I had an hour to kill and thought I'd give this one a whirl as it was nearby my route.…