After a delayed flight to LAX followed by luggage bullshit, I decided I needed something to expel my frustration

After a delayed flight to LAX followed by luggage bullshit, I decided I needed something to expel my frustration. Strippers!!! On a whim, I stopped in to Exotic City after leaving car rental lot. What a joke! After greeting, I received explanation of the drill here. This is not really a strip club. I was to choose from a lineup (of 2) and pay for a private dance of limited duration during which I would be encouraged to tip more and more for more fun and longer time. Wink wink! Sensing a scam, I bounced before dropping any of my hard-earned cash.

After reading tuscl later, I think I dodged an expensive bullet that would likely have only compounded my frustraiton.