What a disapointment! They call...

What a disapointment! They call this the "New" Century Theatre?? I miss the old Century -- I mean the really really old one with the stage facing the main entrance and the private rooms behind the stage. THOSE were the good old days when private dances did not feel like expensive root canal. I think I had more fun during my last IRS audit. You would think a place that serves no alcohol would be more liberal in their playtime offerings -- no fear of losing liquor licence, right??

Rules, rules, rules . . . feed the machine . . . it should make an old fashioned cash register noise everytime you feed it (which you will do often and STILL only receive half-hearted air dances). Dancers were uninspired upsell junkies -- all about the upsell, no customer service.

Once upon a time, I remember getting a bbbjcim behind the stage for 60. Now that will get you a 15 minute air dance. Were there a few very hot dancers, sure? But look with little touch -- might as well watch internet porn. When did things in the sketchy tenderloin get so lame? I didn't even see the street talent that once was quite prevalent. Well, congrats mayor douchebag, congrats COP -- no need to spend nights in this town anymore. Might as well stay near airport or,,better yet, just fly out same day. Boooooooo!! Why did I waste my time and money in here?? I hate myself!!