MadMaXXXNYC
Quality Mongering since 1993

Comments by MadMaXXXNYC (page 3)

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3 years ago
Llappers
First (and second) timer in Paterson
Transparent curtains! Oh! The horror! Say it ain't so!! ( OK, in reading that I realize it sounds sarcastic like I'm dissing the OP. NOT at All. I'm genuinely doing a Shawshank here.... First RAB and now 5th! I've got to get over there and have a word with Ceda!
article comment
3 years ago
Muddy
USA
New Jersey Strip Club Run Down
"At some point we gotta rally up the Jersey crew, all get three sheets to the wind and see who can bang the most Brazilian chicks" I'm In! I'll Drive, and kick in a round! Seriously - how do we plan this?
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3 years ago
MadMaXXXNYC
Quality Mongering since 1993
Friday opening shift.... has its advantages...
Forgot about the white vans! So when I drove past the first time, I had to turn around in the old commercial lot on the east side ( N bound ) I clocked that there was a Johnson Contols van parked, nose out, in the middle of the log - it just looked odd in the middle of an empty lot in front of a closed commercial building. Driver was a retired marine looking white guy. He glanced up, then back down to something at/below the steering wheel. I made the turn parked ( read above ) and when I came out, I turned left out of the bar's lot, again going past that same commercial building and this time there was a DIFFERENT white van no markings, parked closer to the road, and another bald/cropped white guy behind the wheel glancing up, then down, then up across the street then down. When I passed I saw Leo waiting at the intersection to leave the lot. Copying down plates maybe? Anyway, heads up-gents.
discussion comment
3 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Nevada cat house for sale.
In case I needed to feel any older today, lol. What are Millenials and GenZ's doing for fun, then? Is it all Tinder? No more clubs?
discussion comment
3 years ago
bang69
North Carolina
Name a place
OP posted 10 hours ago. I've spent the entire time trying to think of a place I've: never thought of, never wished I had done, or never done. All I could come up with was the wing of a biplane - stunt man style. And now that's off the list, so: nope. I got nothing :). Best RL time though was the conference table at work on a sunday in a NYC sky scraper with floor to ceiling windows. :)
review comment
3 years ago
Jedsnow
New Jersey
Usually a good time
Time Warp: BU is no more, sadly. First reading I thought it was back...sigh... but +1 on Jiggles and I'll add 5th Ave.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Lone_Wolf
Arizona
New apartments being built directly across the street from Hi-Liter
Good to know. I'll be hoping one sets up on VRBO and then I can just "randomly" choose it....
review comment
3 years ago
MadMaXXXNYC
Quality Mongering since 1993
The NEW Vics! ( well, sign....). otherwise samo samo..
Yep! Right in the vending machine! A-mazing lol You a regular?
review comment
3 years ago
MadMaXXXNYC
Quality Mongering since 1993
Jiggles: The end of grabbing bar napkins for the Men's Room??
Filepe: I was buying drinks for Galicia and the bartender, and tipping Galicia while she sat with me.
review comment
3 years ago
MadMaXXXNYC
Quality Mongering since 1993
Jiggles: The end of grabbing bar napkins for the Men's Room??
Sorry to disappoint those down-voters. I have been hearing more and more about leaving money / activities details out of reviews for safety sake of the boards. If that doesn't apply here - well, I can't keep them all straight. If any of you are long-time patrons here, you'd appreciate the significance and humor of the changes. I can see, however, that to others it may seem irrelevant. Apologies: I guess one writes for those most like themselves. I assure you, not a shill or club add: Read my history, please and thank you. AS to the rest: he talent here hasn't changed, I mentioned there was one bartender and one dancer, and named her. Galicia is 40s, medium brown hair, slight build, pleasant conversationalist, and gave a vibe halfway between "buy me a drink" and "I don't want to be here, I should just be bartending" which I guess, in hindsight, is what demurred me from asking for a dance. As far as incoherence? Well, also apologies for typo: Boot = Booth if that helps. If not, that's an issue with public education, I'd venture to guess. Stay safe out there!
review comment
3 years ago
longman45
Replacement for bottoms up?
A BR: Barmaid Release. :)
review comment
3 years ago
MadMaXXXNYC
Quality Mongering since 1993
The NEW Vics! ( well, sign....). otherwise samo samo..
Sarsta? I'm honestly confused? Were you there at the same time? What was garbage? thanks.
review comment
3 years ago
Jai0704
Pennsylvania
New talent but thumbs down for lap dance
I also agree with Papi's system, and I use a variation of it, stating the number wanted up front, and leaving the timer running on the clock - and I usually say something like " and if we're into it, I'm happy to extend to more at the end". etc. Somewhat unique to Clancy's is the huge digital clock in the room, lol. Makes it easy to say " "Two dances - that takes us to ((8:45 )) or whatever is about 8 minutes from then. Either they agree up front - or Its easy to me to walk since I haven't sat down yet.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Muddy
USA
Helping a stripper through a mid-life crisis
I completely relate to this. I dunno why, but I seem to attract strippers that are rethinking all of their life choices. I'm a nice guy, but not an idiot, so I usually get my dance on before switching to the inevitable "dad" mode and dispensing advice. I often, as did Muddy, just let them know to YOLO while they can, then learn how to do something useful. Occasionally the chats get deeper and about 35 yrs ago ( yes, that hurt like a b@#$ch to even type that number ) a buddy and I were out together, wound up talking to this young dancer, she really wants to go back to school, etc. Turns out she was pretty sincere, and not too jaded yet. Long evening short: we wind up going to a pay phone ( google it, x-ers ), calling her mom, taking her to a nearby diner to meet her mom, making up some crazy story about we met her in the "store" she was working in, got her and her mom to hash out the petty shit that was between them. They left together, with plans for school I think. Now, Mind you, I'm not a fool: She was cute but not at all "hot" in the way dancers need to be to survive and thrive. The whole time you could tell she wanted out. Also: kept her number, and had a few OTCs before she moved back home :).
review comment
4 years ago
tuscl
A catch-all account
Stick to the day shift.
This is a bad sign... if the vibe is "pressure to pack in the dances" that kills the hangout and then play vibe completely. Hoping this is more the exception than the new rule.
discussion comment
4 years ago
Muddy
USA
I’m woke as fuck!
Uhm... I don't roar, and uhm, I believe I'm woke not broke, but uhm. No. Please. No. Thank you.
discussion comment
4 years ago
rattdog
New York
ODD LAPDANCE ROOMS
The kitchen at Bottom's Up in Irvington, NJ. Just an old chair against one wall inside the kitchen!
discussion comment
4 years ago
gothamyte
from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
when's the last time you had a really good time at the SC?
Isn't there a saying that the last time is always the best? Or something like that. I think many of the answers will be " recent visits ", especially for those of us newly released back into the wild, lol. So, yeah: Last week in Clancy's: because I was in a bar getting a pretty friendly lapdance and catching up on what I have missed with the people and places.
review comment
4 years ago
MadMaXXXNYC
Quality Mongering since 1993
First Time Out in 373 Days... but who was counting. Chose Clancy's are Re-Entry point.
Uhm..., Scrub: live and let live? Live being the operative term here, although I'll admit to being confused by your seemingly interchangeable use of monikers for the female reproductive anatomy. I was originally confused and very concerned over what a Covid Pussy might be, as that sounded unhealthy and possibly in need of medical attention, then you mentioned you had a twat and that you were a waste of life. Don't feel that way, man. Talk to somebody, reach out - get someone who will listen to you, don't feel alone. Or am I mis-reading? :) To the downvotes: Thanks for weighing in. a: yeah, tend to tell stories rather than quote stats: I find them a better read when others do it. b: Agree on description of dancers - although wasn't taking those kind of notes, but will. c: specifics on mileage and pricing I feel is already in many other review here, and my going-in expectation is that readers have read earlier reviews, but will certainly post updates for changes ( i.e. no tap beer! ).
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4 years ago
Mikey_j
Best experience post covid
OK, Mikey. I like it. Thanks for the update, you're back solid in my book ( fully aware that that means next to nothing to nobody, lol ). Glad you had at least one good visit, maybe paths will cross after my 2nd Vax. See y'all in April!
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4 years ago
Mikey_j
Best experience post covid
Mikey (OP) you'll get your record expunged and at least an apology from me for the club ad thoughts I had if you'll kindly follow up with a review of your second ad, and please include the names or descriptions of the dancers you met / can recall - what changes are in the VIP room, what the story is with the new, up$caled VIP in the back. Thanks and looking forward to it. On the other hand...if we never hear from you again.. whelp that speaks for itself.
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4 years ago
d_m1150
Post Covid Visit to BNA
This is kinda/sorta/a bit like the Mitchell Bro's Theatre in San Francisco back in the day. One regular strip/burlesque theatre room, another bar/gropes welcomed room, another that was pitch black, and you were given a small flashlight and when you're eyes adjusted there was a lesbian couple making out and using toys in the middle of a small room with seats around the walls. I saw and got a lapdance from Lauryl Canyon. There: That's how long ago lol. I've stopped into BNA once years ago, but must have been an off night / time - only the booths out front had anyone. It's on my 2021/22 HedonTour list, however :).
discussion comment
4 years ago
rattdog
New York
MAFIA, BLOWJOBS ANS PENIS PUMPS
Thanks! Didn't know he was now a content creator! I remember when you just used to see in Little Italy...