Comments by MadMaXXXNYC (page 2)

Ahh.. featured dancers... porn starts on the circuit. Them was the days.

Specialj: There was NO tipping on top of that, especially because she bolted back to the other side of the bar as soon as we got back, so not even another shared drink. Agree with you. I'd have been happier around $100 for 20 min but w/e each night sets its own rules. We just go along for the ride.

Pivoting from the sexwork/tax/definition chat for a moment. And I assume you would have posted if you had it, or wanted to, but any chance of sharing her CB room name? Thanks. If you'd like, I'd be happy to rain tips with no explanation, or a private one if you want to let me know what to say. peace

@CentralNJGuy Could you share the spinner's name? There is a steady routine of girls who bounce between here and Clancy's. Not sure how this became a "thing" but it seems to be. Thanks!

Just kudos! And it's out of my area, too, sadly. ::slow clap with respect::

Jacky: I did at first, but got a blank stare and you're in that moment of...what are the possible outcomes here: I'm not going to escalate this into a louder argument, and this is a bit of home turf for me, so don't want to soil/spoil too much. I went back to my "think first" approach with Gabby, though, and Tati is off my list for now, unless she works at making it worth it, but I got a bit of a stone cold vibe, but it was late. who knows..

Thanks, @funonthaside. My "race" comment was intended more insider, tongue-in-cheek as I totally agree with you. It wasn't at all because I'm a white guy, it could just appear like that being the only white dude, there, and the only guy without a girl hanging on to him - but I think that is because I was the only dude there who didn't have a dancer working for them :). Yeah, that is the vibe at the end of the night - that's who's there: the ride home, lol. Review meant to be light-hearted, please read as such, fellas.

Thanks, all. As of a month or so ago there was no opaque curtain to clip closed. Just a beat to shit used to be clear shower curtain. Curtailed the fun.

Uhm....no mention of the curtain situation? spidey senses up.

I miss the bras on the ceiling.....

Yeah, it's a cigar lounge. On busy days/nights the girls will circulate through. Coolest ones will stop and smoke a while with you, but there's no ( as of prepandemic, and it's only gotten more restrictive ) dance areas.

^^ I tried to put a follow on comment on the above, and mistakenly bracketed it, which excluded it from display. Original tag line to above " Sorry, sorry! I *know* that's not what you meant, but I'm weak :) " MM

"I left soon after I came, like around 30 mins. Very relieved " Same me: most places <<sorry, sorry! I *know* that's not what your meant, but I'm weak >>

The dancers have told me they have trouble with that guy. He's constantly walking into the dressing room unannounced and leering and expects free takout to his car from a different one almost every night. No idea why/how he is still here but agree, he shuts down the vibe completely. What a waste.

Keep an eye out for Private locked door parties. VIP available then.

Can't believe you wrote a review of this place! " The First Rule of Flight Club is...." <hhahaha sorry, couldn't resist haha>

Haha. I'm just thinking the original girl you went to see couldn't have been Brazilian - because, in my experience, if she was, and you went to see her, and she saw you and sent over a friend, and then you VIPd with a different girt. and American, you would have heard about it!

Too Fuckin' Funny. These two are a riot.

This is a true representative of a NJ Go-Go bar nowadays: You Go there, and then in a few minutes, you want to Go somewhere else.

in a club in AZ I once, in that post dance haze, stood up and walked out. On the way to car I did the pat-down check and failed at "phone". No phone. I went back in and asked the bartender if I could go in the back and look. They were great and let me. No luck. The Mgr then came over and offered to call it. He did, no luck. ?? Then he said: wait here. And as he walked off I noticed him hitting redial. A minute later he returns-with the phone. Picked up by mistake" was the offered explanation of how it wound up in the back dressing room, likely in my recent companion's string purse. I was glad to have it back, and counted myself lucky and just left.

In answer to " if not now, when": That would be earlier :). I totally agree that a club that has nothing happening at 9 pm on a weekend night should look for something else to be, but there you have it. Apparently there is a daytime/regular/"clancy's daytime" type vibe, but that doesn't help the seekers in the dark. Muddy - give Exit 11 a try. They're trying to bring upscale urban to NJ. Not my thing - I miss Rah Rah's that was there. hah tells you just 'bout all you need to know 'bout me :). MMNYC

I can confirm action is about what it was, although they have to now block 1/3 of the bar that was in front of the booths because the booths now have clear curtains. A bit weird as the bar staff can see in ( a bit ) but no patrons allowed back there. Sux as that back corner was " my hangout " back in the day. And the blond bartender is Ceda, the owner. Intoroduce yourself, offer to buy her a drink, compliment her on the makeover ( she put a ton of her own $$ into the upgrade over Covid ) and you'll have a friend. The kind of friend that smiles when she sees you come in, and sends over some company to you right away :). Just saying.

Please check / edit the hours in your review. For 21 hours a week, they'd have to close at 2:30 *PM* A 2:30 am close would be 15.5 hours per day that they'd be open. Or are they open at night? Maybe Tease closes at 2:30 pm and Secrets opens until 2:30 am? Or the other way around? Or, ah hell, I'll go to Marcet lol

Not to pile on, but I thought one of the "dancers" featured on the web page looked familiar. Yep: Hustler Lingerie Model, 2006! Guess they don't count on the Internet :).

One Dancer finally wouldn't take the BS anymore. Maybe fewer dancers semi-retiring due to pregnancy now....