Posts by RickyBoyDugan

...grease a bouncer or stroke a manager?

Normally my brain is so consumed with the guilt I feel for having failed to become Gordon Gekko, and the scheming I do of ways to make people think I'm "close enough" that they will accept me that that's all…

What would you rate as the top moment in your strip club "career"? The one, where if you to choose only one, you would relive over and over again? For me it was the time I greased a bounce at…

Being the only one wearing suit in a dive club so you sufficiently impress them that they let you pay them for sex. Who else could have figured that out? Only me, that's who! And in only 10 years? Who…

Greasing bouncers is one of my favorites parts of the strip club ritual. Having failed to become Gordon Gekko, it, nevertheless, gives me a temporary rush that I am triumphant in our capitalist system. Whereas hookers who work in strip…

My favorite suit to wear to strip clubs is the white three-piece polyester suit. I find that it is the best match for my used cars salesman personality. Wearing a suit, from a small time, makes me forget that I…

Triumphant in our capitalist system once again! Most guys, would have taken them 300 years!

You know, I usually don't think much about anything since I'm so hung up on trying to prove to people that I am the Gordon Gekko I know I failed to be. Alcohol usually helps drown out these negative thoughts…

See what I did there? Yep, my "personality damage" at work again. In the past it usually takes me at last two sentences before I contradict myself, but this is a new record for me. Contradicting myself in a single…

...But in a mere ten years I was able to figure out how to pay hookers for sex. (It's all about being the only one wearing a suit in a dive club). Pretty impressive, overall ain't it?

In a rare moment of introspection I started to ponder why I am a SC Hound/Junkie. What fills me with the almost irresistible urge to hang out in strip joints by myself, drinking and soaking up the ladies? Why do…

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