Comments by HerpinMaDerp

  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    Icee Loco (asshole)
    I'm a fucking loser
    Does anyone drink tap water?
    My new apartment in Portland has great tap water. I used to buy filtered, but now I don't have to, and I'm happy!
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    I still love the Casa, even though there are fewer hot dancers than before
    Haha, I love that people think a review where I explicitly say most of the girls are not attractive is a "shill". Is this site only for talking shit, no positives allowed? Should I not say what their prices are? It's my favorite club because they let you touch the strippers during private dances. I'm not gonna completely shit on my favorite club, and if I didn't like strip clubs in general, why would I be on this site? Anyway, I'll be reviewing other clubs, so maybe y'all will get to see what I say about clubs I don't like.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    deogol
    Michigan
    The reason for strippers... right here
    @skibum609 That's my response every time I hear about a woman "losing interest in sex." Yeah, sure. If the husband is a wimpy little doormat begging for sex, who wouldn't lose interest? Get in shape, get your confidence back, start flirting a little with other women in front of her (might not even be necessary) and she'll suddenly become "interested" again. Same goes the other way. If a woman doesn't want her man cheating or divorcing her, she should stay in good shape and keep him satisfied, whatever that might mean to him.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Hypothetical Situation #8
    Easy. You shoot the DJ.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    "I'll suck your dick all day and all night"
    I think I would hate that. I fantasize about cumming like a garden hose.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Strip Club Car Washes
    I went once to a nearby car wash fundraiser and they sucked at washing cars. I'd prefer it if they found a different way of raising money if they don't care enough to do a decent wash job. The girls were from my favorite club, too, so I was very disappointed.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    zipman68
    the speed force!
    Do you ever make up names when you club?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompatus
  • review comment
    11 years ago
    This place is pretty nice, but...
    Pretty much just what I was going to say.
  • article comment
    7 years ago
    Word of Advice for Online Shoppers
    I've been thinking about Vegas. Most say they come to your hotel on the strip. Meet in the bar downstairs to confirm she's the same as the pics. Discreetly confirm the price, in a public place where it would be very difficult for cops to record, maybe on an easily disposable napkin. Then up to your room. This would defeat the sting ops that I've heard of.
  • article comment
    10 years ago
    Is it cheating to have sex with a Stripper if your married
    "But baby it didn't mean anything! I swear!" What a moron. If you make a commitment, then stick to it. Otherwise you have no ethics and no honor. If you want to be able to sleep with whoever you want, then don't make a fucking commitment, idiot! There are plenty of guys these days who are open about the fact that they won't be monogamous. And they still find girls who will sleep with them, sometimes even marry them! It's a personal choice, as long as it's founded on honesty. So if you are in a committed relationship and you're not getting the sex you want, then break up with her! Be a fucking man and live life honestly and openly, not like a rat in the sewer. All you have to do is say "Babe, this isn't working for me. I need more in my sex life, and what we've got going here isn't enough, and I don't think it ever will be. I'm going to start seeing other women." Maybe she'll accept an open relationship, but that's totally up to her. If she needs monogamy, then tell her to find it with some other guy. Have some fucking integrity.
  • article comment
    10 years ago
    My Life As A Strip Club Manager
    Does your club use DJs? I'm wondering what's the best way for a noob to get a job as a strip club DJ. The only thing I've heard so far is that "you have to know somebody" but that doesn't do me any good. I've read the complaints from strippers in another thread, and I think I'd be a lot better than some of those clowns who hog the mic instead of letting customers focus on the girls.