Pompano Club Crawl
PaapadPants
30 year old guy that slept on the strip club scene till I my first trip to Tootsies in Miami a year ago on a bachelor’s trip. Since then, I’ve been to a handful more and have quickly become enamored by this world. All the glitz and glamour, the signature scent of strippers’ perfumes, the glitter I’ll sometimes find on my clothes after a night at the club, the constant pursuit of getting a dance by the perfect dime, I’m hooked to all of it.
Having spent some time on this site, I have realized that I want to pay a visit to the holy trinity of the Pompano Beach scene - DD, BT and Cheetah!
Bagged $90 round trip tickets to FLL (Spirit Airlines FTW). No hotel booked as I plan to spend the night between these strip clubs before heading to the airport at around 3 am for my return flight.
Can some seasoned SoFlo pros help me plan this trip?
1. I will have about 8 hours in Miami/Pompano starting at 7 pm on a Saturday. Should I follow a particular order to visit these clubs?
2. I’ve always visited strip clubs with a group before. Should I also add Tootsie’s as a stop since this is a bigger club that I’m familiar with? I suspect that I will have less inhibitions about being solo as the night goes on and the alcohol starts kicking in.
3. I’ve never really been into going the full distance with a dancer. I mostly just enjoy the conversations, the dances and maybe a HJ or BJ if I’m really into the girl. That being said, should I pop a V pill before starting the night so I can release multiple times if I have to?
The goal is to treat myself and get as many as 15-20 dances and maybe a couple of trips to the VIP rooms. Would really appreciate any tips or advice I can get!
Having spent some time on this site, I have realized that I want to pay a visit to the holy trinity of the Pompano Beach scene - DD, BT and Cheetah!
Bagged $90 round trip tickets to FLL (Spirit Airlines FTW). No hotel booked as I plan to spend the night between these strip clubs before heading to the airport at around 3 am for my return flight.
Can some seasoned SoFlo pros help me plan this trip?
1. I will have about 8 hours in Miami/Pompano starting at 7 pm on a Saturday. Should I follow a particular order to visit these clubs?
2. I’ve always visited strip clubs with a group before. Should I also add Tootsie’s as a stop since this is a bigger club that I’m familiar with? I suspect that I will have less inhibitions about being solo as the night goes on and the alcohol starts kicking in.
3. I’ve never really been into going the full distance with a dancer. I mostly just enjoy the conversations, the dances and maybe a HJ or BJ if I’m really into the girl. That being said, should I pop a V pill before starting the night so I can release multiple times if I have to?
The goal is to treat myself and get as many as 15-20 dances and maybe a couple of trips to the VIP rooms. Would really appreciate any tips or advice I can get!
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However, at 30 (and presumably single) you are too young to become a PL. You should be out getting civilian pussy for free instead of having to buy it in a strip club. Leave the paid pussy for us old married guys.
As for the pills, I had an anxiety based ED a while back which I managed to overcome. I still have some of the prescribed pills that I use every once in a while when I’m anticipating a sexual encounter. It’s mostly so I can reload faster and go for seconds or thirds.
I just got out of a relationship and this is one of the ways I choose to celebrate my freedom before I dive back into the dating pool lol. Besides, I’d probably never be able to pull a 9 for free ;)
I'll second the suggestion that if you're flying into FLL, you should just stick with the Pompano three. Miami (and Tootsie's which is a great club but more expensive than the Pompano 3) is a pretty long drive. You'd have between 7 PM and 2 AM to work the clubs. Honestly that might only be time for two clubs. I would hit Booby Trap first (this is my personal fav of the 3), then plan to hit Cheetah late night, and then only plan on Diamond Dolls as a third option if you're not having fun at BT or Cheetah at any point.
> That being said, should I pop a V pill before starting the night so I can release multiple times if I have to?
What I would do as a recreational V user is go for round 1 without it. Then I'd pop the pill after completing round 1, so that you're ready for round 2. That or split it up, and take half early and half late. In my experience, V only lasts about 3 hours so not enough time for an entire evening and multiple pops.
> No hotel booked as I plan to spend the night between these strip clubs before heading to the airport at around 3 am for my return flight.
How the heck did you get a flight at 3 AM? I've never heard of a flight that late/early. Bear in mind that the Pompano clubs close at 2 AM. Tootsie's is open later I think, but again, it's pretty far from FLL.
My return flight is a few minutes past 6 am so I’m planning to end my night at 3 am.
I’ve only used V recreationally a few times when the ex and I planned a long night of romping but yeah the effect does fade within 3-4 hours. Half a pill does nothing for me though. I’ll probably go easy on the alcohol too to avoid mixing.
That sure takes the fun out of the evening though! I feel like half the point of using vitamin V recreationally is that it's the antidote to whiskey dick.
> My return flight is a few minutes past 6 am so I’m planning to end my night at 3 am.
Is your flight out of MIA or FLL? If out of MIA, this might be a reason to hit up Tootsie's as a last stip. It would be on your way back from Pompano Beach to the MIA airport. And it's open 365/24/7 I believe. Otherwise, you're going to have a miserable one trying to kill time between 2 AM when the Pompano Beach clubs close and 6 AM when your flight leaves.
I’ll probably still go to Tootsie’s past midnight, mainly to kill some more time before heading to airport! Heard a lot about their chicken wings lol
I don't want to rain on your parade, but at most clubs in south Florida your options for conversation with a stripper is gonna be limited if you don't speak Spanish. There are some English speakers, but they are the clear minority. When you factor in them being not your type, with a customer, or not the type who sit and chat, well... Let's just say temper your expectations in that department. But, there is a glimmer of hope nearer to FLL.
If this were my night, I'd start at BT and try to get there if at all possible before 6:30 or so to give yourself a shot with the day shift. Then I'd hit Cheetah when finished. Where I'll go a little off the reservation here is to suggest you hit Vixens on the way out to the airport. It's closer, and honestly it sounds more your speed given the limited info on your goals and preferences. It's not extras focused and they tend to have more than the average percentage of English speakers. The atmosphere is between BT's loud party scene & Cheetah's relaxed vibe, they'll have some kind of acrobatics show type thing likely. I don't go there often, but in my limited experience the girls tend to be hot. The biggest downside is they're gonna scan your ID and take your picture. If that's a deal breaker, and I wouldn't blame you if it was, don't go there.
If you see a cutie early at BT, I strongly recommend pulling the trigger and doing a room with her. You might find something better later, but trust me odds are good she'll become the one that got away if let her. If you stay till 10ish, you'll notice a new crop of girls showing up at BT. Be careful with them, some are hot but they tend to be the "spoil me" kinda girls who only want to work 10pm-1am, 2 nights a week. Much more like the girls you find at Tootsies who are experts at fleecing tourists than the typical Pompano stripper who mostly caters to regulars. I'd cut bait at that point at the latest, but if it feels like you're scene it's not like its dangerous or anything and you gotta leave. After BT I'd hit Cheetah. Cheetah is much more relaxed, the girls lean a little younger, slimmer, and more natural. It's not a huge difference, but a slight lean. Cheetah's rooms are more expensive, which is part of why I recommend not being gun-shy at BT. Speaking of those, if you expect to only get a HJ or BJ, you should probably expect to still pay full freight at those two clubs. DD offers lower prices for that stuff, but at those two you're gonna pay for time in a room and what you do in there doesn't make much difference. I don't recommend bothering with DD though, especially if you're not specifically looking for extras or specifically into cartoonish enhancements. I'm suggesting Vixens as a last last stop mostly because they tend to be a bit of a later night spot, they close at 6am instead of 2 like the Pompano clubs. Not because I think it's the least best fit. If you take Vixens off the list due to the ID scanning, and you get bored at Cheetah, you can hit up DD last. Close to 2am, you could probably get a HJ or two in the dance room or a discount CBJ or two.
My type really varies - some days I’m in the mood to caress a 30 something Brazilian with man made everythings, on other days I crave an Asian spinner on my lap. Been on a Latina kick lately, hence the Miami trip. Will probably head to Providence or Detroit on my next trip if I’m craving an all American blonde hottie lol
To the OP, just a to +1 everything @Dolfan said, he was incredibly helpful to me in knowing what to expect on my first trip to Pompano.
Getting back to conversations, I just wanted to temper your expectations a bit. I guess it depends what you mean about conversing. But if you've been, you know the deal.
Personally I'm not exactly into the hotels that are TOTALLY CHEAP any more. There was a time in my life when I needed nothing more than a lockable cubicle which surrounded a flat clothed surface, whereupon to crash from the wee hours to mid-day, so any no-Tel sufficed, but now I'm willing to put more money into it. I need to be able to rely on a few simple concepts -- clean, quiet enough, safe enough, running water enough. I looked at Hotels-dot-com and AirBnB and a few other resources, from which it looks to me like you can get away from the absolutely horriblest of dregs for about $150 per night single occupancy. The Budgetel, athough the cheapest of the lot, has some amazingly bad reviews, stories about ceilings caving in and bullets through windows. There are a bunch of options, you just have to be a bit careful. Staying at a major chain can be helpful if they run out of rooms, they just forward you to the next nearest one. That ups the Uber costs of course ... maybe prefer rental car, but then you can't drink like a fish.
I really began to think about this seriously just yesterday. Now I am preparing the sig-O with stories of a college alumni golf tournament. The "Wynmoor Golf" location, just North of Hammondville Rd (aka Coconut Creek Parkway) between Turnpike and Lyons looks as though it could be a likely story. Anybody got any random paraphernalia I can throw at her to make the tale more plausible? I don't even play golf ...
I went on one of these types of monger's trips about once every three months for a while in the early 2000s. I think my biggest extravaganzas were trips from my short-term-long-term stay working in Jackson Mississippi, to Houston for a long weekend or two. I recall cheap-seats flying to the airport in the Southern half of Houston town, renting a car, staying at a Day's Inn brand hotel which had exterior doors on that balcony open plan, right in the heart of the Westheimer district. Over the trips, I managed to attend the main two or three famous strip clubs including Treasures and IIRC a Penthouse named place, also two strip clubs that were essentially brothels (was one called Centerfolds or sthg like that?), also exactly and precisely a brothel which masqueraded as a lingerie modeling studio (nerdy gamer-girl was into DFK, no complaints), also another brothel or two masquerading as Asian modeling studios. One highlight was the food truck with tacos al pastor right next to that lingerie place, which I could probably find on a map if you pressed me. And went daytime shopping at that Galleria mall and around-abouts, bought a "healthy back bag" which I still have at a leather specialty store where another one of the customers was a stripper who had jobbed me the night before. She booked it outta there when she saw me. Ah memories.