discussion comment
3 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
2AMer.
There is a burger/BBQ chain called Cookout all through North and South Carolina. Guy may have been laying there for a couple of hours...
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3 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
If It Tastes Good, It’s Bad For You
"And I’ve mentioned this before, with all the technology out on the world today how come some scientist out there can’t figure out away to make cauliflower taste like deep dish pizza." Have tried pizza with a cauliflower crust? They are actually quite delicious!
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3 years ago
crazyjoe
Colorado
Sucking on Boobs
When I was 4 months old, I loved sucking on a boob. Why wouldn't i enjoy it now!πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‹
review comment
3 years ago
lurkingdog
Pennsylvania
Summer-time at Lust warms up the Winter
I second everything that lurking dog said!
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3 years ago
ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Preserve the circle jerk
"No way shadow we have to fight to save the circle jerk. By whipping people with phone cords if necessary." What cords? You mean, like a, like, loop of line to keep the phone from, like, falling on the floor? Cool idea!πŸ˜‚
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3 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
5 Strippers Reveal The Craziest Things They've Seen At The Club
Checked between girls toes for lint??? OMG, what a loser! Everyone knows that the class A, #1 lint is in a girl's belly button, am I right? πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚
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3 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Finland skier suffers frozen penis in Olympics mass start race
That's one (painful!) Way to get a hard on! Of course, to take advantage of it you'd need a woman who wants to be cold cocked....😏πŸ₯Ά
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3 years ago
Muddy
USA
Best Movie/Show Ending
Favorite scene: Harrison Ford in Raiders of the Lost Ark, the battle in the town square with a badass swordsman who is doing an intimidating series of sword strokes, and Indy, with a bored look on his face, pulls out a .45 revolver and drills the guy without looking at him. The whole theater erupted in laughter and cheers, lol.
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3 years ago
Muddy
USA
Best Movie/Show Ending
A pair of Tom Selleck movies for me The first is the ending of High Road to China when he and Bess Armstrong are about to share a kiss and he says, "I should have sold you (to an Afghani chieftain) when I had the chance!" Second is the not quite ending of Quigley Down Under right after he has blown away the villain and two henchmen with a pistol. "I said I didn't have much use for one, not that I didn't know how to use one."
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3 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Want To Feel Old Today?
Sometimes I remember watching my favorite shows on our family's vacuum tube radio....πŸ“»πŸ˜
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3 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Oldest working stripper that you know of.
My ATF was 51 before she hung up her heels. She was still the top earner at least on her shift and probably in her club a good deal of the time. She didn't stop dancing until she had to kick her daughter out of the house for bringing in drugs and had to take over the full time care of her grandson. Truly a GILF!
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3 years ago
Muddy
USA
I'm surprised more dancers don't abuse the reviews for self promotion
^OoooK. At least it's just Fruit Loops and not Grape Nuts.....πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚
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3 years ago
rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
Whatever happened to Fozzy Bear?
@Gassagain:That would have been Miss Piggy!πŸ·πŸ˜‚
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3 years ago
rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
Whatever happened to Fozzy Bear?
Actually, Fizzy played second fiddle to a hairless green frog on Fraggle Rock, all of them were puppets operated by hairless apes! Bwahahahahaha!πŸ»πŸΈπŸ˜‚
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3 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Another 1st: Liability Insurance Required To Own A Gun
I have to carry liability insurance on... My home My cars My boat Part of my dues to my local carving club goes to liability insurance, which is good only at three locations So, why should anybody be pissed that somebody wants them to carry insurance on their guns?