Comments by maho (page 15)

  • review comment
    7 years ago
    wellshitman
    Washington
    Hit or miss, even while mostly empty
    lol - great review. I live in Columbus and have never been to Sirens, and can't tell if I want to try it or not. :-)
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    JAprufrock
    Did desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
    Decent value
    "....I told her I was just going home and gong to bed (left out the part of masturbating to Internet porn)." LOL :-)
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    Electronman
    Too much of a good thing is never enough
    warning: smoking now allowed/encouraged at the Penthouse Club
    Have never had an issue with smoke at PHC. I'm a non-smoker but can tolerate being in a bar or casino and someone next to me wants to smoke. There is plenty of seating at PHC away from the bar where a smoker may be.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    Avoid Cora
    So did your VIP activities take place in the open communal area you describe? Or is there an additional VIP that is private?
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    travelclub
    Illinois
    I was expecting a lot more from Penthouse
    The way to get attention is tip a dancer on stage who interests you. That will almost guarantee their attention. Waiting around at a booth or table for dancers to stop by isn't a good strategy. Those who do stop by are probably doing so because they aren't receiving tips on stage meaning they may not be the best looking. Just my experience and 2 cents.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    Not Impressed- but not sure the norm day either
    The dances in the VIP area by the DJ are going to be air. There are signs everywhere that say no touching the dancers. The VIP in the back area has cameras. My last couple of trips have had 2 different dancers doing some fondling and stick shifting while just sitting at my table which was nice, but that's about it.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    It's Okay, Could Have Been Better
    Have had valet here and Flight Club do the put down the window thing on occasion. Think it is just a nice way of trying to get some fresh air into your car (valet guy at FC made this comment one time). I find it to be a harmless gesture. I can easily put my windows back up and crank the a/c.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    JohnDough
    Michigan
    Penthouse
    Valet's flat rate has been $8 for quite a while now.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    costanza
    Michigan
    Flight Club Visit
    If you tip a dancer on stage at PHC or FC, 90% of the time they will stop by your table after they are finished (10% why they wouldn't is if someone else tipped them first and/or they are already hanging with a guy). If you are expecting girls to flock to your table after they get offstage without you giving them a stage tip....yeah, your going to be disappointed. You just need to realize how things work.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    Electronman
    Too much of a good thing is never enough
    Nice facility, needs better talent
    Nice review. Couple of reports on another board leading up to the re-opening said the private VIP area was gone. Per your report though the private VIP remains. :-)
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    qetuo
    Ohio
    Needs a few girls
    A number of inaccuracies with this "review".
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    1Chanman
    District of Columbia
    Disappointing
    Was at PHC last night. They had a free buffet until 9:00 which was delicious. My server was very friendly. My favorite dancer wasn't around and overall the talent was not the best, but guess there was a big lake festival this weekend in Michigan which is why my favorite and perhaps others girls were not around either.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    I Like this Club!
    Was just at Coliseum this past Saturday from 1:30 - 3:00. During this time there were a total of 2 dancers and about 3 customers.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    complex
    Illinois
    Not quite worth it.
    Pretty positive their isn't a cover or "entry fee" before 7pm. Have been to PHC a number of times around 1:00ish during the week and there have been plenty of dancers around. However, haven't been there around this time on a Saturday so it might just be a Saturday thing. FWIW....was just at Coliseum today around 1:30-3:00 this Saturday and they had 2 dancers. I wouldn't be bent out of shape over an early Saturday visit and there weren't a lot of dancers around. If you visit clubs like PHC, Coliseum, ect, then you already know the drill for fees such as valet, coat check, ect. It was very warm in Detroit today so kinda wondering why you would need to go to the club with a coat, but I digress.
  • review comment
    8 years ago
    shinnychoo
    New York
    I'd been to Penthouse over a...
    Great review. Had fun guessing the names of the dancers with your hints. :-) Sorry to hear about the VIP trip requiring a prepay, then bailing on the deal. Know what you mean sometimes talking with a girl and for whatever reason deciding to pass at the moment, only later after looking at her more thinking "damn, I should have gone up with her!" See the thin brunette with glasses basically every night I'm at PHC - no VIP experience but not a fan of hers at all.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    MARKRM
    Michigan
    Decent night, but I have seen much better here.
    Was just a PHC this past Tuesday evening and Wednesday afternoon. It does appear they have a new Valet team. They didn't seem quite as smooth as the previous group but otherwise had no issues. Also, the valet went up $1 and is now $8.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    maho
    Ohio
    Thursday afternoon and bonus Friday visit
    Thanks. Have seen you mention a Farrah at PHC on other message boards as having bolt-ons. From my view the girl I'm talking about is natural.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    Sajrandom
    Alabama
    Pimps, Professionals, & PL's-The Happy Hour Crowd
    "I politely told her I needed to pass, and pretty quickly got the hell out of there! I had sudden visions of moving myself to Atlanta and quickly emptying my bank accounts with daily trips to Follies." I was laughing so hard when I read this line.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    callmealias
    Antioquia
    Favorite Detroit Club
    In addition to the booths which require a tip and the bar seating you mention, there are multiple tables by the stage and about 6-7 tables inbetween the stage and booths are no charge. Also, would recommend tipping a dancer on stage anywhere from $5 to $20 if you want them to stop by your table after they are finished dancing.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    This was the best visit I...
    Good review. Have been to Christie's a few times and thought it was pretty nice.
  • review comment
    9 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    I was hesitant to write this...
    You walked to Christie's? That place is literally in one of the worst parts of a city I have ever seen. Getting a ride their in the Christie's "party bus" or the time I have driven have each been scary.
  • review comment
    10 years ago
    I, myself, am a dancer in...
    Dances are $30 per song, with specials every hour or so of 2 dances for $30, with $30 per dance after the 2. Also, any VIP is Ohio with doors or curtains are most likely going to have cameras. Kahoots is great, but there is really no comparing to Detroi
  • review comment
    10 years ago
    miggycab24
    Michigan
    Physically, this is the nicest looking...
    "I wouldn't rate any of them more than a 6. Don't get me wrong, I'd have trouble landing a 4 in real life, so I expect to see some girls that are way out of my reach in a nice club like this." Great quote. Funny. :)
  • review comment
    10 years ago
    costanza
    Michigan
    After my latest experience at BT’s...
    This was a great review. And funny....
  • review comment
    10 years ago
    I have reviewed penthouse before and...
    Had the exact same experience with this dancer. Very pretty, but would definitely avoid.