Physically, this is the nicest looking...

Physically, this is the nicest looking club I've ever been in. Penthouse is the only top rated Detroit area club that I haven't been to. Valet was $7, no cover in the afternoon, no charge for our booth, and I believe the domestic beers were around $7. The bathroom did not have a dick-shaker during the afternoon shift, so that saved me $1 each time. It's always a plus when you can piss for free. If I owned a strip club, this is what I'd want the inside to look like, so from that perspective, they did everything right.

Now the things needing improvement....there were only 4 dancers on shift, and although somewhat attractive, I wouldn't rate any of them more than a 6. Don't get me wrong, I'd have trouble landing a 4 in real life, so I expect to see some girls that are way out of my reach in a nice club like this. My buddy got one dance. It was $25 plus a tip to the bouncer. He took the elevator up to the 2nd floor vip. I didn't see them, but he said the room was very nice. No extras, but he had a nice dance to make it worth the trip up. Another thing that surprised me was the lack of customers. 3 other booths had customers, along with maybe 3 guys sitting at the bar the whole 2 hours we were there. That being said, 3 of the 4 dancers on shift did stop by our booth to see if we wanted company. Overall the club has a lot of potential, and I heard it gets fairly busy on fri and sat nights, but they have to figure out a way to get more dancers and more customers the rest of the time if they want to compete with the big boys. I'll be back in a few months to sample things again.