Reviews by StevieQ_2007

Cheetah Pompano is my second favorite club in South Florida (next to Diamond Dolls, which is my absolute fav). At a high level, this club features plenty of hot dancers to choose from (great variety…

This was my first time visiting a strip club outside the US and especially since it was in Mexico I must admit that I felt somewhat nervous. After a short trip from the border I…

In my opinion DD is one of the best values in South Florida (the other being Playmates down in Coral Gables). At night DD tends to get pretty packed, and since its a relatively small…

Went on a weekday afternoon/evening. This club had a more bar type feel than a true strip club. Seems like a lot a locals just came here to drink, socialize and talk to the girls.…

Went back to PTs deciding that I would give it one more shot after a terrible afternoon experience. Other members have mentioned that there have been really good looking women working at this club. Decided…

Was in the area on a weekday afternoon so decided to stop by for an early afternoon drink. Some clubs, like a Tootsies or a Cheetahs, can be decent in the afternoon and actually offer…

After being rather disappointed the last several times I've gone to Tootsies, I was in for a pleasant surprised. I went in on a Thursday evening and stayed until about 10pm. While it was still…

I've been meaning to write a comprehensive review as most reviews focus on isolated days and therefore are subject to lack of the draw. I've been traveling to Miami since Tootsies opened and have experienced…

I visited PP around 4:00 pm for the first time since they made their renovations. PP forever has been a place that was very hit or miss, but for the amount of customers there during…

In short, nothing to see here. I stopped in on my way to PP during a weekday afternoon. As soon as I entered I knew I'd be better of leaving. As you enter there is…

What a worthless club! (To add some context I am more used to strip clubs in Mexico, Florida and Europe, but still!). Got in free. Club was smaller than most of the clubs I was…

After being turned-off by some of LA's other terrible strip clubs (I mean terrible: few girls to choose from, ugly girls, no chance for extras, exorbitant prices) I gave Bare Elegance a try on a…

Cheetah Pompano Beach is a not-so-hidden treasure out in Broward County. Compared to Diamond Dolls and BT Pompano, Cheetah is the nicest one of the three clubs (although the women in both DD and BTs…

You know that T-Pain song "Bartender" when he says "200 b*tches and I bet none of them hot." That was Tootsies last night. I chilled at Tootsies with a few buddies of mine for four…

Was in the Doral area and hadn't been to BT in a while so decided to stop in. As soon as I parked, was hounded by some guy for a parking fee -- I guess…

Playmates is slowly and unexpendingly becoming my "go-to club." Went on a Wednesday mid afternoon (~4:30). Not packed at all, maybe 8 total patrons, but 30 girls scattered throughout the room (mostly latin). I quickly scanned…

Club Madonna is, in a few words, perhaps the most disappointing strip club in South Florida. You would think that the talent in the club would match the talent walking around South Beach -- definitely…

Been to Playmates 5 times in the last year; always weekday mid-afternoon (they don’t open until like 3:30) and my experience always varies. With the exception of one time, I’ve always been pleasantly surprised…

Though many South Florida stripclub goers swear by Tootsies, my experiences have varied. First and foremost it must be acknowledged that Tootsies is one of South Florida’s largest strip clubs. The club generally features between…

Like so many smaller clubs in Miami (basically every club except for Tootsies), Pink Pony can be very hit or miss. If the right girls are there, you'll have fun, if not you won't. The club…