Like so many smaller clubs in...

Like so many smaller clubs in Miami (basically every club except for Tootsies), Pink Pony can be very hit or miss. If the right girls are there, you'll have fun, if not you won't.

The club itself is fairly small. From any part of the room you can see the stage and every other part of the club. During the week in the afternoons there are usually 8-12 girls, and usually less than 6 patrons. Unfortunately, for the most part the girls there are average (5-6s). Each girl dances 3 full songs on stage (which is one song too long). The stage dancing during the day sucks. The girls barely dance (instead they just kind of meander around the stage), and usually only take off their tops. Afterwards, they come around and try to collect tips (which I freaking hate!). While one girl dances, the remainder sit around the bar usually on their cell phones, talking to other dancers, or just smoking and looking very disinterested.

If you are lucky and find a dancer you like you like pretty much anything goes. The LPs are fully friction and most girls will let you touch where you want. Most girls however will try to persuade you to go upstairs to the VIP area. The VIP area is a little weird because it's 3 or 40 dimly lit booths with no door. They assure you that no one will come and look, but if someone wanted to they could. Like in most Miami SCs, in the VIP anything goes, usually for $150-$200. Most girls will generally try to start high and ask for $300, but if you stand firm at $150, they will never say no.