Though many South Florida stripclub goers...

Though many South Florida stripclub goers swear by Tootsies, my experiences have varied. First and foremost it must be acknowledged that Tootsies is one of South Florida’s largest strip clubs. The club generally features between 30-100 girls at a time, all of different races and ethnicities. In a word, Tootsies is a p**** buffet.

The Tootsies main stage is huge. Generally each girl will dance a song on stage (fully nude, no less) and then dance at the base of the stage for another 2-3 songs. While the girls circulate the base of the stage, the stage dances can cost as little as $1, and generally girls will “throw it in your face.” Again, fully nude, and yes, very explicit.

Unlike many of Miami’s stripclubs, girls don’t walk around asking for dollar tips and will usually only approach if you’ve tipped them on stage. This is nice, as you can chill without being bothered and pick the girl of your choice.