Been to Playmates 5 times in...

Been to Playmates 5 times in the last year; always weekday mid-afternoon (they don’t open until like 3:30) and my experience always varies. With the exception of one time, I’ve always been pleasantly surprised with both the quality and quantity of women at this club. Despite the small size, there are usually at least 20 dancers at this club, and usually at least 3 or 4 of them that are an 8 or above. Not bad for what looks like a little shit hole. Also, during the day drinks are half off, so you can enjoy a Corona for just $3. That’s the good.

The bad is that the girls can be really annoying. First of all, almost none of them speak any English. I can’t stand this as when it comes to strippers, personality can count as much or more than looks. If you can’t communicate it’s tough to find one you vibe with. As with most of the other “lower-end” Miami clubs, after their time on stage the girls circle the room begging for $1 tips. Also, the uglier ones tend to invite themselves over your table and try to chat with you. This is especially annoying as they don’t take hints well and need to be explicitly told to leave or else they will sit with you for over half an hour. Another annoying thing about this club is that each girl dances on stage for three dances. This is waaaay too long – especially if you’re just looking to pop in, check out the talent and take one to the back.

LDs are your typical $25 a pop, while the CRs can vary greatly. Some girls will do a CR for as little as $, while the more attractive ones may demand $$$$-$$$$$ for FS.