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Uprightcitizen

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32 posts by Uprightcitizen

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Girl Drink Drunk

Any of you geezers remember The Kids In The Hall? This was one of my favorite sketches. This would be like Rick Dugan hires Heaving for that sales job. https://youtu.be/8C4TGGtPzBU

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago

Politics

Volunteers coming to Ukraine

Nothing like this since the Spanish Civil War... https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/around-70-japanese-have-volunteered-fight-ukraine-report-2022-03-02/

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 14

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Yellowstone

Any of you so called Americans watching 1883? Tell us your bad ass American family history!

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 10

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R Kelley Downfall

Awwww Icee you hero is gonna get hard time. What kind of lubricant do you recommend?

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 10

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Full of crap

Investors realized after they purchased a shit company management was full of shit. https://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/ubiome-richman-apte-sec-filing-charges-fraud-16042042.php Juice here is one of your favorite opportunities to pick this up as a penny stock. Sorry it didd'nt work out Crazy Joe.

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 3

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PokerStars back in Michigan as of TODAY

Praise to Jeebus https://www.mlive.com/sports/2021/01/pokerstars-launches-online-poker-in-michigan-foxbet-sports-betting-also-approved.html

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 7

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Sugar Daddy Gone Bad

https://nypost.com/2020/12/28/nashville-explosion-who-is-michelle-swing/ Guy popped his cork

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer5 yrs ago 1

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Dancer Anonymity and Covid

Soo...do you think there are dancers who would not otherwise since they get the anonymity of the mask?

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 6

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Hair Check

So I look Napoleon Dynomite. What's your excuse?

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 25

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Ford Vs. Ferrari

Watched it again and loved it. What a fantastic movie!

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 10

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"The following statement is true." "The previous statement is false"

Title says it all...

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 12

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Space Porn

Okay your chance to call it. Who is the carrier? (Virgin, SpaceX, NASA...) Who is the porn star or is it a civilian (Which means probably ex-military as an astronaut)

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 4

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Extra Nice Spice

I report I met the sexy NiceSpice last week and can confirm she is indeed nice, super cute and has fabulous tits. Glad she didd'nt whip out her lady boy junk on me but she might have been tucking all

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 13

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Asian Girls

My experience with asian girls is very limited. But I have to say my present experience with a half-Korean half-Irish girl may be off the chats for enthusiasm and I am confounded. She is the horniest SB bitch I have…

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 39

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Girls form oppressive religious families

So I don't know what's going on but the number of girls I have made connections with on SA from repressive religious families is statistically significant. Is this me or are others seeing the same thing? My latest girl is…

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 17

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WTF is up with the crazy mentally ill people on this board these days or am I ju

WTF?

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 18

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V Day on Friday

I am finally pulling the trigger to get my vasectomy done this Friday. How many here have done it and are you happy? I have a good friend that is a urologist so I asked him to finally get it done.…

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 42

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Verified PL

Wow...a dick pic actually got me verified!

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 2

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Front Room DATY

Evidence it does happen! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/indecent-exposure/mcdonalds-lewdness-294031 I am tempted to use this guys gangsta photo on my TUSCL account but it might already be one of our esteemed members, CrazyJoe? Did you blow up the shitter first and wreck the McD VIP?

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 9

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Sore Balls

Once in a rare while my balls get sore the next day after sex. Last night was a long session of edging with my gf duo and when I did cum it culminated in one super hard and long orgasm.…

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 4

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Juice I Heard Florence Is Coming Over Soon To Give You A Blow Job

She will blow your mind!

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 8

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Traveling with your CF or SB

Off to Vegas later in June. Bringing my fitness hottie CF to party with for a weekend. Brought a couple of SB's here before but never a dancer. Should be hella fun. Who here has traveled woth their CF? Was…

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 22

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Married Guy Roll Call

So...keeping it simple. How many years were you married before you had sex with anyone else? ( I do include a BJ in this question). For me its 18 years of dedication. You are next....

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 15

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Japan Recommendations

Headed off to Japan for work this summer for about a week. Specifically around Kobe Japan. Any recommendations for getting my sexy asian on (without ending up at the end of a Yakuza knife or a police baton)? Its a pretty…

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 5

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My Girfriend is a Dancer

This song should be a reference stickie for all those questions on "should I date a stripper?" Dan D. makes me smile every time I hear it. https://youtu.be/_teGzPF5SEU

UprightcitizenVeteran Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 2
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