Discussions by Uprightcitizen

Any of you geezers remember The Kids In The Hall? This was one of my favorite sketches. This would be like Rick Dugan hires Heaving for that sales job. https://youtu.be/8C4TGGtPzBU...

Nothing like this since the Spanish Civil War... https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/around-70-japanese-have-volunteered-fight-ukraine-report-2022-03-02/...

Any of you so called Americans watching 1883? Tell us your bad ass American family history! ...

Awwww Icee you hero is gonna get hard time. What kind of lubricant do you recommend? ...

Investors realized after they purchased a shit company management was full of shit. https://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/ubiome-richman-apte-sec-filing-charges-fraud-16042042.php Juice here is one of your favorite opportunities to pick this up as a penny stock. Sorry it didd'nt work out...

Praise to Jeebus https://www.mlive.com/sports/2021/01/pokerstars-launches-online-poker-in-michigan-foxbet-sports-betting-also-approved.html...

https://nypost.com/2020/12/28/nashville-explosion-who-is-michelle-swing/ Guy popped his cork ...

Soo...do you think there are dancers who would not otherwise since they get the anonymity of the mask? ...

So I look Napoleon Dynomite. What's your excuse?...

Watched it again and loved it. What a fantastic movie!...

Title says it all......

Okay your chance to call it. Who is the carrier? (Virgin, SpaceX, NASA...) Who is the porn star or is it a civilian (Which means probably ex-military as an astronaut)...

I report I met the sexy NiceSpice last week and can confirm she is indeed nice, super cute and has fabulous tits. Glad she didd'nt whip out her lady boy junk on me but...

My experience with asian girls is very limited. But I have to say my present experience with a half-Korean half-Irish girl may be off the chats for enthusiasm and I am confounded. She is...

So I don't know what's going on but the number of girls I have made connections with on SA from repressive religious families is statistically significant. Is this me or are others seeing the...

WTF?...

I am finally pulling the trigger to get my vasectomy done this Friday. How many here have done it and are you happy? I have a good friend that is a urologist so I asked...

Wow...a dick pic actually got me verified!...

Evidence it does happen! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/indecent-exposure/mcdonalds-lewdness-294031 I am tempted to use this guys gangsta photo on my TUSCL account but it might already be one of our esteemed members, CrazyJoe? Did you blow up the shitter...

Once in a rare while my balls get sore the next day after sex. Last night was a long session of edging with my gf duo and when I did cum it culminated in...

She will blow your mind! ...

Off to Vegas later in June. Bringing my fitness hottie CF to party with for a weekend. Brought a couple of SB's here before but never a dancer. Should be hella fun. Who here...

So...keeping it simple. How many years were you married before you had sex with anyone else? ( I do include a BJ in this question). For me its 18 years of dedication. You are next.......

Headed off to Japan for work this summer for about a week. Specifically around Kobe Japan. Any recommendations for getting my sexy asian on (without ending up at the end of a Yakuza knife...

This song should be a reference stickie for all those questions on "should I date a stripper?" Dan D. makes me smile every time I hear it. https://youtu.be/_teGzPF5SEU...

Has hanging out with hot strippers and in general pay-for-play hotties changed your level of expectation for a random or regular civie hookup? I still have game to bed decent civie girls but I...

So we as pl's classicly rate dancers on an arbitrary scale from 1 (yikes!) To 10 (perfection). Its like a shorthand way of telling someone else how hot some girl is without going into...

Out of state dacer texts me and says "I need your help...."...

If there actually is one in a strip club please post three items you think it would contain... To start this thread... 1) An empty box of mentos 2) A christmas scarf with evidence of vomit 3) A...

So I gave the wife a pearl necklace (not the fun kind) and received a kiss. What I give myself is GFE FS and a bbbjcim no quittin no spittin from a 21 year...

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For my first discussion posting on TUSCL I found this local news article that must be shared. This just cracks me up on so many levels lolz!! http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/25373037/dispute-over-money-spent-by-steven-utashs-son-at-strip-club enjoy!...